lolz, I almost forgot

[antpower]

Sakura: Sai's working for the BAD GUY.
Naruto: OMG I FREAKING HATE BAD GUYS!!!
Yams: Orochimaru is bad too.
Naruto: I FREAKING HATE OROCHIMARU TOO!
Yams: Let's kill Sai!
Sai: I'm going on a nice picnic in the forest with my new buddies, Tongue Man and Accountant Guy!
Orochimaru: Let's kill Sai!
Sakura: First, let's hug Naruto!
Yams: Dammit, Sakura, they've gone for a nice picnic in the forest, if we faff around hugging then all the good sandwiches will be gone!
Naruto: YEAH! SANDWICHES!
Yams: Also, I may have forgotten to mention this earlier, but I am totally cooler than Kakashi.
Sakura: Nuh-uh! Kakashi used to make us these awesome cheese and pickle sandwiches and cut them into cool shapes like monkeys and elephants!
Yams: GROW UP, SAKURA! If you think that's cool, you should see Orochimaru's sandwiches! His are cut into SASUKE SHAPES! Now, hurry up!
Sakura: Sasuke...
Yams: Hey, Sai's dead!
Naruto: More Sasuke sandwiches for us!
Sakura: Oopsy, I have fox-chakra-transmitted-disease of randomness that makes me fall out of trees!
Naruto: *thinks* I think I totally went Kyuubi and attacked Sakura, but if I bring it up, we'll be here forever and I'll miss out of the Sasukmiches.
Yams: That's okay, let's stop here for a flashback of us talking about sandwiches two minutes ago!
Orochimaru: WHEEEE!! SANDWICHES!!!
Sai: YAY I AM NOT DEAD AND CAN EAT SANDWICHES ALL THE MERRILY DAY!
Yams: By the way, Naruto, you gave Sakura your fox STD thing when you bitchslapped her. NO SANDWICHES FOR YOU!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Also, meme.

I was tagged by valkyrienova and possibly other people too.
a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
b. tag seven people to do the same
c. do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it"

1. I hate doing anything for the first time. It freaks me out and I always think something will go dreadfully wrong. Like, today I had to catch the bus, which I haven't done before and I spent all morning freaking out about whether there would be a machine or if I'd have to give my money to the driver. I'm such a spazz :P

2. If my earphones are labeled 'left' and 'right' I cannot wear them in the wrong ears.

3. I don't understand why people sometimes use the word 'than' when they mean 'then'. They are totally different words.

4. If I had to have sex with one of the three Sannin, it would totally be Orochimaru.

5. If something is a series then I cannot watch/read it non-sequentially. (I am totally sounding OCD aren't I! But I'm not, really.) I even sat through all the Naruto fillers because of this.

6. I make lists of everything, like what I have to do today, what TV shows I watch (including what episode I'm up to and what date the next one airs), things I like, things I would buy if I ever had the money, and so on. Consequentially, I have a lot of notebooks.

7. I spend a lot of time wondering about random things, like if there was a 'Smexiest Big Brother' competition, would Dean Winchester beat Uchiha Itachi? Which reminds me that I haven't watched this weeks Supernatural yet.

Right, I hate tagging people, but the meme said I had to, so I tag endofjulia, fujiko1601, keikeiaznqueen, lunchwagon, sandy_phoenix, starfishdance and trainreckk.

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

LOL fairy bread? Nope, don't think I've ever had any but it sounds like it would suit Itachi PERFECTLY! :D

HAHAHAHA TURKEY HAHAHA.

Oh geez, for a moment there I forgot Jiraiya was already dead. >_> It's kind of sad that Orochimaru turns up sounding like the sanest option, since the other two would mean engaging in lesbianism or necrophilia. So, ummm. BUT THE PART ABOUT PRETTY BOYS IS VERY VERY TRUE. After all, before Sasuke the one Orochimaru wanted was Itachi, right? He clearly has a taste for the finer things in life!!

YOUR LOGIC IS AWESOME. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's just like bread and butter with sprinkles on it, which is like Itachi because it's UNFATHOMABLY AWESOME!

Yeah, marrying Orochimaru is totally the way to go. And when you started getting old, he'd find some hot young girl for you to take over her body!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Yes, and Itachi totally strikes me as the kind of person who would have sprinkles. Totally.

AW YEAH AWESOME. So Orochimaru it is, then.

...I feel so dirty. D:

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Itachi with sprinkles would be magically delicious!!

I think if you didn't feel dirty, Orochimaru wouldn't be doing his job properly :p