Shippuuden 043

[antpower]

I just watched the new episode. I have stuff to say. In recap form.



Sai: Orochimaru's neck looks kind of like a penis.

OroPenis: I AM THE PENIS MASTER!!!!

Sakura: Naruto has much angst and is super-powerful. I kinda wanna shag him.

Kabuto: Me too.

Sakura: I think you always did.

Flashback: Of a Lifetime

Sakura: This episode is sad. :(

Naruto: GRRR! I'M A BIG SCARY MONSTER!!! OF MUCH ANGST AND POWERFULNESS!!!

Sakura: I will save you! WITH HUGS!

Sakura: *is bitchslapped, Kyuubi-style*

Sakura: ...or not.

Sai: I think OroPenis doesn't have internal organs but merely a neatly-organised storage space.

OroIkea: You could fit a whole house in here!!

Naruto: *is bitchslapped by Yamato's wood*

Sakura: Well, this sucks.

Kabuto: I KEEL YOU!

Yamato: Think twice, buddy.

Kabuto: I keel you WITH REASON!

Yams: Well, that's slightly better.

Kabuto: I hate Akatsuki. You hate Akatsuki. Let's form a club and call it WE HATE AKATSUKI CLUB. I dibs being president.

Yams: You look more like an accountant, so you should be treasurer and I will be president!

Sakura: But you know, Itachi's kind of hot, maybe we shouldn't kill them all.

Kabuto: Jolly good, just kill one or two then.

Sakura: kk

Naruto: GRRRR! ITACHI IS TOTALLY NOT HOT, HE IS EVIL AND MUST DIE. AND I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Sakura: That's clearly the demon fox talking.

Kabuto: Anyway, must dash. Oro gets a bit touchy if he misses Oprah, he might start killing pasty emo kids. Toodles.

Yams: I am going to use my SUPER-MAKING-NARUTO-HOT-AGAIN-NO-JUTSU!!

Naruto: Ouch.

Sai: Hey OroPenisIkea, I come with good tidings and cake!!

Oro: What sort of cake?

Sai: Carrot cake!!

Oro: I FREAKING HATE CARROT CAKE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING OPRAH FOR THIS SHIT!! *KEELZ*

Sai: I am so not really dead.

NEXT WEEK: Sakura angsts.

Yams: Oh, and by the way, I think Sai is a little dodgy. In case you hadn't worked that one out for yourself.

Comments

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, I totally didn't even notice that when I wrote it. I'm sorry for corrupting you!!

*evil laugh*

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Lol no worries, I think I managed to corrupt myself perfectly well on my own. XDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YAY! :p