naruto chapter 399

[antpower]

Six days of LJ ban left!! Why is it that normally I'm so incredibly slack about LJ, but now that I'm on ban it's all I want to do??? Clearly, I have a contrary nature!!!



I kind of can't remember what happened last time. Oh yeah, clan wars!!! Or maybe NARUTO: ATTACK OF THE CLANS!!!

Uchiha's have really flat faces, don't they. Like Skywalkers!! Only not really, because Mark Hamill kind of had a really round head.

Clearly the tale of Madara and the First Hokage is A TALE OF EPIC LOVE. Like Anakin and Obi-Wan!

I am not believing Madara. I don't think he did it to protect the clan at all, I think he did it for chuckles. And probably because like Natalie Portman inexplicably died of heartbreak midway through childbirth his brother got all the pretty party dresses when they were kids and so he was like HAR, YOU CAN HAVE THE PRETTY PARTY DRESSES BUT I WILL HAVE YOUR EYES, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK!!! Man, the revenge of the Uchiha clan is always so... I really want to say "blinding".

Isn't most of what Madara is saying stuff we already know??? Or stuff that's pretty obvious anyway. Like Star Wars Episode I-III Also, why doesn't Sasuke already know this??? Didn't they teach "Basic Ninja History" at the academy???

I think the rest of the clan betrayed Madara because he told really boring stories. I bet he was the kind of guy who would tell you the same stories over and over. Like about how this one time he went on a mission to Earth Country and he forgot to take a spare pair of socks, that kind of story. Or maybe even the plots of the anime fillers. I would totally turn on my clan leader for that too.

As well as having flat faces and wacky revenge schemes, Uchihas are also total whingers, aren't they. Maybe they really are like Skywalkers, because they have superpowers and complain a lot. And are pretty. Well, except Mark Hamill.

Seriously, Madara, just go build a Death Star or something!!

If he was forgotten by history, how come like Kakashi and Tsunade and everyone knows about it??? Maybe they were the only ones who paid attention in history class.

Hello, Kyuubi!!!

So, next week: the arc of backstory continues but this time with added Itachi goodness!!! And hopefully containing much chibi!Sasuke cuteness and brother love!!! AND R2D2!!!

Comments

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's like they don't tell you about the history until you become a jounin or something!!!

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

Don't you know, the only way to learn something about history, is to have a chat with your enemy during a fight or the random tidbits you get from your teammates years too late.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, it's funny because it's true!!!