total balls up of a weekend!

[antpower]

It started on Friday.

I slept in and missed my doctor's appointment, but luckily not my job interview, though I only had half an hour to get ready and be at the train by the time I woke up. This meant I couldn't wash my hair and felt skanky and gross all the way there.

I didn't realise the place I had to go for my interview was in zone 2 (wtf, who even goes to zone 2???), so I didn't have the right train ticket or the money to buy one, but luckily the guy at the station let me off. This was likely because I looked super-hot in my job interview outfit. There's a lot to be said for wearing clothes that aren't pyjamas, I guess. It's been a while for me!!

Anyway, because I am not used to wearing people clothes and stuff, by this time my shoes were killing me and even the short walk from the train station was mightily painful. The job interview went well though, I am pretty sure I'm a shoe-in, on account of I'm awesome and the guy loved me. The interview took 2 and a half hours though, so by the time I finished, my 2 hour train ticket was expired!!! I had to fare evade on the tram back into the city, which meant that I had to walk a long way in my killer shoes when I changed trams. Plus, I was playing DS and Mario kept dying, the idiot!!!

So, I got home with like 20 minutes to spare before I had to leave to meet my nephew. I tried to get tickets to the St Kilda vs Collingwood game on the internets but OMGWTF MY INTERNETS WERE CUT OFF!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST TRAGICAL THING EVER!! Anyway, so I went in to meet my nephew and we went to the game and he bought me a St Kilda jumper which is the most awesome thing ever!!! Then we lined up to get tickets for like HALF AN HOUR and then WHEN IT GOT TO ME THEY WERE SOLD OUT, WTF??? THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!! Anyway, we came home and watched it on telly and ordered take-out and my team lost anyway, so at least I didn't have to come home with all the horrible Collingwood people on my train.

I spent the rest of Friday night randomly throwing up. WTF, BODY, W.T.F????

I had planned to spend Saturday writing awesome evil!Chinen Ohmiya fic, because I had the house to myself, but instead I spent it alternately napping, vomiting and on the phone to the rudest guy ever at my ISP. I COULDN'T EVEN READ AWESOME OHMIYA FIC OR CHAT TO AWESOME PEOPLE ONLINE OR DO ANYTHING AWESOME AT ALL, BECAUSE I HAD NO INTERNET, WHICH SURELY WOULD'VE MADE MY STOMACH SETTLE, NO???

Sunday, I slept more and watched the first three eps of Prodai. Yamapi is very pretty. Even my sister said so, and normally all she says is "Yamapi is fat, he's so fat he could use Kame as a toothpick" and stuff like that. It was a much better day.

Now that they have put my internets back on, I am going to watch the SEASON FINALE OF SPN THAT I COULDN'T FREAKING WATCH ALL WEEKEND BECAUSE MY INTERNETS WERE RANDOMLY CUT OFF OMG! And other stuff too.

At least I can eat food again!

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

AAAAHH WTF, what evil forces were conspiring to give you such a crap weekend? IT IS OBVIOUSLY THE WORK OF CHINEN! Maybe he somehow knew you were going to write that awesome fic that reveals all his secret evil plans!

It's great that your interview turned out well, although srsly? Two and a half hours?? That's crazy! And I totally sympathise with the killer shoes, why's it that all the shoes that make you look totally hot are also the ones that MURDER YOUR FEET?? The price to pay for looking good I guess. :D

How did your internet get cut off, anyway? Like it suddenly didn't work? THAT IS SO TRAGIC! I hope you're feeling better now. ♥

HOW DID YOU FIND PRODAI? I think the episode where he bought her coffee milk was so cute! Yamapi IS gorgeous in Prodai, and WTF HOW COULD YOUR SISTER EVER THINK HE'S FAT? He doesn't look FAT in Nobuta, he just looks... fatter than Kame. But that's cos everyone looks fatter than Kame! And anyway he was reaaaaallllyyy skinny in Stand Up!! and stuff before he gained all that muscle!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG OF COURSE IT IS CHINEN!! HE IS OMNIPRESENT OMG!!! THAT IS KIND OF TERRIFYING!!! CHINEN IS EVERYWHERE AND CAN SEE ALL!!!! I feel unsafe!!!! XP

Yes, two and a half hours, I was bored out of my skull. I was very tempted to put on my ipod, though I thought that getting caught doing me A.RA.SHI dance in a job interview would probably go against me. Then again, I'd hire someone who did that. AND YES, I THINK I WOULD RATHER LOOK ORDINARY AND WEAR MY SLIPPERS, IT IS WAY MORE COMFORTABLE!!!

It got cut off because MY ISP IS A TOTAL MORON and thought I hadn't paid my bill when I had!! And when I rang them, the guy was really mean and was like "we can't put it back on til Monday", WHAT A PRICK! I was like "I NEED IT FOR WORK", which, you know, I didn't but I NEEDED IT FOR FANDOM OMG!!!

I like Prodai so far, but I'm only up to the episode where it was the teacher/husband guys last day at their school, so I can see that it might get a little frustrating if he JUST KEEPS ON FAFFING AROUND AND NOT TELLING HER HE LIKES HER!! The coffee milk episode was SO CUTE THOUGH!! AND WHAT HE WROTE ON THE BLACKBOARD!!! HOW COULD YOU MARRY SOME GUY WHEN YOU HAD CUTE YAMAPI BEING A DORK FOR YOU???? And LOL, I think she just says he's fat to annoy me, because I always yell at her in Yamapi's defense!! But when we started watching Prodai she was all surprised like "OMG, he looks so cute!" and then SHE ACTUALLY SAID "I THINK IT'S HIS HAIR!" I rofled!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

ALL BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE CHINEN'S FAULT!! This is so scary, I am kind of afraid to be alone at night now!! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE EVIL!CHINEN IS LYING IN WAIT IN MY BEDROOM! He's already been there once to put up the KAT-TUN poster, HE CAN DO IT AGAIN! OOO:

That sucks! And yeah I know what you mean, interviews are always like that. Though in my case I wouldn't want to listen to my iPod before an interview in case the interviewers saw me and decided that it meant I wasn't serious (most interviewers over here are very boring stuffy people). And LOL, I'd totally hire someone who did that too because they'd be MADE OF AWESOME! I know right, power dressing is totally annoying. WHAT'S WRONG WITH WEARING MY CONVERSE SHOES???

Oh, what an asshole! And not even having the decency to fix it back when HE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE MISTAKE! I think we should kill him or something. Or at least, torture him. WE SHOULD MAKE HIM WATCH T-TUN SEWING OR SOMETHING!!

Bah, the teacher guy. It sucks because normally I'd want to hate him for coming between Yamapi and the girl, but he's so nice that I can't help but feel a little sorry for him. Though not as sorry as I feel for Yamapi (though srsly could his character GET more thickheaded?? GOD. It's cute though!) YES, I LOVED HOW HE MANAGED TO FIND HER PRESENT FOR HIM THIS TIME ROUND!!! Although omg, WHY WOULD YOU EVER HIDE A PRESENT IN THE LIBRARY? And put the note in the CD? I WOULD NEVER HAVE FIGURED IT OUT, EITHER! Yes, I love Yamapi's Prodai hair! I think it is my second favourite hairstyle of his, after the Kurosagi hair!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, EVERYTHING IS CHINEN'S FAULT!! I FEAR THAT HE WILL COME AND GET US FOR EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM!!! WE NEED CHINEN-PROTECTION AMULETS OR SOMETHING!!! MAYBE I NEED TO WALK AROUND WITH A PICTURE OF NINO STUCK TO MY HEAD!

Yeah, normally I take my ipod off before I go into the building, because it doesn't look professional otherwise. But at least if I get this job, it seems like a fairly laidback place to work, so I'll be able to wear my converse and not REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE THOUGH HOT-LOOKING BOOTS!!

OMG, T-TUN SEWING IS SUCH AN AWESOME PUNISHMENT!!! OR WE COULD USE OUR MANGEKYOU TO MAKE HIM WATCH HSJ VIDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!

Yeah, the teacher guy is really sweet. I felt so bad for him when none of the students liked him. BUT OMG, WHO WOULD THINK TO LOOK INSIDE THE CD CASE FOR A NOTE??? I AM REALLY WORRIED THAT I HAVE SECRET NOTES I'VE NEVER FOUND INSIDE CDS NOW!!! AND THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE NUMBER RELATED TO THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM!! YAMAPI WAS REALLY QUITE SMART WORKING IT OUT THE SECOND TIME AROUND BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY EXTREMELY RANDOM! Yamapi is really hot in Prodai, yes.

ALSO, OMG THE SOFT SUBS FOR THE KUROSAGI MOVIE WON'T WORK ON MY COMPUTER AND I CAN'T GET A PLUG-IN OR ANYTHING THAT WORKS WITH A MAC!!! THIS IS EXTREMELY DISTRESSING FOR ME!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

OH NO, MAKE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AT NIGHT!! WHAT IF EVIL CHINEN GETS IN!! And yes, definitely the amulets! I wonder if Nino sells them. I am now having hilarious mental images of Nino trying to slip one over Ohno's neck!

NINO: Just shut up and put it on!! It's for your own good!
OHNO: BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE JEWELRY!
NINO: YOU'RE IN ARASHI, OF COURSE YOU LIKE JEWELRY!!!

Yeah same here! But it would be awesome to be able to wear Converse to work and not worry about what kind of impression you're putting across or something! Personally I wouldn't want to hire someone who wore boring suits all day, unless they were Yamapi or something and looked really hot in suits!

OH YES, DEFINITELY THE HSJ VIDS!! HE WOULD JUST DIE!! Unless he's a pedo or something in which case he'd be in HEAVEN omg!!!

YEAH! Although that other girl totally had a crush on him, haha! AND EXACLTY IT'S NOT LIKE YOU RANDOMLY OPEN THE CDS PEOPLE RETURN YOU JUST TO LOOK AT THEM!! Yamapi really is very clever!! Though not clever enough to confess his love to the girl already! HE IS SO CUTE, I LOVE HIS HAIR. I think I said this already, but WHATEVER!

OMG THAT IS SO TRAGIC!!! Hopefully someone releases a hardsubbed version!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I BET CHINEN CAN TURN INTO SMOKE AND COME IN THROUGH THE KEYHOLE OR SOMETHING!!! I AM GOING TO PUT SALT LINES AROUND MY ROOM LIKE THE WINCHESTERS TAUGHT ME!!!

ROFL, that totally needs to be in the evil!Chinen fic!!! I can just imagine Nino's hand-made amulets, I bet they'd be really ugly!!! Matsujun would blatantly refuse to wear them, and Nino would be like, "it's okay, Matsujun, I'm pretty sure you've already sold your soul to Johnny anyway".

Yes!! I mean it's just a call centre and so they're normally pretty relaxed about things. I hate having to wear business clothes every day, it used to be horrible when I worked in the city, you feel so competitive to look cooler in your business clothes than other people, so I'd spend most of my pay on clothes and things!!!

YEAH, I BET HE IS A PEDO! DAMN, THERE GOES MY AWESOME PLAN! He's probably possessed by the evil of Chinen already and that's why my internet was cut off in the first place!!

It was a bit mean of her to be annoyed at Yamapi for not getting it anyway, when she made it so complicated!! I mean if there had've been some special meaning between them in the song or something, it would've made more sense! BUT HIS HAIR LOOKS VERY GOOD IN PRODAI!! I THINK IT NEEDS REPEATING!!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

OMG YES, THAT IS SO SUPERNATURAL! I THINK WE NEED TO CALL SAM AND DEAN TO SAVE US BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!! THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO'D KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF CHINEN! BESIDES NINO, OF COURSE! OMG NINO SHOULD BE ON SUPERNATURAL.

Lol yeah, Nino's amulets would be terrible and Arashi would just laugh at him, not knowing he's really trying to SAVE THEIR SOULS! But yeah, that's a really good point! UNLESS CHINEN REALLY IS JOHNNY IN DISGUISE IN WHICH CASE MATSUJUN IS DOOMED. But if Chinen was Johnny he wouldn't be all fixated on Ohno, he'd be hitting on Yamapi! THIS IS RATHER CONFUSING.

Yeah I know what you mean, it must suck working in an office like that! Especially since for girls it's important to have lots of awesome different outfits and stuff, but with guys they could wear the same thing everyday and nobody would even notice!!

I KNOW, IT'S LIKE CHINEN IS SENDING YOU A WARNING!! "TARNISH MY REPUTATION AND YOU'LL BE SORRY"!! OMG, STAY STRONG! DON'T LET CHINEN BREAK YOUR RESOLVE!!!

Exactly! And it's not like Yamapi's character in Prodai is the brightest crayon in the box or anything, she should've been more understanding of him!! YES, HIS PRODAI HAIR IS AWESOME! At least his hair is still nice now, ignoring that period of time when he seemed to think PIN WAS A GOOD CHOICE OF FASHION ROLE MODEL!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, NINO SHOULD TOTALLY BE ON SUPERNATURAL!!! HE COULD BE LIKE THE LONG-LOST WINCHESTER BROTHER THAT THEY DIDN'T REALISE THEY HAD FROM ONE TIME WHEN THEIR FATHER LEFT THEM TO GO HUNTING IN JAPAN AND HAD AN ILLEGITIMATE SON THAT HE NEVER KNEW ABOUT!!! OR SOMETHING!

Nino really suffers in his fight against evil!! YES, IF CHINEN IS JOHNNY, THEN THERE'S NO HOPE FOR MATSUJUN!!! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SOLD HIS SOUL TO GET COSMETIC DENTISTRY AND UNSCARY EYEBROWS!!! BUT NINO CAN SAVE HIM TOO!!! LOL, it's totally confusing, also if Chinen was Johnny, WOULD HE BE HITTING ON HIMSELF????

I WILL STAY STRONG AGAINST THE THREAT OF EVIL!CHINEN!!! I WILL WARD MY ROOM WITH PICTURES OF NINO AND... UH... DS GAMES OR SOMETHING!!

Hey, I wonder what Chinen's voice would sound like if he did suck in helium, because it's so squeaky already.

She should totally have been more understanding of him and loved him for who he was, which was a cute but dumb guy with really pretty hair eyes!!! I AM SURE THAT THE BAD HAIR WAS JUST BECAUSE HE LOST A BET OR SOMETHING!! BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAIR LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE!

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Yah. I understand the pain of shoes. 3-inch things are a pain in the leg.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, totally!!! But they did look really good! XP

[sandy-phoenix.livejournal.com]

*huggles*

Just tell me who I need to spork at the ISP place. I will develop a special sporking device for the purpose since no mere spork would really be up to the task.

*looks menacing*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

SPORK THE WHOLE PLACE, THEY ARE ALWAYS REALLY ANNOYING AND HARD TO DEAL WITH!!! I would go with another company only I'm on a contract and it will cost $400 to break it. D:

[saqqara13.livejournal.com]

AIEE, INTERNETS CUT OFF!!! That's like... like... losing an arm or something!!! DID YOU FEEL A GHOSTLY TINGLE WHERE YOUR INTERNETS LIMB SHOULD HAVE BEEN??!!?!!

And grats on the interview!!! WooT!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG YES THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT FELT!!! I KEPT GETTING LIKE... AN ITCH TO LOOK UP STUFF BUT I COULDN'T!!! IT WAS VERY, VERY HORRIBLE!!!

Thank you! <333

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes though it was kind of more bothersome than exciting!!! BUT MY INTERVIEWER WAS CUTE!!!

Yes, no internet was horrible!! It is blocked again, though I can apparently click on links from my email and stuff, I just can't navigate away to other sites - wtf???

BECAUSE I WAS SO SICK THAT I KEPT THROWING UP!!! It was really not a good weekend!!! XP

LOL, Naruto abridged ftw!

[wirepatch.livejournal.com]

Hahaha 'shoe-in'. You are amazing ^_^

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I know, right!!! XP

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

'Tis good that your interview turned out well, although the series of unfortunate events BEFORE it was pretty awful. D: And NO INTERNET? AND TICKETS SOLD OUT? DD:

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes!! It was like the universe was against me from the start, but my luck held out against all odds right until the end of the interview. But the interview is the main thing!!! I SHOULD HOPEFULLY HEAR BACK TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

*SENDS 'WILL-GET-JOB' GOOD LUCK BEAMS* :D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

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