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[antpower]

Last night I had this dream that Uchiha Itachi owned this fashion accessories shop, and I went in there and he was all fluttering around trying to help me put an outfit together, and he kept saying 'THE ACCESSORIES MAKE THEE OUTFIT, YOU KNOW!!' It was quite disturbing.

This morning I got a haircut and it looks awesome.

Then I bought a whole cake and now I am going to watch the Death Note action movie and eat my cake! Probably not the whole thing, because it is a WHOLE cake.

I broke my capslock key and I totally blame episode 25 of Death Note.

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I KNOW he would use it to copy designs from fashion magazines! AND THEN HE WOULD MAKE THEM BETTER. Because Itachi is awesome like that!!

YES THEY ARE. My friend and I spent an entire day looking for Akatsuki-coloured nail polish once. :D

Awww, I'm sorry. XDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, ITACHI WOULD MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD PRETTY!!! Maybe that's really his evil plan. Maybe he really killed the Uchiha clan because they had no fashion sense.

I've got sort-of Akatsuki coloured nailpolish, only it's a bit lighter. I wonder if I painted it over the top of black...

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Totally! And when he met Sasuke and saw his gay pirate Orochimaru-inspired outfit he was probably all, "THAT IS THE WORST OUTFIT I'VE EVER SEEN NOW I'M REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU D:" Now we know!!

I ended up buying dark blue, which isn't really the Akatsuki colour but looks pretty nonetheless.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Oh and I totally just remembered something else!!! Last night before you went offline I was all, "DREAM OF ITACHI" SO MAYBE YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS HEARD ME. I AM AWESOME. XDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is DEFINITELY WHAT HAPPENED! I think Sasuke was also in my dream and that I was having his baby and he was trying to kill me to take the unborn babies eyes, but I don't really remember that part very well.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Oh noooooo. Maybe next time I should be more specific? Okay I will say "DREAM HAPPY THINGS ABOUT SASUKE AND ITACHI" would that be better??

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, I was just checking my email before bed and now I NEED YOU TO TELL ME TO HAVE HAPPY DREAMS!!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

LOL OKAY HAVE HAPPY DREAMS OF SASUKE AND ITACHI. AND CUPCAKES. AND FLOWERS AND PONIES AND RAINBOW SPARKLES. (these will inevitably come together with Orochimaru though.)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!!! I WILL TOTALLY DREAM OF ALL THOSE THINGS!!! IT WILL BE THE BEST DREAM EVER!!!! (Even with the Orochimaru part!)

(I'll answer your other comments tomorrow because I'm too sleepy to bring the lulz tonight.) <33333333

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I totally had freaky weird dreams about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale having gay sex orgies in the next room, WTF, BRAIN, WTF????

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

OMIGOD. O_o I DREAMT THAT I WAS IN A HORROR MOVIE OR SOMETHING. WITH THIS WEIRD GUY WHO RESEMBLED OROCHIMARU, WHO CHOPPED OFF PEOPLE'S HEADS AND HUNG THEM ON THE WALL. I was the only one left and he was advancing towards me with bloody sword in hand and I was all O:O:O: but at the last minute he slipped and impaled himself instead. FREAKING COMEDY GOLD!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS! I can't believe you dream slapstick comedy!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah, he'd be like IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SASUKE! And then he shows Sasuke his reflection in a full-length mirror, and Sasuke can't help but agree. :P

Dark blue is good! At the moment I have these glue-on nails my sister bought me for Christmas, they're like a french manicure only the tips are striped different coloured greens. They're pretty. I think Itachi would like them.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Oops, didn't see this comment.

Yeah, their dialogue when they first met at the Uchiha hideout should've been something like this:

SASUKE: Fine, I changed my outfit, good enough for you now???
ITACHI: TOO LATE FOR THAT, BITCH! *stabs!*

Oooh, pretty! Yeah he so would. Only that the green clashes with his eyes. D: Orochimaru would definitely pick the glittery purple polish.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Poor Sasuke, all he's life he's just been trying to surpass Itachi's awesome fashion sense. (I don't know how he thought going to Orochimaru would help him dress better, because seriously THE SPARKLY LEGWARMERS SHOULD'VE BEEN A GIVEAWAY!) Poor, clueless Sasuke.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sasuke. For a genius, he's really dumb sometimes. MAYBE HE GOT SCARED AWAY FROM NARUTO BECAUSE OF THE ORANGENESS. If only he'd known that Itachi was planning to Extreme Makeover-fy Naruto. That capturing the Kyuubi stuff was all bullshit, we know Itachi's TRUE motive for hunting Naruto down!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the orange was pretty scary, but still... Orochimaru? Poor Sasuke, his timing sucks.

MAYBE ITACHI ISN'T TRYING TO STEAL SASUKE'S EYES AT ALL, MAYBE HE JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE WITH COLOURED CONTACTS!!! He's so committed, he goes to such lengths to make the world pretty!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT HAS TO BE IT!!! Trust Sasuke to misunderstand. Poor Itachi, all he wants is to prettify everybody but they keep getting the wrong idea!! Now that's what I call dedication to the profession. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ITACHI DOESN'T CARE WHAT HE SUFFERS!!! IF THE WORLD IS A PRETTIER PLACE BECAUSE OF HIM, IT WILL BE WORTH IT!!!