naruto chapter 399

[antpower]

Six days of LJ ban left!! Why is it that normally I'm so incredibly slack about LJ, but now that I'm on ban it's all I want to do??? Clearly, I have a contrary nature!!!



I kind of can't remember what happened last time. Oh yeah, clan wars!!! Or maybe NARUTO: ATTACK OF THE CLANS!!!

Uchiha's have really flat faces, don't they. Like Skywalkers!! Only not really, because Mark Hamill kind of had a really round head.

Clearly the tale of Madara and the First Hokage is A TALE OF EPIC LOVE. Like Anakin and Obi-Wan!

I am not believing Madara. I don't think he did it to protect the clan at all, I think he did it for chuckles. And probably because like Natalie Portman inexplicably died of heartbreak midway through childbirth his brother got all the pretty party dresses when they were kids and so he was like HAR, YOU CAN HAVE THE PRETTY PARTY DRESSES BUT I WILL HAVE YOUR EYES, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK!!! Man, the revenge of the Uchiha clan is always so... I really want to say "blinding".

Isn't most of what Madara is saying stuff we already know??? Or stuff that's pretty obvious anyway. Like Star Wars Episode I-III Also, why doesn't Sasuke already know this??? Didn't they teach "Basic Ninja History" at the academy???

I think the rest of the clan betrayed Madara because he told really boring stories. I bet he was the kind of guy who would tell you the same stories over and over. Like about how this one time he went on a mission to Earth Country and he forgot to take a spare pair of socks, that kind of story. Or maybe even the plots of the anime fillers. I would totally turn on my clan leader for that too.

As well as having flat faces and wacky revenge schemes, Uchihas are also total whingers, aren't they. Maybe they really are like Skywalkers, because they have superpowers and complain a lot. And are pretty. Well, except Mark Hamill.

Seriously, Madara, just go build a Death Star or something!!

If he was forgotten by history, how come like Kakashi and Tsunade and everyone knows about it??? Maybe they were the only ones who paid attention in history class.

Hello, Kyuubi!!!

So, next week: the arc of backstory continues but this time with added Itachi goodness!!! And hopefully containing much chibi!Sasuke cuteness and brother love!!! AND R2D2!!!

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

AH I NEED TO READ THIS NOW!

Also, I just got home. I suppose you aren't online anymore!

[audreym.livejournal.com]

LMAO

Ohh, there's Kyuubi?

[isolabela.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU FOR MAKING UCHIHA = SKYWALKERS. YOU ARE MADE OF AWESOME.

I love Madara too much to hate too much on his lack of good storytelling skills. I just want him to...morph back into Madara!mode and out of Tobi!mode. Because he's less hot as Tobi. Srsly, think about it, Madara.

And then he'll tell Sasuke all about the epic tragedy of his and Itachi's love and Sasuke will feel omgBETRAYED. And then Madara will molest Sasuke lots and Sasuke can feel complete once again.

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

You are so right about the history lessons. How come nobody knows anything about history or the other clans of Konoha?

Haha the Uchiha=Skywalkers

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Uchihas = Skywalkers LOL XP (... I haven't actually seen any of the Star Wars movies. Just sayin'. aha >_>)

I don't quite trust Madara either. :P

SO MADARA'S LIKE PROFESSOR BINNS! (Didn't you make that comparison before, I think?) ARGH, PEOPLE LIKE THEM ALWAYS RUIN HISTORY, EVEN THOUGH HISTORY IS ACTUALLY INTERESTING! XD

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

MADARA IS LIKE SUCH A PLOTTER! I bet he had this all written down in a script, like 10 years ago. And all of it is probably going according to plan... but wait til' Naruto comes in. XD

Madara probably a billion times more crazy than the crazy characters we've already seen in this series. Like, he lives longer. He decides that he has been eternally offended and betrayed by his own clan because they didn't agree with him (becuz that's lyk blasphemy) and he walks out of the village all cool and composed, turns back last minute and says, "I will be back..."

And then he decides to use the kyuubi and Itachi as his shields. Like he obviously planned both the kyuubi attack and the Uchiha massacre but he manages to blame the kyuubi incident on NATURE, and then he blames the Uchiha massacre entirely on Itachi (and manages to pretend he's still dead while he's at it.) Isn't he like a real genius or something?

... I can't wait til' the next chapter. XD

[idroppedarice.livejournal.com]

Since when do LJ bans involve reading things on LJ and updating LJ? :P

God damn, girl, we used to have so much fun together. *squishes you* <3 <3 <3