naruto chapter 387

[antpower]

What's the deal with those marks on Sasuke's wrists?

I don't know why, but this chapter is giving me THE SHIVERS!!

Aw, Sasuke, don't be hatin'.

Oooh, that's one lot of shuriken.

Itachi is way less amusing this chapter.

WTF, is Sasuke's curse seal turning into a hunchback? That's kind of gross. OH, IT'S A SNAKE. Still gross.

Seriously, in that last panel on page 11, he really looks like a woman.

Dude, he Chidoried his giant shuriken thingie? THE DRAMATIC TENSION IS WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME!!

Oh noes, fake!Itachi is made of crows!

Ah! Don't let him hit you, Sasuke!!! You know this is going to end with him poking you in the forehead and that will just piss you off.

OMG, he has him up against the wall. THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE HOT BROTHER SEX!

OMG DON'T LET HIM TAKE YOUR FREAKING EYES OMG!!! Don't just stand there all o_0 DO SOMETHING!

OMFG, HE DIDN'T, DID HE? DID HE TAKE THE EYES? OR ARE THEY STILL JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER GENJUSTU STYLES? I THINK HE REALLY DID IT, I THINK HE TOOK YOUR PRETTY SASUKE EYES! BAD, ITACHI! BAD BAD!

Holy crap, it can't end there.

Now I have to wait another fricking week. That sucks.




Dude.

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I can't now cos I'm at work! DD: When I get home! AND YES WE SHOULD. We could even have Crazy Itachi banners and things, that would rock so hard.

BY THE WAY. I was rewatching some of the Chuunin exam episodes and am I the only one who totally laughed at the part with the Chidori and its power depending on the "speed of the thrust"? XDD You know what, I kinda think the Chidori is like, a metaphor for sex. Totally. Come on, Sasuke uses it on Itachi, REPEATEDLY, and on Naruto too. Kakashi uses it on... Zabuza... OMG THAT IS SO WRONG.

...do you remember if Sasuke ever Chidori-s Orochimaru?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes! Banners! And Sharingan eyes made out of cellophane! It would be so awesome!!

ROFL, chidori totally = sex! 'Speed of the thrust'!! That is so much lulz. I don't remember Sasuke ever using it on Orochimaru, but that's probably because he's Oro's bitch and Oro has his snakes and freaky tongue for that kind of thing.

I am now trying to wrap my brain around Kakashi/Zabuza, and I'm finding it scarily easy :P

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally! And you could stick the cellophane on a flashlight and flash Sharingan eyes all over the ceiling. AWESOME.

I KNOW, RIGHT!!! I totally died when I was watching it, I was all, "THEY DID NOT JUST SAY WHAT I THINK THEY SAID" because it sounds so WRONG!!

Zomg I wonder if anybody actually writes that. Zabuza's got that huge sword after all asdfhkl; *is shot*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG IT WOULD BE LIKE A SHARINGAN DISCO! That's like the coolest thing ever!!

There's a LOT of 'OMG THEY DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!' moments in Naruto, like (I can't remember the exact quote) when Naruto says to Sasuke that Orochimaru just wants him for his body. :P

I am SURE that there is a whole goldmine of KakaZabu out there, if only we're brave enough to look!!!