The Adventures of Poison Girl

[antpower]

Have you ever noticed the whopping massive distance between how your life is and how it should be?

For example, life should not be arse.

I have been off work sick for three weeks now. I don't get paid if I don't go to work, which means no nifty treats for Ant! No bed-buying or treat-having or haircut-getting. Turns out I have glandular fever (which is mono to you US folk, I think), which means the little money I do have goes on juice and multi-vitamins, because darn it, I really do want to get back to work.

And because I am all diseased and having of infected saliva, my sister's friend has labelled me 'Poison Girl', which is so not a cool superhero name. Poison Girl has no nifty cape or spandex, she only has the ability to spit infection at people.

I am like Divine in that scene of Pink Flamingos where they lick everything in the filthy people's house. I really don't want to be Divine!!

I plan to be healthy by Tuesday. I do not this this is unrealistic.

Comments

[puddleduck3.livejournal.com]

You really have no luck where health is concerned, do you? *hugs*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I really really don't!!

*distant huggles to prevent infection*

OMG, you have a pirate!

[puddleduck3.livejournal.com]

Yah! Tis Clean Jimmy, the Pirate of Personal Hygiene!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

Ant, you are like one neverending sicky. :( *hugs* A few of my friends have come down with glandular this year and all of them recommend naturopath treatment. It might be worth a try?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I was healthy for about two weeks, somewhere in the middle there!!

I am thinking of going to a Chinese Herbalist. The thing is, alternative medicine costs money.

[scoober.livejournal.com]

I didn't! I'm all for suffering through it and drinking juice (top job on that one, Ant). Srsly. I hate viruses though, so damned tricky!

[abilizersparkle.livejournal.com]

awww *pets sick ant* *gives tissues* I've never had mono, but i've had a few friends who did and they were misserable so i'm sorry :(

[notmonica.livejournal.com]

Poor, sick Ant! I hope you kill the virus with your Poison Girl Ant-i-Virus!! Be well v. soon. *hugs*