I don't really have anything to post about!!

[antpower]

Um, today I watched a lot of Arashi vids. Yesterday I did the same. It was awesome. Tomorrow I may make a super-awesome Ohmiya post because everybody needs to SUPPORT TEAM NINO AND NOT TEAM CHINEN!! Even if Chinen is the cutest thing ever omg

Anyway, meme!!


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I had to do the web-generated one, so I couldn't take out the self-comment option and just deleted the code for that, which means the numbers are all screwed up after the SUPER-DUPER #1 WINNER jetsam_porridge!! HELLO, CHARLI, ARE YOU STILL ALIVE OUT THERE??? The top 10 were pretty much expected though. HELLO, YOU SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME PEOPLE, I LOVE YOU!!! *smishes you*

Ah, but I really miss maegunnbatt, though. It makes me sad that she went and got a life away from the internets. I'm kind of surprised she didn't win.

Also, I cut it off at #50, because there were hundreds and it was way too long. SO IF YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST, PICK UP YOUR GAME, PEOPLES!!!

I don't think I can think of anything else to say about this meme. LOL.

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

OH! OKAY, SURE! Now I just need to think of a clever question. OKAY LET'S JUST START WITH OUR FAVOURITE SHOOT SHAG MARRY: Nino, Jin and Matsujun!! AHAHAHA I AM EVIL.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS WAY TOO EVIL!!!

I would shag Jin, because he's Jin and it's like unfathomable not to if you had the chance!! And I'd marry... oh! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS!!! XP I'D MARRY MATSUJUN BECAUSE HE WAS MY FIRST JE LOVE AND I OWE HIM THAT MUCH FOR ALL THE AWESOMENESS!! AND ALSO NINO IS MARRIED TO OHNO! So I'd shoot Nino BUT I'D FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT!!

Okay, you're stranded on a deserted island with Jin, Yamapi and Takki. You have no food and have to turn cannibal, which one do you eat?

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I know, I'm sorry!! XD

Yeah, I'd totally shag Jin too! I can't understand why people wouldn't. I mean, a guy who's THAT talented with his hips is, well, I mean. Yeah. DON'T WORRY ABOUT SHOOTING NINO, HE HAS SUPER POWERS SO HE'D BE TOTALLY FINE!! OR AS MY FRIEND WHO LOVES SPEAKING JAPANESE WOULD SAY, "DAIJOUBU"!! OKAY SHE ACTUALLY WOULDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE SHE'S TERRIBLE AT REMEMBERING THE THINGS I TEACH HER AND WOULD PROBABLY GET IT WRONG. BUT YES.

OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO EVIL!!!!!!! EAT?????? I CAN'T EAT THEM, THAT IS. JUST. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. NOW THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO BE FULL OF ME COMPLAINING AND MAKING EXCUSES AND ASKING TO KILL MYSELF INSTEAD BUT IT'S JUST BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I'D PICK TAKKI ONLY I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. BECAUSE TAKKI IS AWESOME. BUT JIN AND YAMAPI ARE MY TWO GREATEST JE LOVES AND KILLING THEM WOULD BE LIKE KILLING ME. Okay I'm overdoing the drama, I know, BUT AAAAAAAAH!

I really need to think of something completely evil! Okay, if you had to kill one of these three bands which would you pick: NEWS, KAT-TUN or Arashi?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, THE HIPS!! AND OMG I BET HE'D TOTALLY DO THAT CROOKED BOTTOM LIP THING WHILE YOU WERE HAVING SEX, RIGHT??? Oh...

I can't even remember what I was going to say...

Okay, YES, IT IS VERY LUCKY THAT NINO HAS SUPER POWERS!! I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET ANGRY AT ME FOR SHOOTING HIM BECAUSE MY SOUL IS IN HIS HANDS AFTER ALL. OMG ARASHI REALLY ARE MY SOUL-SOUL!!!!

LOL, your friend and my sister should get together and speak bad Japanese at each other, it would be so hilarious!!!

TAKKI!! HE IS EATEN!! ROFL BUT I BET HE WOULD BE TASTY!! Okay, that was totally wrong. BUT YES, JIN AND YAMAPI!!!

OMG, CAN'T I JUST KILL HEY SAY JUMP INSTEAD???? AHHH, THIS IS TOTALLY THE HARDEST CHOICE EVER!! Obviously Arashi are safe, because they're my soul-soul. NEWS or KAT-TUN... um... well Yamapi and Jin kind of cancel each other out... so do Kame and Ryo. OKAY, I'D KILL KAT-TUN BECAUSE OF TEGOSHI'S SKY MOONWALK AND BECAUSE JUNNO IS A BRUSSEL SPROUT!!!

If you had to form a SUPERBAND of JE boys, who would be in it, what would their name be and most importantly, WHAT WOULD YOU DRESS THEM IN???

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

YES, AND HE'D LICK HIS LIPS ALOT AND WHISPER ENGLISH PHRASES IN YOUR EAR (hopefully not ones stolen from Justin Timberlake again) IN HIS REALLY HOT AMERICAN ACCENT AND OH MY GOD. MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED.

Oh, Jin.

DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE NINO WOULD UNDERSTAND!! HE IS VERY UNDERSTANDING LIKE THAT! AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T MARRY OHNO OR SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE OKAY WITH HIM!!

Yes! They would!! My friend says things in the weirdest, most hilarious way! And when I told her 'Thursday' was 'mokuyoubi', she was all, "ANATA WA GOING SHOPPING WITH ME ON MOKUYOUBI" LOL!!!

YEAH, HE PROBABLY WOULD BE! ONLY OH NO THAT REALLY WAS SUCH A HARD CHOICE. ;___;

LOL OF COURSE NOT, IF I INCLUDED HEY SAY JUMP IT'D BE THE EASIEST QUESTION IN THE WORLD!! HAHAHA, YES KAT-TUN'S DEATH WOULD TOTALLY BE JUNNO'S FAULT!! DAMN THOSE BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!

OMG, THE SUPERBAND OF JE BOYS IS TOTALLY JUST MY EXCUSE TO GET ALL MY FAVOURITES TOGETHER! YAY! Okay let's see, it would have Jin, Yamapi, Kame and Ryo, of course! Omg it amuses me so much that Kame is now in the same category as the others!! AND THEY WOULD SING REALLY SEXY EMO-BOY SONGS. I think Yamapi should totally dress in the kind of outfits he wore in Kurosagi, that would be so hot! AND OMG I REALISE MOST OF THE CLOTHES I LIKE ARE THOSE WORN BY KAT-TUN (although the Taiyou no Namida outfits were pretty damn hot) EXCEPT THAT KAT-TUN SOMETIMES HAVE A TENDENCY TO WEAR THESE WEIRD SKIRT THINGS OVER THEIR PANTS WHICH IS REALLY STRANGE!! BUT YEAH! The cute HSJ kids could be their backup dancers, like Hikaru and Yuto and Yabu, I guess, oh and Shoon! It would be like a Ya-ya-yah reunion!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMFG, I AM DEAD. DEAD FROM THINKING ABOUT JIN!SEX!! HE IS WAY TOO HOT, IT IS LIKE... IS HE THE PERFECT MAN??? HE'S HOT AND FUNNY AND CUTE AND KIND OF DUMB, AND THAT IS TOTALLY PERFECT!! I LOVE HIM!

IT IS GOOD THAT NINO IS SO UNDERSTANDING!! I'D KIND OF FEAR HIS REVENGE OTHERWISE!!

OMG, your friend is hilarious!!! My sister just pronounces things really weird and sometimes forgets words so she just makes them up. Like, she sings along to Arashi but can't remember the words, so she'll just say something that fits. I wonder if she's actually saying something really strange in Japanese, like "I have spare toes in my freezer" or something.

YES, DAMN YOU JUNNO, YOU ARE THE RUINATION OF KAT-TUN!!! XP

THAT WOULD BE SUCH A GREAT BAND!! AND OMG THE INTERVIEWS WOULD BE SO HILARIOUS!! AND IMAGINE THE REALLY HOT PHOTOSHOOTS THEY'D DO!! Though, really wtf is with those skirty things, they don't make any sense! BUT OMG IT WOULD MAKE FOR SUCH HOT OT4 FIC TOO!!! And yay, Ya-ya-yah!!! I finally watched those vids you linked me to the other day and they were hilarious!!! XDDDD

YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT! JIN IS TOTALLY PERFECT! I love how he can be so hot and sexy and drop-dead-gorgeous but then when he isn't performing he is so much like a normal guy, the way he walks into things and says the dumbest, most adorable things and just hangs out with his friends! He is too cute!! Why do we not know any guys like him??

YES, THE VENGEANCE OF NINO WOULD BE TOTALLY SCARY!!!

HAHAHAHA, THE MAKING UP WORDS PART SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIEND TOO! We were trying to figure out the steps to the Seishun Amigo dance in Starbucks today, and my other friend was all OMG STOP IT!! EVERYONE'S LOOKING!! I DON'T KNOW YOU GUYS!! I think they were looking because they thought we were totally hot, though! :P

I KNOW, RIGHT! IT IS ALL HIS FAULT!!!!

Yes, can you IMAGINE the interviews?? Jin and Yamapi would just be flirting teasing each other all the time and making all sorts of dumb comments while Ryo snarked at them, but they totally wouldn't notice that he was making fun of them!! AND OMG THE PHOTOSHOOTS!! Yes, there would be the most awesome OT4 fic ever!! And it would be totally canon! Oh, which videos were those again? The Onigokko ones?? YES, YA-YA-YAH IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE OMG!!

OH NO! No wonder I thought my comment looked like it had something missing! OKAY LET'S SEE... IF YAMAPI, JIN, RYO, MATSUJUN, NINO AND CHINEN GOT LOCKED IN A CREEPY DESERTED BUILDING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN???

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, HE'S TOTALLY SO NORMAL AND YET MIND-BLOWINGLY HOT AT THE SAME TIME!!! HE'S LIKE A PARADOX OR SOMETHING!! I think we don't know guys like him because IF THERE WERE MORE GUYS LIKE JIN, THE WORLD COULDN'T CONTAIN THAT MUCH AWESOME!!!

Yes, I think Nino would put snakes in my bed or something if I married Ohno. He's such an evil brat. I LOVE HIM!!!

OF COURSE THEY WERE LOOKING BECAUSE YOU WERE HOT!!! LOL, that's so hilarious, last night at the laundromat my sister and I were doing the A.RA.SHI dance. There is some totally complicated footwork in that, you know. I give up, I'll just stick with the arm parts, I think. My sister wants to learn to dance so that when we go to Japan, if we meet JE boys she can CHALLENGE THEM TO A DANCE-OFF!!! She's such a dork.

YES, THE INTERVIEWS WOULD BE SO FREAKING AWESOME AND OMG THE PVS!!! There is totally nothing that isn't awesome about this super-band of awesomeness!!! Um, they were the videos where they were running around trying not to get caught by the other guys and stuff. XDDDDD

OMG, THIS QUESTION!!!

Firstly, Matsujun would freak out because OMG HE'S LOCKED IN A DESERTED BUILDING WITH YAMAPI AND HIS HAIR EYES!!! Yamapi wouldn't notice because he's freaking out about THERE NOT BEING ANY FOOD IN THE CREEPY DESERTED BUILDING. Ryo mocks them both, of course, but Jin, being the genius that he is, has some rice crackers in his bag for emergencies and gives them to Yamapi!! CRISIS AVERTED!!!

Nino is looking for a way out because WTF CHINEN IS THERE AND HE HATES CHINEN!! And also, the battery is flat on his DS and so he has nothing better to do. Meanwhile, Chinen is staring around at everybody and looking OMGSOCUTE while plotting evil.

Anyway, so Nino can't find a way out and is getting grumpy, Matsujun is whimpering in a corner, Jin and Pi are flirting in another corner and Ryo is sitting on the dusty old stairs and throwing things at Matsujun and Pin WHEN SUDDENLY CHINEN STRIKES!!!

HE STARTS GLOWING WITH A BRIGHT CUTENESS THAT THE HUMAN EYE CANNOT STAND TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT AND SAYS WITH A SQUEAKY CHIPMUNK VOICE "HAHAHAHAHA, YOUR SOULS ARE MINE, I SHALL TAKE THEM TO HELL WITH ME AND THEN MAKE OHNO MINE FOREVER!!!!"

Filled with courage now that he can't see Yamapi's hair eyes, Matsujun leaps to his feet, determined to defend his band mate, and, you know, his own soul-soul. Unfortunately, Matsujun is a total dork and falls flat on his face. He's a bit freaked that he may have broken his nose, so he stays there and doesn't move until help comes.

Ryo throws things at Chinen's head, but he's protected by his own cuteness and they just bounce off. Jin and Yamapi are staring into each others eyes and patting each others hair, so they don't even notice.

"OH-CHAN WILL NEVER BE YOURS, YOU FREAKY LITTLE BALL OF CUTE EVILNESS!!!" yells Nino and launches himself at Chinen.

Being awesomely cute himself, Nino penetrates the bubble of cuteness and bitchslaps Chinen.

Chinen starts to cry, the cuteness of which would kill a lesser man, but Nino won't be swayed by tears!!! He immediately launches into a heartfelt rendition of "Kitto Daijoubu" that catches the attention of even Pin. Chinen blocks his ears and begins wailing in a very uncute manner.

Chinen drops to the ground as Nino gets to the "whoahooohooooohoohooh" bit and flops around like a fish out of water, which Nino thinks is kind of fitting.

"That's right," says Nino, standing over Chinen's prone body. "I am manly and fierce, despite looks!"

Suddenly the doors burst open and sunlight streams through. Chinen starts to melt like that bit in the Wizard of Oz when the wicked witch gets water thrown on her, and all is right with the world again.

The end!

Okay, question... you suddenly wake up one morning and OMG YOU ARE JUNNO!! WHAT DO YOU DO????