chapter 396

[antpower]

I have had such a huge weekend!! Well, at least it was huge for me. I'll post all about my wondrous adventures and catch up with everything tomorrow, but right now I am so exhausted that I think I may die.

Before that, though, I'm going to read the new Naruto chapter.


Kakashi and Tobitodara are having an EYE-OFF!! LOL, Kakashi is like OMGWTF!! I THOUGHT I'D SEXED ALL THE UCHIHAS, BUT THERE IS ONE MORE TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION!! Clearly, Uchihas are to Kakashi what eyes are to Uchihas. Or something.

Also, hey there is Sai!! He really is there after all!

YES, I THINK HEADING TOWARD THAT OMINOUS CLOUD WITH THE SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING FLAMES IS PROBABLY A GOOD START! No wonder they call Kakashi a genius.

Naruto thinking that he won't screw up this time makes me kind of sad. YOU DIDN'T SCREW UP LAST TIME, NARUTO, YOU WERE JUST KIND OF UNLUCKY. Oooh, he's taking charge!! By paraphrasing what Kakashi just said. That's kind of hot though.

LOL, Tobitodara is standing over the prone bodies of Sasuke and Itachi, and he's thinking OMG THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE A SMORGASBORD LAID OUT ALL NICE FOR ME!! Also, is it like Rule #87 in the Akatsuki guide book that you have to paint your nails??

Itachi looks so young.

He's saying "corpse" but I don't believe him.

Is Yamato stopping the fire with wood?? Does this make sense to anybody else???

Kiba's lost the scent - does that mean they took Sasuke too???

Oh, Naruto's sad face!!!

Dude, has Sasuke been kidnapped by YET ANOTHER pedo??? Seriously, he needs to start wearing a bag over his head or something. He looks really pretty all roughed up and bandaged like that, though. I mean, he may as well be carrying a flashing neon sign that says "PEDO-BAIT, FREE TO A GOOD HOME".

Aw, he's really sad about killing Itachi. He's going to have mental problems forever, isn't he. I mean, on top of the ones he had from Itachi dressing him up in pretty clothes killing the clan and Orochimaru making him wear a pink apron and bake him cupcakes pedoing on him. Don't worry though, because Itachi isn't really dead.

Hey, Tobitodara. You are the pedo that all other pedos aspire to be.

Oooh, the truth about Itachi!! Is that going to be like the truth about cats and dogs??? OMG IS ITACHI REALLY UMA THURMAN??

Comments

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

AND ONCE AGAIN THE CHIPMUNK-ORO-PEDO ICON MAKES ITS APPEARANCE! Wow, I totally did not know my COMPLETELY INNOCENT happy-face chipmunk icon was going to be dragged into a sordid world of pedophilia and slippery voices. XDDD

Yeah, after Academy students graduate and become ninja, they automatically become adults anyway, so whatever! XP

EXACTLY! ALSO WHY THEY EXPLAIN THEIR JUTSU IN PAINSTAKING DETAIL TO THEIR OPPONENTS BEFORE FINALLY ATTACKING! AND WHY THEY MAKE LOUD RAWWWWR NOISES WHEN ATTACKING EVEN WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO BE SNEAKY!

Well, Itachi is pretty striking. Tobi is so greedy, trying to get them both! XP

AND DON'T FORGET HIS FACE OF DOOM! ONE LOOK AT THAT FACE AND PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO WANT TO BE DOING ANYTHING WHEN CAUGHT IN THAT STARE! (AND WELL, CAUGHT BY HIM PERIOD.)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, THE POOR CHIPMUNK!!! NOTHING REMAINS INNOCENT AROUND OROCHIMARU!!!

YES! EXACTLY!! THERE ARE LIKE AMPLE OPPORTUNITIES FOR ATTACK BUT THEY ARE TOO BUSY BEING ALL LIKE "RAWR MY JUTSU IS SO SUPER AWESOME THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE WITH IT'S AWESOMENESS". Seriously, if I were ever fighting them, I'd just wait until they started their EXTENDED FLASHBACK MONTAGE and like shoot them or something.

I THINK THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF TOBI'S EVILNESS, HE WANTS TO HIDE THE PRETTY AWAY IN A CAVE WHERE NOBODY ELSE CAN SEE IT!

OMG, YES, THE FACE OF DOOM! LOL, this has been such a capsy comment!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

I just noticed that somehow LJ has been bad and reverted my chipmunk icons to my default DDDDD: BUT HE COMES BACK!!!

EXACTLY, OR BLOW THEM ALL UP WITH GRENADES, AND TADA, PROBLEM SOLVED! ONLY ALL THE NINJA STRIKE POSES AND STRUT AROUND TRYING TO SEE WHO HAS THE BETTER JUTSU!

HOW DARE TOBI DENY US THE PRETTINESS! I WILL BEAT HIM INTO THE GROUND WITH MY CHIPMUNK ICON AND HE WILL DIE FROM THE SHEER HORROR, JUST WAIT!! >8D

CAPSLOCK IS AWESOME, Y/Y? XDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, IT'S THE OROCHIMARU POWER!!! ONLY INSTEAD OF TAKING OVER BODIES, HE'S TAKING OVER YOUR LJ ACCOUNT!!!

Yeah, it's like they're trying to frighten each other off by talking big, only IT NEVER WORKS!!! LEARN FROM THIS, NINJAS, PLEASE!!!

OMG, TOBI MUST PH34R THE CHIPMUNK ICON!!! Only, he might get Sasuke naked and that would be fine by me!! (Okay, that train of thought is kind of wrong...)

CAPSLOCK IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! ONLY SOMETIMES I'M TYPING IN CAPLOCK AND THEN NEED TO GET CAPSLOCKIER, BUT THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO FROM THERE!!! I GUESS THAT IS WHAT BOLD IS FOR THOUGH, NO?

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

OMG MY LJ ACCOUNT IS DRIPPING WITH OROCHIMARU'S MAKE-LOVE SALIVA! XDD NO WONDER I AM ALMOST ALWAYS FEELING SO GOOD-TEMPERED! XP

INSTEAD OF TALKING BIG, THEY SHOULD JUST DO BIG STUFF. :P

NO, NO, TOBI CAN'T GET SASUKE NAKED! THAT TASK MUST FALL TO NARUTO WHEN HE RAVISHES HIM WHEN HE BRINGS HIM TO SAKURA SO SHE CAN HELP HEAL HIM!!!

AND BESIDES BOLD, DON'T FORGET HUGE FONT SIZES! 8D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG! Dripping with Orochimaru's make-love saliva... omg... I kind of feel dirty now!!! XP ESPECIALLY WITH THAT ICON STARING AT ME!! LOL!

EVERYONE WANTS SASUKE NAKED!! IT IS THE BURDEN OF BEING AN UCHIHA!!

YES HUGE FONT SIZES!! I WON'T DO THEM BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO DO HTML AND I TOTALLY FAIL AT THAT TODAY!!! XP

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

OMG EW NOW I LOOK AT MY ICON AND KEEP IMAGINING THAT THE CHIPMUNK'S SALIVATING XDDDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! OMG SO DO I!!!! XP