save britney!
Sep. 19th, 2007 01:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
antpowerSo, after much careful consideration, I have decided to make it my own personal mission to save Britney Spears' career. I mean, poor Britney, she doesn't deserve the drumming she's been getting. Who hasn't been shitfaced and danced inappropriately badly in an ugly little sequined outfit, I know I have! (Well, maybe minus the sequined outfit.) (Not that I was naked, I just mean in different clothes.) And who hasn't spazzed out and made poor hair decisions after a bad break-up?
Britney is like... she's like the personification of all our most horrible moments, and she should not be mocked for this!!!!
So I have the perfect solution!
She needs to be ADOPTED BY ANGELINA JOLIE!
Angelina can carry Britney around on her hip and have photos taken with her at every opportunity. I am starting my letter writing campaign today! Who's with me???
(Maybe I shouldn't be allowed access to gossip mags, it seems to play with my head.)
Britney is like... she's like the personification of all our most horrible moments, and she should not be mocked for this!!!!
So I have the perfect solution!
She needs to be ADOPTED BY ANGELINA JOLIE!
Angelina can carry Britney around on her hip and have photos taken with her at every opportunity. I am starting my letter writing campaign today! Who's with me???
(Maybe I shouldn't be allowed access to gossip mags, it seems to play with my head.)
