naruto chapter 399

[antpower]

Six days of LJ ban left!! Why is it that normally I'm so incredibly slack about LJ, but now that I'm on ban it's all I want to do??? Clearly, I have a contrary nature!!!



I kind of can't remember what happened last time. Oh yeah, clan wars!!! Or maybe NARUTO: ATTACK OF THE CLANS!!!

Uchiha's have really flat faces, don't they. Like Skywalkers!! Only not really, because Mark Hamill kind of had a really round head.

Clearly the tale of Madara and the First Hokage is A TALE OF EPIC LOVE. Like Anakin and Obi-Wan!

I am not believing Madara. I don't think he did it to protect the clan at all, I think he did it for chuckles. And probably because like Natalie Portman inexplicably died of heartbreak midway through childbirth his brother got all the pretty party dresses when they were kids and so he was like HAR, YOU CAN HAVE THE PRETTY PARTY DRESSES BUT I WILL HAVE YOUR EYES, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK!!! Man, the revenge of the Uchiha clan is always so... I really want to say "blinding".

Isn't most of what Madara is saying stuff we already know??? Or stuff that's pretty obvious anyway. Like Star Wars Episode I-III Also, why doesn't Sasuke already know this??? Didn't they teach "Basic Ninja History" at the academy???

I think the rest of the clan betrayed Madara because he told really boring stories. I bet he was the kind of guy who would tell you the same stories over and over. Like about how this one time he went on a mission to Earth Country and he forgot to take a spare pair of socks, that kind of story. Or maybe even the plots of the anime fillers. I would totally turn on my clan leader for that too.

As well as having flat faces and wacky revenge schemes, Uchihas are also total whingers, aren't they. Maybe they really are like Skywalkers, because they have superpowers and complain a lot. And are pretty. Well, except Mark Hamill.

Seriously, Madara, just go build a Death Star or something!!

If he was forgotten by history, how come like Kakashi and Tsunade and everyone knows about it??? Maybe they were the only ones who paid attention in history class.

Hello, Kyuubi!!!

So, next week: the arc of backstory continues but this time with added Itachi goodness!!! And hopefully containing much chibi!Sasuke cuteness and brother love!!! AND R2D2!!!

Comments

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL Yeah, I need to! My friends have this on-going list of Movies That I Have Not Seen (Oh, the Travesty!). :P

I KNOW. HE'S LIKE, DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT? THIS IS THE TRUTH? DUH. Do you think so, Sasuke?

EXACTLY! ONLY SASUKE GOT BORED AND STOPPED READING BEFORE HE GOT TO THE MADARA BACKSTORY, SO NOW EVERYTHING'S BACKLASHING ON HIM! This is the lesson of missing things due to lack of perseverance in finishing things! 8D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, your list must be FREAKING HUGE by now!!! But Star Wars should go right at the top, because it is one of those things that everybody has to watch at some point.

YES, OMG SASUKE WILL YOU GROW A BRAIN!!! DON'T GO AROUND TRUSTING EVERY RANDOM PEDO THAT YOU MEET ON THE STREET!!! GEEZ!!

LOL, YES I BET HE WAS ALL LIKE "OMG THIS BOOK ISN'T ABOUT WIZARDS" AND GOT ALL OFFENDED! HE IS SUCH A PRINCESS!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL it is! Star Wars, and The Princess Bride, and who knows what else my friends have down?? XDD Yeah, I really, really do need to watch the movies. :P

YOU'D THINK HE'D DEVELOPED SOME SORT OF PEDO-ALERT SYSTEM BY NOW, BUT NOOOOO, HE'S STILL SO... CLUELESS!

SERIOUSLY. I'LL BET HE HAD A LOT OF TEMPER TANTRUMS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG BECAUSE ITACHI WOULDN'T MAKE A TIARA OF EYES FOR HIM!! 8DDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER!!! YOU NEED TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!! YOU WILL LAUGH AND CRY AND THINK THAT THE WORLD IS AN AWESOME PLACE!!! Oh, I want to watch it now too!!!

I THINK SASUKE SECRETLY LIKES BEING PEDOED ON. IT MAKES HIM FEEL LOVED!!!

OMG, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO MAKE FANART OF SASUKE WEARING AN EYEBALL TIARA!! THAT WOULD BE ROFLICIOUS!!! 8888DDDDDDDDD

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Well, AS COMPENSATION, I HAVE READ THE BOOK SO I KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT! I just haven't seen the movie yet. >_>

YEAH, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, LIKE AN UKE. XPP

LOL I SECOND YOUR MOTION! A BASE OF BROWN EYES, THEN MOVING UP TO A RING OF ALTERNATING GREEN AND BLUE, AND FINALLY A TRIANGLE OF SHARINGAN RED EYES RIGHT ON TOP! LIKE A CHERRY! 8DDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Ooh, the William Goldman version or the original??? I have the Goldman version but I've never been able to find the other, and it's apparently much better. BUT THE MOVIE HAS CARY ELWES WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND PRETTY, AND HE'S SPORTING A DASHING MOUSTACHE!!!

ROFL, YES IT'S LIKE HE HAS A FLASHING SIGN ON HIS HEAD SAYING "#1 UKE" OR SOMETHING!!!

OMG, that would be the prettiest bouquet ever!! If only I could do arts!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

I thought the William Goldman version was the only one. Goldman invented the "original" and pretended to write about it as if it were real--in short, he was breaking the "fourth wall" of narrative separating reality from the fiction. Who does Cary Elwes play in the movie?

LOL MAYBE THAT WAS WHY ITACHI SPARED HIM BECAUSE HE WOULD BE THE UKE DECOY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's very clever then!!! Cary Elwes is Westley and he's totally awesome!

LOL, UKE DECOY!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Okay, something to look up! :)

Like, he can be smelling of weird uke hormones or something that attract pedos in the most extraordinary ways... XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, UKE HORMONES, THAT TOTALLY EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY! OM NOM NOM. IT MUST BE A UCHIHA THING. 8D