1, 2, 3, I will set you free...

Once upon a time, Whitney Houston proclaimed that the greatest love of all was "learning to love yourself". She was clearly wrong, as we all know that the greatest love of all is the pure and unconditional love a girl has for her favourite idol group. Or maybe Nino's love of money or Ohno's love of fishes or Jun's love of shiny stuff, it's a matter of great debate.

Anyway, the point is that if it weren't for this Very Special Person, most of us would never have been lured into this love! Sure, we'd be able to afford a shiny new laptop by now and loads of awesome shoes, but that kind of thing is no longer important to us, because we have Arashi!

And this great love enables us to do many things! We feel obligated to get out of bed and go do our best when we'd rather just sleep because of it. We have the strength to break down any walls because of it! We learn Japanese because of it. We know how turtles sound when they have sex because of it and how many helium balloons it takes to make a grown man fly. And because of it, I got to meet oviparious! Happy birthday, Lydia, I hope you're having an awesome day!!

And because I love Jun and Lydia I wrote (incredibly short) fic!!


Once upon a time there was The Camera. The Camera loved Jun and Jun loved The Camera back. They lived happily ever after. (Except for that one time on VS Arashi with the golfing incident, but they made up almost immediately afterward.)


So, thank you, Matsumoto Jun! Thank you for sparkling so brightly you can be seen from the moon, thank you for always ripping off your shirt during concerts, thank you for your awfully pretty Sawada Shin hair that made me love you in the first place, thank you for wearing that half-poncho/half-vest thing in the Kaze no Mukou e PV, thank you for making Arashi play Kabbidi and various other minor sports, thank you for the way you go a bit off key when you sing "百年先も" in One Love and for everything else that makes you your very special, marvellous self!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN-KUN!!

I am off to bake a delicious strawberry sponge cake for Jun's birthday and also because my sister's visa for Japan got approved today. Yay, cake! XD