naruto chapter 399

[antpower]

Six days of LJ ban left!! Why is it that normally I'm so incredibly slack about LJ, but now that I'm on ban it's all I want to do??? Clearly, I have a contrary nature!!!



I kind of can't remember what happened last time. Oh yeah, clan wars!!! Or maybe NARUTO: ATTACK OF THE CLANS!!!

Uchiha's have really flat faces, don't they. Like Skywalkers!! Only not really, because Mark Hamill kind of had a really round head.

Clearly the tale of Madara and the First Hokage is A TALE OF EPIC LOVE. Like Anakin and Obi-Wan!

I am not believing Madara. I don't think he did it to protect the clan at all, I think he did it for chuckles. And probably because like Natalie Portman inexplicably died of heartbreak midway through childbirth his brother got all the pretty party dresses when they were kids and so he was like HAR, YOU CAN HAVE THE PRETTY PARTY DRESSES BUT I WILL HAVE YOUR EYES, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK!!! Man, the revenge of the Uchiha clan is always so... I really want to say "blinding".

Isn't most of what Madara is saying stuff we already know??? Or stuff that's pretty obvious anyway. Like Star Wars Episode I-III Also, why doesn't Sasuke already know this??? Didn't they teach "Basic Ninja History" at the academy???

I think the rest of the clan betrayed Madara because he told really boring stories. I bet he was the kind of guy who would tell you the same stories over and over. Like about how this one time he went on a mission to Earth Country and he forgot to take a spare pair of socks, that kind of story. Or maybe even the plots of the anime fillers. I would totally turn on my clan leader for that too.

As well as having flat faces and wacky revenge schemes, Uchihas are also total whingers, aren't they. Maybe they really are like Skywalkers, because they have superpowers and complain a lot. And are pretty. Well, except Mark Hamill.

Seriously, Madara, just go build a Death Star or something!!

If he was forgotten by history, how come like Kakashi and Tsunade and everyone knows about it??? Maybe they were the only ones who paid attention in history class.

Hello, Kyuubi!!!

So, next week: the arc of backstory continues but this time with added Itachi goodness!!! And hopefully containing much chibi!Sasuke cuteness and brother love!!! AND R2D2!!!

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

AH I NEED TO READ THIS NOW!

Also, I just got home. I suppose you aren't online anymore!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ME POINTLESSLY REPLYING TO YOUR COMMENT!!

HELLO!!! I am online now, but I'm about to go and make some toast. When I get back, I will probably spazz about Ohmiya to you, because I am full of love right now!!! XDDDD

[audreym.livejournal.com]

LMAO

Ohh, there's Kyuubi?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes, for like two seconds. LOL, but you probably already know that by now!!

[isolabela.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING UCHIHA = SKYWALKERS. YOU ARE MADE OF AWESOME.

I love Madara too much to hate too much on his lack of good storytelling skills. I just want him to...morph back into Madara!mode and out of Tobi!mode. Because he's less hot as Tobi. Srsly, think about it, Madara.

And then he'll tell Sasuke all about the epic tragedy of his and Itachi's love and Sasuke will feel omgBETRAYED. And then Madara will molest Sasuke lots and Sasuke can feel complete once again.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, THANK YOU!!! It just seemed a natural conclusion to make, you know?

YES, AND HE'S FUNNIER AS TOBI AS WELL!!! Somebody needs to write him a letter and tell him!!!

YES, THERE IS NOTHING TO BRING A FAMILY TOGETHER LIKE BEING MOLESTED BY YOUR CREEPY ANCESTOR!!! XP

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

You are so right about the history lessons. How come nobody knows anything about history or the other clans of Konoha?

Haha the Uchiha=Skywalkers

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's like they don't tell you about the history until you become a jounin or something!!!

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

Don't you know, the only way to learn something about history, is to have a chat with your enemy during a fight or the random tidbits you get from your teammates years too late.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, it's funny because it's true!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Uchihas = Skywalkers LOL XP (... I haven't actually seen any of the Star Wars movies. Just sayin'. aha >_>)

I don't quite trust Madara either. :P

SO MADARA'S LIKE PROFESSOR BINNS! (Didn't you make that comparison before, I think?) ARGH, PEOPLE LIKE THEM ALWAYS RUIN HISTORY, EVEN THOUGH HISTORY IS ACTUALLY INTERESTING! XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Oh, you should totally watch Star Wars!!! At least, the original three anyway. They're totally awesome.

Yeah, he's totally screwing with Sasuke. AND SASUKE IS SO GULLIBLE WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS!!

YES, HE'S JUST LIKE PROFESSOR BINNS! I don't know if I made the comparison or not, but it totally fits!! AND IF SASUKE HAD JUST READ KONOHA: A HISTORY THEN ALL THE ANGST TO COME WOULD BE AVOIDED!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL Yeah, I need to! My friends have this on-going list of Movies That I Have Not Seen (Oh, the Travesty!). :P

I KNOW. HE'S LIKE, DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT? THIS IS THE TRUTH? DUH. Do you think so, Sasuke?

EXACTLY! ONLY SASUKE GOT BORED AND STOPPED READING BEFORE HE GOT TO THE MADARA BACKSTORY, SO NOW EVERYTHING'S BACKLASHING ON HIM! This is the lesson of missing things due to lack of perseverance in finishing things! 8D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, your list must be FREAKING HUGE by now!!! But Star Wars should go right at the top, because it is one of those things that everybody has to watch at some point.

YES, OMG SASUKE WILL YOU GROW A BRAIN!!! DON'T GO AROUND TRUSTING EVERY RANDOM PEDO THAT YOU MEET ON THE STREET!!! GEEZ!!

LOL, YES I BET HE WAS ALL LIKE "OMG THIS BOOK ISN'T ABOUT WIZARDS" AND GOT ALL OFFENDED! HE IS SUCH A PRINCESS!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL it is! Star Wars, and The Princess Bride, and who knows what else my friends have down?? XDD Yeah, I really, really do need to watch the movies. :P

YOU'D THINK HE'D DEVELOPED SOME SORT OF PEDO-ALERT SYSTEM BY NOW, BUT NOOOOO, HE'S STILL SO... CLUELESS!

SERIOUSLY. I'LL BET HE HAD A LOT OF TEMPER TANTRUMS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG BECAUSE ITACHI WOULDN'T MAKE A TIARA OF EYES FOR HIM!! 8DDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG THE PRINCESS BRIDE IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVER!!! YOU NEED TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!! YOU WILL LAUGH AND CRY AND THINK THAT THE WORLD IS AN AWESOME PLACE!!! Oh, I want to watch it now too!!!

I THINK SASUKE SECRETLY LIKES BEING PEDOED ON. IT MAKES HIM FEEL LOVED!!!

OMG, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO MAKE FANART OF SASUKE WEARING AN EYEBALL TIARA!! THAT WOULD BE ROFLICIOUS!!! 8888DDDDDDDDD

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Well, AS COMPENSATION, I HAVE READ THE BOOK SO I KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT! I just haven't seen the movie yet. >_>

YEAH, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, LIKE AN UKE. XPP

LOL I SECOND YOUR MOTION! A BASE OF BROWN EYES, THEN MOVING UP TO A RING OF ALTERNATING GREEN AND BLUE, AND FINALLY A TRIANGLE OF SHARINGAN RED EYES RIGHT ON TOP! LIKE A CHERRY! 8DDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Ooh, the William Goldman version or the original??? I have the Goldman version but I've never been able to find the other, and it's apparently much better. BUT THE MOVIE HAS CARY ELWES WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND PRETTY, AND HE'S SPORTING A DASHING MOUSTACHE!!!

ROFL, YES IT'S LIKE HE HAS A FLASHING SIGN ON HIS HEAD SAYING "#1 UKE" OR SOMETHING!!!

OMG, that would be the prettiest bouquet ever!! If only I could do arts!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

I thought the William Goldman version was the only one. Goldman invented the "original" and pretended to write about it as if it were real--in short, he was breaking the "fourth wall" of narrative separating reality from the fiction. Who does Cary Elwes play in the movie?

LOL MAYBE THAT WAS WHY ITACHI SPARED HIM BECAUSE HE WOULD BE THE UKE DECOY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's very clever then!!! Cary Elwes is Westley and he's totally awesome!

LOL, UKE DECOY!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Okay, something to look up! :)

Like, he can be smelling of weird uke hormones or something that attract pedos in the most extraordinary ways... XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, UKE HORMONES, THAT TOTALLY EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY! OM NOM NOM. IT MUST BE A UCHIHA THING. 8D

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

MADARA IS LIKE SUCH A PLOTTER! I bet he had this all written down in a script, like 10 years ago. And all of it is probably going according to plan... but wait til' Naruto comes in. XD

Madara probably a billion times more crazy than the crazy characters we've already seen in this series. Like, he lives longer. He decides that he has been eternally offended and betrayed by his own clan because they didn't agree with him (becuz that's lyk blasphemy) and he walks out of the village all cool and composed, turns back last minute and says, "I will be back..."

And then he decides to use the kyuubi and Itachi as his shields. Like he obviously planned both the kyuubi attack and the Uchiha massacre but he manages to blame the kyuubi incident on NATURE, and then he blames the Uchiha massacre entirely on Itachi (and manages to pretend he's still dead while he's at it.) Isn't he like a real genius or something?

... I can't wait til' the next chapter. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, NARUTO WILL SAVE US ALL FROM THE PLOT OF MUCH BACKSTORY!!! He's such a hero!!! XD

YES! Madara is totally crazy. He's like the crazy that made all the other bad guys crazy!! LOL, "I'll be back", MADARA IS THE TERMINATOR!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

He's a pretty clever guy, but then they are a FAMILY OF GENIUSES!!!

I can't wait until there is finally a NARUTO AND SASUKE REUNION!!! I WILL JUMP UP AND DOWN FOR JOY WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!

[idroppedarice.livejournal.com]

Since when do LJ bans involve reading things on LJ and updating LJ? :P

God damn, girl, we used to have so much fun together. *squishes you* <3 <3 <3

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG RICICLE!!!

LOL, then involve reading and updating LJ since I got kind of bored!!! XP

Yes, we had loads of fun!!! BUT WE NEVER TALK ANYMORE! HOW ARE YOU, ANYWAY??? <3333333333

[idroppedarice.livejournal.com]

Haha, I'm actually back on LJ because my life has gotten so very very boring. So I don't really have a lot to update. :P But I am sooooooo glad to see that you're still on here!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Oh, why has your life gotten boring??? Is it something in particular or is it just a general blah thing? LOL, I never have anything to say when I update either, so I just post stupid stuff! XP

I AM GLAD YOU'RE BACK!!! Amy is around more recently too, soon it will be JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!!! XD