save britney!

[antpower]

So, after much careful consideration, I have decided to make it my own personal mission to save Britney Spears' career. I mean, poor Britney, she doesn't deserve the drumming she's been getting. Who hasn't been shitfaced and danced inappropriately badly in an ugly little sequined outfit, I know I have! (Well, maybe minus the sequined outfit.) (Not that I was naked, I just mean in different clothes.) And who hasn't spazzed out and made poor hair decisions after a bad break-up?

Britney is like... she's like the personification of all our most horrible moments, and she should not be mocked for this!!!!

So I have the perfect solution!

She needs to be ADOPTED BY ANGELINA JOLIE!

Angelina can carry Britney around on her hip and have photos taken with her at every opportunity. I am starting my letter writing campaign today! Who's with me???

(Maybe I shouldn't be allowed access to gossip mags, it seems to play with my head.)

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