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So, I have been thinking a lot about religion lately, and God, and if I went to church what sort of a church would I go to and that kind of thing, and there is only really one thing that makes sense to me.

Joss Whedon needs to start his own cult.

This isn't as kooky as it sounds.

So what I am thinking is there could be these temples, right. And you go there of a Sunday to worship the uberness of Joss, and everyone sits around and watches Buffy and Firefly on a big screen. And maybe you could have some sort of Preacherman (maybe dressed up as Book if he felt like it), and he could lead some sort of cool meta-discussion kind of thing.

And instead of Saints Days you could have Jossverse Character Days, and on Willow Day everyone can walk around being all goofy and cute, and on River Day everyone can be all cryptic and crazy. Ooooh, and on Jayne Day we can all wear nifty relax-a-hats!

And instead of hymns we can all sing the songs from Once More With Feeling, and maybe also that Hero of Canton song (but not the Firefly Theme because that is the worst theme ever.)

Course, eventually there will be disagreements within the church, like the Spangels vs Spuffys vs Bangels, and we will have to all split up into factions and that kind of thing, but it shall be a jolly lark nonetheless!!

Who's with me???