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I am still sick. I am so bored of it now. I have done no writing for like a month and all I do is sleep and watch TV. TV rules.

In the past couple of weeks I've watched all of Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill and Friday Night Lights and I've rewatched seasons 1 & 2 of Gilmore Girls and season 2 of Arrested Development, as well as all my regularly scheduled programming. I think I need some sort of 12 Step Program for TVaholics.

Also? I am so freaking in love with the Black Donnellys that it makes my head explode. The stupid site won't let me watch the episode 3 thinger though, does anyone know where else I could watch it?

Anyway, I have things to say about all this TV. Important, riveting things, hidden under incredibly tempting LJ cuts...

( Firstly, the Black Donnellys )


( One Tree Hill )


( Grey's Anatomy )


( Friday Night Lights )


( Gilmore Girls [warning: anti-Rory-and-a-little-bit-Lorelai rant ahead] )

Oooh, I have hot cross buns!

( Arrested Development )


( And I forgot to mention this week's Prison Break )



Next I am going to try to give Smallville another shot and rewatch Supernatural. I have this idea in my head where I want to write a slightly AU, slightly Wincest episode-by-episode coda-type-thinger. Has that idea been done to death? It seems like the kind of idea that would be done to death, but I want to do it anyway.


Also? Jensen Ackles needs to stop being so hot or I will never get anything done ever again and just keep staring at those pretty pics that are everywhere.

i just almost choked on a souvlaki. death by garlic sauce would be the worst way to go ever. (except for maybe death by coffee withdrawal, which almost took my young and fragile life yesterday.)

so, anyway, tv? best invention ever. internets that mean you don't have to wait months to see the tv? even more awesome.

( Heroes - 1x14 (in bullet points because complete sentences are for people who are smart enough not to be killed by garlic sauce )

( Prison Break - 2x16 (also in bullet form) )

( Supernatural - a question that is TOTALLY SPOILER FREE )

On the RL front, does anyone know how to convincingly fake their own death? I am open to all suggestions.


And finally darkdean, because vichan is awesome!!!

My sister and I have spent the last few days mainlining Prison Break, because she hadn't watched it before and wanted to be caught up after hiatus, and we think that maybe all that adreneline packed into such a short space maybe broke her brain. That's our excuse anyway...

We were talking about writing Wincest porn, at least that's how it started.


Sister: If I wrote Wincest porn it would be really dirty.
Ant: Okay.
Sister: I think Dean would like to watch Sam on the toilet.
Sister: He would do little dances for Sam. While Sam was on the toilet.
Ant: OMG, that is so wrong. ROFL.
Sister: And Dean would tie Sam to the bed and dress up as a clown to have sex with him.
Ant: *has died*
Sister: Sam's screams would be one part horror, one part pleasure.


Sister: I worry about what's going to happen in season 3 of Prison Break...
Time: *is later*
Sister: I have worked out what will happen. Michael Scofield will come up with an elaborate plan to sneak into the Big Day Out.
Ant: Right.
Sister: Because the Insane Clown Posse are banned and he needs to get them in, to right the wrong of their banning.
Ant: Are they really banned?
Sister: No, I made that bit up.
Sister: Michael Scofield will disguise himself as a caterer and dress the Insane Clown Posse as the guys from Tool. It will be foolproof.
Ant: Sam Winchester would hate that plan.


Sister: Lincoln Burrows has no character arc.
Ant: It's because he's an angry rhino.
Sister: He is a damsel in distress. Like Princess Peach!
Ant: Or Zelda!
Sister: Yes! He is not Link, he is ZELDA!


Sister: They should've called LJ Burrows 'Little Lincoln' so he could be LL.
Ant: *brain has melted*
Sister: OMG, LL Cool J! I am calling him that from now on.
Sister: I worry about the fate of LL Cool J Burrows.


And then both our brains exploded.