Shippuuden 043

[antpower]

I just watched the new episode. I have stuff to say. In recap form.



Sai: Orochimaru's neck looks kind of like a penis.

OroPenis: I AM THE PENIS MASTER!!!!

Sakura: Naruto has much angst and is super-powerful. I kinda wanna shag him.

Kabuto: Me too.

Sakura: I think you always did.

Flashback: Of a Lifetime

Sakura: This episode is sad. :(

Naruto: GRRR! I'M A BIG SCARY MONSTER!!! OF MUCH ANGST AND POWERFULNESS!!!

Sakura: I will save you! WITH HUGS!

Sakura: *is bitchslapped, Kyuubi-style*

Sakura: ...or not.

Sai: I think OroPenis doesn't have internal organs but merely a neatly-organised storage space.

OroIkea: You could fit a whole house in here!!

Naruto: *is bitchslapped by Yamato's wood*

Sakura: Well, this sucks.

Kabuto: I KEEL YOU!

Yamato: Think twice, buddy.

Kabuto: I keel you WITH REASON!

Yams: Well, that's slightly better.

Kabuto: I hate Akatsuki. You hate Akatsuki. Let's form a club and call it WE HATE AKATSUKI CLUB. I dibs being president.

Yams: You look more like an accountant, so you should be treasurer and I will be president!

Sakura: But you know, Itachi's kind of hot, maybe we shouldn't kill them all.

Kabuto: Jolly good, just kill one or two then.

Sakura: kk

Naruto: GRRRR! ITACHI IS TOTALLY NOT HOT, HE IS EVIL AND MUST DIE. AND I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Sakura: That's clearly the demon fox talking.

Kabuto: Anyway, must dash. Oro gets a bit touchy if he misses Oprah, he might start killing pasty emo kids. Toodles.

Yams: I am going to use my SUPER-MAKING-NARUTO-HOT-AGAIN-NO-JUTSU!!

Naruto: Ouch.

Sai: Hey OroPenisIkea, I come with good tidings and cake!!

Oro: What sort of cake?

Sai: Carrot cake!!

Oro: I FREAKING HATE CARROT CAKE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MISSING OPRAH FOR THIS SHIT!! *KEELZ*

Sai: I am so not really dead.

NEXT WEEK: Sakura angsts.

Yams: Oh, and by the way, I think Sai is a little dodgy. In case you hadn't worked that one out for yourself.

Comments

[saqqara13.livejournal.com]

OMFG, I think my giggling was heard down the block! OroIkea... HAHA... no shit, the guy's like a clown car.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know! Seriously, where does he fit all that stuff. Like, an extra body and a fancy sword and like a bizillion snakes. And probably snackfoods and stuff as well in case he gets lost in the forest or something. Maybe a deckchair and his playstation...

[trainreckk.livejournal.com]

I think this alone has just inspired me to go watch the episode.

*does so*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, keep a careful eye out for the penis!

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

haha that was great!!!!!!!! OMG.... um can I just say doe... of course SAI! TI love his Oropenisikea line... YOU ARE A WINNER AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. I hate that it's moving a little slow though... aaaah!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YAY I WIN!!!

Maybe if we poke it with Orochimaru's big sword it will go faster?

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

haha I doubt oro will comply! He's too much of a stinker... of course if your strong enough and tell him you'll be his next contained... oh wait that's Sasuke. DAMN. Forget it...

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I'll be like 'you can totally have my Sharingan if you just make this fight hurry up, I'll even let you dress me up like a gay pirate'. He'll be so up for that. Though, maybe I don't look enough like a 15 year old boy.

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

He would. Does the fact that he reminds people a little of Micheal Jackson have anything to do with it? haha Last night when he saw Sai and started licking his lips... oh ORO!!!!!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know! It exploded my brain! His tongue is a really strange colour, no? And Sai was giving him that 'come hither' look. SO WRONG! (Yet, hilarious!)

I really need an Orochimaru icon.

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

I know! It's like purple, red, and ugly as hell. I was thinking the same thing! I think even Oro was taken aback by Sai and his smile. One can't help but melt after seeing that and Oro is no exception. It is so wrong but funny as you said. BUT Sai looks too innocent after his eyes open. He's probably thinking "WTF? Why is that Snake Oropenis stairing me at like that. OH god I'd rather have that sword pierce me and die than stay here and see what he's going to do!!!" haha aww Poor Sai!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah! Or else he's like 'freaky tongue licking is a way that bad ninjas communicate how much they like each other, I read it in a book'.

Seriously, I can't get the image of that tongue out of my mind now! I'm not going to be able to sleep!

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

haha. I wonder what the title of that book would be...

It's ok try to think of better days when we weren't subject to Oro's tongue. Think about the great Sasuke stuff your going to see soon (hopefully that is if they don't wait 30 years to get to it). If all else fails you can always claim trauma becoming so scarred that seeing everything and anything reminds you of it and sooner or later the madness will drive you to attempt to attain a tongue similar to his since you detest it so much. That'll work out fine. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I think it would be called 'An Idiot's Guide to Communicating with Bad Guys'.

LOL, I think you're right. I may end up getting an old piece of steak and dangling it out of my mouth, and I'll be all like I AM OROFREAKTONGUE! (Only in muffled, as I have a steak in my mouth.) Okay, that's just gross.

*think about Sasuke, think about Sasuke*

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

I responded to this and LJ didn't post it so I'm doing it again.
I"M totally going to get that book b/c I know that I will bump into Oro copycat. That would be scary!!!!

Secondly you have to take pictures and post it so we can all see your downward spiral into psychosis. BUT I promise if you remain faithful to Sasuke you won't turn out that way. OF course you can always go and find Sasuke and ask him to use his Sharingan on you so you could forget that ORO even existed in the first place. Even though Orochimaru is dead in the mangaverse but animewise he's still alive and kicking. Thus, you could go in search of Sasuke and ask b/c afterall even though he is out to get revenge he won't hurt the innocent and helps them if he can. THEN AGAIN, he's lived with oro for awhile and the poor guy may be scarred beyond relief...

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I think everyone should own that book. You never know when you may need it.

Hey, you know how when Sasuke killed Oro he liked absorped some of his jutsus (that did happen, right, it wasn't just in my head?), what if he also NOW HAS HIS TONGUE! OMG, Sasuke! Would he still be super-pretty if he had a freak tongue? I am worried that no, he would not!

Okay, i think the descent has begun. I'll do my best to film it and post it on youtube for you.

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

lol, right?!

OMG. You are right... and all I have to say is NO NO NONONONOONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I mean I don't even want to think about it. But.. just NO!!!!!! I think Kabuto has a bigger problem b/c didn't he get some of Oro's consciousness and now it's trying to take over or it will or something i don't remember. But that last chapter. OMG I knew it. It's weird b/c last night I posted somethi about ITachi and how he may have done "for the greater good" kind of thing and this chapter sort of suggests it. I don't know what to do with myself. THis is all happening so quickly. ITACHI no wait SASUKE! MADARA! What's going to freaking happen!!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have a theory. Be prepared, for it may blow your mind...

You know how there's that Tobito theory, about how Tobi/Madara overtook Obito or whatever, well, picture this:

TOBITOROCHITACHIKABUSASU! LIKE SUPER-UCHIHA+KABUTO+ORO-THING!

That is going to be awesome!

[sangomeister.livejournal.com]

asjdha kjfhaksjfhak!!! OMG!!! My braind just sploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be freaking crazy!! haha... I wonder if we'll find out soon if it really is Tobito though!? I wish we'd get like a million chapters at time! XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know! We should get like 100 chapters every day!

I'm not sure about the Tobito thing. I mean, I'd love for it to happen, but I'm not sure it will. I mean, wouldn't it make more sense for Madara to take over some other Uchiha's body who had all their eyes and wasn't crushed to death? Oooh, like maybe Shisui!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I totally saw a truckload of innuendoes in that statement. This is entirely your fault for planting these ideas in my head! XDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, I totally didn't even notice that when I wrote it. I'm sorry for corrupting you!!

*evil laugh*

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Lol no worries, I think I managed to corrupt myself perfectly well on my own. XDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YAY! :p

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

How come it wasn't as entertaining when I watched it? ;__;

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

You should probably think yourself lucky that you can't see Orochimaru's penis in places where it probably isn't!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE OROCHIMARU'S PENIS IN ANY PLACE, WHETHER IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE OR NOT. D: And this is treading dangerously in the region of things I don't particularly want to think about.

You have a way with narration. That dialogue would make an awesome Youtube video! :D

[saqqara13.livejournal.com]

BWAAAHAHAH...

*wipes away tears of mirth*

BWAHAHAHAHHAA..

*aherm*.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Heh, sometimes having an overactive imagination can be such a CURSE. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah. Orochimaru is just so wrong.

Unfortunately I don't have the skillz to make youtube videoes. Way too much hard work for me!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yes. Now Sasuke, on the other hand... >:D

SPEAKING OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS, have you ever watched "Fun with Akatsuki"? IF YOU HAVEN'T YOU SO MUST THOSE VIDEOS ARE MADE OF WIN.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Are they the flash animations? Because if so, they are freaking hilarious!!

Does this mean that you're picturing Sasuke's penis in inappropriate places now?

Okay, that came out even more wrong than I intended it.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

YEAH THEY ARE. The ones drawn entirely on Paint! I LOVE HOW ITACHI USED HIS SHARINGAN TO ILLEGALLY COPY CDS. XDDDD

Well... no, I'm not, but you have to admit it'd be a hell of a better mental image than OROCHIMARU! *shudder*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL YES! Akatsuki humour is the funniest humour.

Man, anything is better than thinking about Orochimaru's hoozits. Yuck!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Totally! I really like the PTA one too, with that guy, Kisame's father, and his GOLDFISH. Oh god that was hilarious. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG YES! GOLDFISH! I seriously have to watch them again, like right now.

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

I think OroPenis doesn't have internal organs but merely a neatly-organised storage space.

Truer words about Orochimaru have never been said. :)

PS Why the hell does lj spellcheck think Irishman is appropriate replacement for Orochimaru?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, now I am trying to imagine Orochimaru with an Irish accent and it's just incredibly weird. That is so random of LJ, those words have like 4 letters in common or something.

[lala-lia.livejournal.com]

KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The most entertaining minutes of my day! *you win*
btw way I'm seriously certain that snake man really does watch Oprah,
considering he's quite an old guy struggling with puberty cases and some sort of wacko midlife crisis!
Ororo...

When I read the manga (eh...merely becase I couldn't hold out any longer
with Naruto not getting any screentime and Sasuke with ONLY 3 minutes in the first epi) I was thinking that Kishimoto made that guy even more wacko
just to show the people that he can...

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm glad you like it.

I bet Oro loves Dr Phil as well. *imagines Oro, Kabuto and Sasuke on Dr Phil talking about their issues*

Yeah, it's like Kishi's thinking 'just how crazy can I get with things'. :p