chapter 396

[antpower]

I have had such a huge weekend!! Well, at least it was huge for me. I'll post all about my wondrous adventures and catch up with everything tomorrow, but right now I am so exhausted that I think I may die.

Before that, though, I'm going to read the new Naruto chapter.


Kakashi and Tobitodara are having an EYE-OFF!! LOL, Kakashi is like OMGWTF!! I THOUGHT I'D SEXED ALL THE UCHIHAS, BUT THERE IS ONE MORE TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION!! Clearly, Uchihas are to Kakashi what eyes are to Uchihas. Or something.

Also, hey there is Sai!! He really is there after all!

YES, I THINK HEADING TOWARD THAT OMINOUS CLOUD WITH THE SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING FLAMES IS PROBABLY A GOOD START! No wonder they call Kakashi a genius.

Naruto thinking that he won't screw up this time makes me kind of sad. YOU DIDN'T SCREW UP LAST TIME, NARUTO, YOU WERE JUST KIND OF UNLUCKY. Oooh, he's taking charge!! By paraphrasing what Kakashi just said. That's kind of hot though.

LOL, Tobitodara is standing over the prone bodies of Sasuke and Itachi, and he's thinking OMG THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE A SMORGASBORD LAID OUT ALL NICE FOR ME!! Also, is it like Rule #87 in the Akatsuki guide book that you have to paint your nails??

Itachi looks so young.

He's saying "corpse" but I don't believe him.

Is Yamato stopping the fire with wood?? Does this make sense to anybody else???

Kiba's lost the scent - does that mean they took Sasuke too???

Oh, Naruto's sad face!!!

Dude, has Sasuke been kidnapped by YET ANOTHER pedo??? Seriously, he needs to start wearing a bag over his head or something. He looks really pretty all roughed up and bandaged like that, though. I mean, he may as well be carrying a flashing neon sign that says "PEDO-BAIT, FREE TO A GOOD HOME".

Aw, he's really sad about killing Itachi. He's going to have mental problems forever, isn't he. I mean, on top of the ones he had from Itachi dressing him up in pretty clothes killing the clan and Orochimaru making him wear a pink apron and bake him cupcakes pedoing on him. Don't worry though, because Itachi isn't really dead.

Hey, Tobitodara. You are the pedo that all other pedos aspire to be.

Oooh, the truth about Itachi!! Is that going to be like the truth about cats and dogs??? OMG IS ITACHI REALLY UMA THURMAN??

Comments

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL Kakashi's totally gone through the entire Uchiha clan. Well, before most of them died that is. Unless you're implying that Kakashi engages in necrophilia?! omg that's why he's always staring at the memorial stone and imagining things! wtf XDDDD

Shinobi are intelligent. They all realized that the huge big black fire raging off in the distance is probably a good place to go--and some hideout, that's the silliest "hideout" I've seen in ages. >_>

I don't believe Tobi either with the "corpse" thing. :P

Yamato just has the magical powers to suppress anything, including--oh hahah, I just thought he also has the power to suppress everyone's libido. XD

Naruto sad face D:

OMG THE BIG QUESTION. ITACHI = UMA THURMAN? THE TRUTH, THE TRUTH! XDD

And *icon* CHIPMUNK OROCHIMARU THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE. WAIT, NOW I'M IMAGINING THE CHIPMUNK AS THE PEDO o___________O

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG CHIPMUNK-ORO-PEDO ICON!!!!! *IS KILLED*

LOL, well it is Kakashi!!! Though I mostly think it was pre-massacre. (Though he was what, 15 or so then? I guess that's okay, he's a ninja after all!)

Yes, Shinobi are total geniuses!! THIS IS ALSO WHY THEY STAND AROUND TALKING TO THEIR OPPONENT FOR HALF AN HOUR BEFORE ATTACKING!!

Tobi is totally an evil liar. He just wants to keep Itachi for himself!

LOL, HE DOES!! IT'S HIS WEIRD HELMET THING, IT MAKES PEOPLE'S SEX DRIVE VANISH WITH IT'S WEIRD-LOOKINGNESS!!!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

AND ONCE AGAIN THE CHIPMUNK-ORO-PEDO ICON MAKES ITS APPEARANCE! Wow, I totally did not know my COMPLETELY INNOCENT happy-face chipmunk icon was going to be dragged into a sordid world of pedophilia and slippery voices. XDDD

Yeah, after Academy students graduate and become ninja, they automatically become adults anyway, so whatever! XP

EXACTLY! ALSO WHY THEY EXPLAIN THEIR JUTSU IN PAINSTAKING DETAIL TO THEIR OPPONENTS BEFORE FINALLY ATTACKING! AND WHY THEY MAKE LOUD RAWWWWR NOISES WHEN ATTACKING EVEN WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO BE SNEAKY!

Well, Itachi is pretty striking. Tobi is so greedy, trying to get them both! XP

AND DON'T FORGET HIS FACE OF DOOM! ONE LOOK AT THAT FACE AND PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO WANT TO BE DOING ANYTHING WHEN CAUGHT IN THAT STARE! (AND WELL, CAUGHT BY HIM PERIOD.)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, THE POOR CHIPMUNK!!! NOTHING REMAINS INNOCENT AROUND OROCHIMARU!!!

YES! EXACTLY!! THERE ARE LIKE AMPLE OPPORTUNITIES FOR ATTACK BUT THEY ARE TOO BUSY BEING ALL LIKE "RAWR MY JUTSU IS SO SUPER AWESOME THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE WITH IT'S AWESOMENESS". Seriously, if I were ever fighting them, I'd just wait until they started their EXTENDED FLASHBACK MONTAGE and like shoot them or something.

I THINK THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF TOBI'S EVILNESS, HE WANTS TO HIDE THE PRETTY AWAY IN A CAVE WHERE NOBODY ELSE CAN SEE IT!

OMG, YES, THE FACE OF DOOM! LOL, this has been such a capsy comment!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

I just noticed that somehow LJ has been bad and reverted my chipmunk icons to my default DDDDD: BUT HE COMES BACK!!!

EXACTLY, OR BLOW THEM ALL UP WITH GRENADES, AND TADA, PROBLEM SOLVED! ONLY ALL THE NINJA STRIKE POSES AND STRUT AROUND TRYING TO SEE WHO HAS THE BETTER JUTSU!

HOW DARE TOBI DENY US THE PRETTINESS! I WILL BEAT HIM INTO THE GROUND WITH MY CHIPMUNK ICON AND HE WILL DIE FROM THE SHEER HORROR, JUST WAIT!! >8D

CAPSLOCK IS AWESOME, Y/Y? XDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, IT'S THE OROCHIMARU POWER!!! ONLY INSTEAD OF TAKING OVER BODIES, HE'S TAKING OVER YOUR LJ ACCOUNT!!!

Yeah, it's like they're trying to frighten each other off by talking big, only IT NEVER WORKS!!! LEARN FROM THIS, NINJAS, PLEASE!!!

OMG, TOBI MUST PH34R THE CHIPMUNK ICON!!! Only, he might get Sasuke naked and that would be fine by me!! (Okay, that train of thought is kind of wrong...)

CAPSLOCK IS THE BEST THING EVER!!! ONLY SOMETIMES I'M TYPING IN CAPLOCK AND THEN NEED TO GET CAPSLOCKIER, BUT THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO FROM THERE!!! I GUESS THAT IS WHAT BOLD IS FOR THOUGH, NO?

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

OMG MY LJ ACCOUNT IS DRIPPING WITH OROCHIMARU'S MAKE-LOVE SALIVA! XDD NO WONDER I AM ALMOST ALWAYS FEELING SO GOOD-TEMPERED! XP

INSTEAD OF TALKING BIG, THEY SHOULD JUST DO BIG STUFF. :P

NO, NO, TOBI CAN'T GET SASUKE NAKED! THAT TASK MUST FALL TO NARUTO WHEN HE RAVISHES HIM WHEN HE BRINGS HIM TO SAKURA SO SHE CAN HELP HEAL HIM!!!

AND BESIDES BOLD, DON'T FORGET HUGE FONT SIZES! 8D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG! Dripping with Orochimaru's make-love saliva... omg... I kind of feel dirty now!!! XP ESPECIALLY WITH THAT ICON STARING AT ME!! LOL!

EVERYONE WANTS SASUKE NAKED!! IT IS THE BURDEN OF BEING AN UCHIHA!!

YES HUGE FONT SIZES!! I WON'T DO THEM BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO DO HTML AND I TOTALLY FAIL AT THAT TODAY!!! XP

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

OMG EW NOW I LOOK AT MY ICON AND KEEP IMAGINING THAT THE CHIPMUNK'S SALIVATING XDDDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! OMG SO DO I!!!! XP

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

I thought Yamato was using some kind of earth jutsu.

Why did they take Itachi's body with them? Why didn't he just give it to Zetsu or something? Is he going to revive him and add him to his undead Uchiha harem?

Also, is it like Rule #87 in the Akatsuki guide book that you have to paint your nails??
Of course it is. Didn't you know?

Isn't Sasuke a bit too old to be considered pedo-bait? But, man, he has bad luck with creepy guys.

XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, possibly! I was crazy tired when I read it, so I probably didn't really get what was happening.

Maybe he's going to take up taxidermy and wants to practice on Itachi!!! Oh, that's kind of wrong.

I want the Akatsuki guide book now!

LOL, I forgot that Sasuke was older now! He's still fairly young though, especially considering Madara is like REALLY old!!! XP

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

I want the Akatsuki guide book now! Who wouldn't? It sounds like an awesome writing idea.

There was a discussion on fanficrants recently about pedophilia and teenagers. I think there was a word that is used for people who like 14+ teenagers. Don't remember what it was though.

[chaosakita.livejournal.com]

Don't worry though, because Itachi isn't really dead.

Please don't mention that...it makes me more depressed. D:

And yeah, Sasuke is totally pedolicious...you know? Madara, Oro-tan, Itachi...

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I'm serious though! I refuse to believe it!!

PEDOLICIOUS IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST WORD I HAVE HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!! OMG, it fits Sasuke so well!!

[chaosakita.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can blame Morning Musume wotas for that. And yes, pedolicious is such a great word.

(A very fitting icon by the way. <333 Can I gank it?)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

XD!!

Sure!! I can't remember who did the original artwork though, but dayadhvam_triad made the actual icon.

[lala-lia.livejournal.com]

Seriously what kind of word is corpse? The TRUTH about Itachi is like the truth about Paris Hilton, or Uma Thurman...
He won't die...

The black nails makes the whole Akatsuki EMO for life!

Poor Sasuke is pretty screwed up right now! And he sure has the worst of luck with creepy guys. Nooooooooo don't make me go to a pedo again!!! People will think there's something wrong with meee!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah it's a horrible word!

THERE IS NO WAY HE'LL DIE! HE'S WAY TOO AWESOME FOR THAT!

LOL, Akatsuki really are like a boy band, aren't they!!

SASUKE IS A BIT OLDER NOW, SO IT'S OKAY!! Somebody needs to give him a hug!!

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

I agree. Every time a older guy talks to Sasuke, his voice is automatically a duplicate of Orochimaru's. Now, which body part does Tobitodara want? XDD

Also, aside from how weird stopping fire with wood is, WHERE IS KISAME AND TEAM HEBI?? THEY HAVE BEEN CARRIED OFF BY THE BIG WOOOD!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL, yes!!

OMG, POOR SASUKE!!! SOON HE WILL HAVE NO BODY PARTS LEFT!!!

THAT IS A VERY GOOD POINT!!! IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT!!!

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH YEAH! BUT I DON'T THINK TOBITODARA JUST WANTS A BODY PART, I THINK HE WANTS SASUKE AS A WHOLE AS HIS NEW "UNDERLING" IN AKATSUKI. sigh, why do you attract all the pedos sasu-chan hmmm?

YEAH THEY HAVE. IT'S LIKE SAI. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY'LL COME BACK IN A FEW CHAPTERS. I THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING A FIGHT TOO. AAAHH KISHI YOU FORGET!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL, YES!!! THEY JUST USE HIS BODY PARTS AS AN EXCUSE TO PEDO ON HIM!!!

I THINK REALLY TOBITODARA JUST WANTS TO PAINT SASUKE'S NAILS!!!

LOL, YES TEAM HEBI WILL JUST SUDDENLY POP UP LIKE THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE!!