lolz, I almost forgot

[antpower]

Sakura: Sai's working for the BAD GUY.
Naruto: OMG I FREAKING HATE BAD GUYS!!!
Yams: Orochimaru is bad too.
Naruto: I FREAKING HATE OROCHIMARU TOO!
Yams: Let's kill Sai!
Sai: I'm going on a nice picnic in the forest with my new buddies, Tongue Man and Accountant Guy!
Orochimaru: Let's kill Sai!
Sakura: First, let's hug Naruto!
Yams: Dammit, Sakura, they've gone for a nice picnic in the forest, if we faff around hugging then all the good sandwiches will be gone!
Naruto: YEAH! SANDWICHES!
Yams: Also, I may have forgotten to mention this earlier, but I am totally cooler than Kakashi.
Sakura: Nuh-uh! Kakashi used to make us these awesome cheese and pickle sandwiches and cut them into cool shapes like monkeys and elephants!
Yams: GROW UP, SAKURA! If you think that's cool, you should see Orochimaru's sandwiches! His are cut into SASUKE SHAPES! Now, hurry up!
Sakura: Sasuke...
Yams: Hey, Sai's dead!
Naruto: More Sasuke sandwiches for us!
Sakura: Oopsy, I have fox-chakra-transmitted-disease of randomness that makes me fall out of trees!
Naruto: *thinks* I think I totally went Kyuubi and attacked Sakura, but if I bring it up, we'll be here forever and I'll miss out of the Sasukmiches.
Yams: That's okay, let's stop here for a flashback of us talking about sandwiches two minutes ago!
Orochimaru: WHEEEE!! SANDWICHES!!!
Sai: YAY I AM NOT DEAD AND CAN EAT SANDWICHES ALL THE MERRILY DAY!
Yams: By the way, Naruto, you gave Sakura your fox STD thing when you bitchslapped her. NO SANDWICHES FOR YOU!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Also, meme.

I was tagged by valkyrienova and possibly other people too.
a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
b. tag seven people to do the same
c. do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it"

1. I hate doing anything for the first time. It freaks me out and I always think something will go dreadfully wrong. Like, today I had to catch the bus, which I haven't done before and I spent all morning freaking out about whether there would be a machine or if I'd have to give my money to the driver. I'm such a spazz :P

2. If my earphones are labeled 'left' and 'right' I cannot wear them in the wrong ears.

3. I don't understand why people sometimes use the word 'than' when they mean 'then'. They are totally different words.

4. If I had to have sex with one of the three Sannin, it would totally be Orochimaru.

5. If something is a series then I cannot watch/read it non-sequentially. (I am totally sounding OCD aren't I! But I'm not, really.) I even sat through all the Naruto fillers because of this.

6. I make lists of everything, like what I have to do today, what TV shows I watch (including what episode I'm up to and what date the next one airs), things I like, things I would buy if I ever had the money, and so on. Consequentially, I have a lot of notebooks.

7. I spend a lot of time wondering about random things, like if there was a 'Smexiest Big Brother' competition, would Dean Winchester beat Uchiha Itachi? Which reminds me that I haven't watched this weeks Supernatural yet.

Right, I hate tagging people, but the meme said I had to, so I tag endofjulia, fujiko1601, keikeiaznqueen, lunchwagon, sandy_phoenix, starfishdance and trainreckk.

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY WANT SASUKE SHAPED SANDWICHES TOO. WILL YOU MAKE ME SOME? :D

I've done this meme before! And I agree with #1 - #3, completely. I always think the most ridiculous things will happen to me whenever I take a new bus, or something, and the problem is sometimes they really DO! And I choked at the Orochimaru part until I realised the alternatives would be Jiraiya (um no thanks) and Tsunade (who is hot, but, you know, FEMALE) at least that tongue of his could come in useful??? O:

ZOMG DEAN AND ITACHI. That would be tough, Itachi would lose a zillion points in the "Demonstrating Brotherly Affection" section because, well, stealing your little brother's eyes isn't really the way to go. But he DOES have genjutsu, after all. AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THIS. XDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE I WILL MAKE YOU SASUKE-SHAPED SANDWICHES! And they will be delicious!!

Yeah, for some reason it feels so much more wrong to think about sex with Jiraiya than Orochimaru. Or is my brain just really broken?

LOL, right. Dean is totally a better big brother, but Itachi is MADE OF WIN! It is a very tough call. I think I'd have to see Dean's crazy face before I made a final decision.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

YAY! ♥ Then I will make Itachi shaped sandwiches and they can have a sandwich fight!!

I think it's because Jiraiya actually looks his age, as opposed to Orochimaru. So which is worse, sex with an OLD DUDE or with the WEIRD TONGUE DUDE? It's not THAT hard a choice...

Oh yes, can't miss out the CrazyFace-making segment. That's the most important part of all!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, your sandwiches will try to steal my sandwiches eyes!!!

When you put it that way, sex with the WEIRD TONGUE DUDE does sound SO INCREDIBLY WRONG!!! (Though, I imagine Jiraiya would have a hairy back, so I'm still going with Orochimaru.)

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

YES, THE SANDWICHSUKES HAD BETTER WATCH OUT OR ITACHI WILL EAT THEM!!

This has gotten me thinking, what type of sandwiches would they all be? I think Naruto would be some really weird combination, like banana and cheese or something like that. Sasuke would be peanut butter.

EWWW HAIRY BACK. So if I asked you "shoot shag marry" what would you say, then? :D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah Naruto would totally be a weird sandwich, and Sasuke would DEFINITELY be peanut butter!!! Sakura would be strawberry jam and Hinata would be that sweet but odd marshmallow spread stuff. Kisame would be sardines, obviously, and Itachi would be fairy bread, you know with sprinkles, did you ever have that when you were a kid??? Shizune would be pork, lol. And Orochimaru would be TURKEY!!

Okay, I'd shoot Jiraiya (because he's already dead, so it wouldn't hurt him), I'd shag Tsunade because I think she'd be a really terrible life partner, always out drinking and gambling away your shopping money. Which means I'd marry Orochimaru, and although that's disturbing, at least he'd have a never-ending parade of pretty boys in the house, not to mention Kabuto to be your bitch and go make you a cup of coffee whenever you wanted one!!

My logic is starting to terrify me.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

LOL fairy bread? Nope, don't think I've ever had any but it sounds like it would suit Itachi PERFECTLY! :D

HAHAHAHA TURKEY HAHAHA.

Oh geez, for a moment there I forgot Jiraiya was already dead. >_> It's kind of sad that Orochimaru turns up sounding like the sanest option, since the other two would mean engaging in lesbianism or necrophilia. So, ummm. BUT THE PART ABOUT PRETTY BOYS IS VERY VERY TRUE. After all, before Sasuke the one Orochimaru wanted was Itachi, right? He clearly has a taste for the finer things in life!!

YOUR LOGIC IS AWESOME. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's just like bread and butter with sprinkles on it, which is like Itachi because it's UNFATHOMABLY AWESOME!

Yeah, marrying Orochimaru is totally the way to go. And when you started getting old, he'd find some hot young girl for you to take over her body!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Yes, and Itachi totally strikes me as the kind of person who would have sprinkles. Totally.

AW YEAH AWESOME. So Orochimaru it is, then.

...I feel so dirty. D:

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Itachi with sprinkles would be magically delicious!!

I think if you didn't feel dirty, Orochimaru wouldn't be doing his job properly :p

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, your bus thing reminds me of myself. I'm similar, though I'm trying to reduce my paranoia these days. XDD

Ahh I'm tagged. (I don't tag people at all, despite the meme telling me to. =P Who's there to kick me for it. XDD)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Buses freak me out. I don't mind trains or whatever because they're on tracks so you can't go too far wrong. I'm the same if I'm driving somewhere for the first time as well. :P

Yeah, I hate tagging people, it feels so bossy! You don't have to do it if you don't want to.

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Haha, np, I did it already. =P

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I will go look.

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been tagged. It is vary similar to the 8 random facts about me I posted a few days ago. This time it's more about quirks? Or is it just 7 instead of 8?

1. I thought I was the only one who worried about weird stuff like that. One would think that when you go to the dentist, the scariest part would be that you go to the dentist. But, oh no, I have to worry about the door. Should I ring the door bell or wait till somebody opens it. What if I miss the right moment to open the door and ring again and the dental nurse gets angry with me (happened once)? I've weirded my mother out with my fears more than once.

4. But... Orochimaru... he's all kinds of icky. I think I would go with Tsunade despite her being a woman. She's a ninja, she might be able to do something about it. :)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, it's good to know I'm not the only one who freaks out about things like that! I used to have to go to this exercise class at the community centre and you had to press this button and they'd open the doors, similar thing really. I always worried that they wouldn't notice I'd pressed the button and I'd be out there forever :P

I'm a little bit scared of Tsunde's massive boobs :P

You don't have to do the meme if you don't want to. I'm not like a meme fascist or anything!!

[trainreckk.livejournal.com]

ADSHFJADSF

YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!

Damn. Seven more facts? DDD:

And Orochimaru? But he's... eww. Well... maybe his tongue would make up for the creepy pedo-obsessed-with-boys thing...

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL YES I AM EVIL!!!! (not really, you don't have to do it if you don't want to.)

I don't know, I kind of think Oro's tongue is the creepiest thing about him!!! But at the same time it makes me lol.

[trainreckk.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE >DDD (to be honest, I LOL'd when I saw I was tagged. And I already did it anyway~~~ YOU LATE, YO.)

IT IS. But I still can't help it when my mind goes down into the gutter. D:

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL :P

There is something about Orochimaru that just makes me think bad thoughts.