Doctor Who: According to Ant

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So, while my internet was off, I finally got around to recapping season 3. Well, the start of it at any rate, and I feel fairly confident that I will finish it off at some stage. I've probably posted reaction posts about some of these eps when I first watched them, but I think a good rule to live by is that you can never have enough of Ant talking about David Tennant. Or, indeed, anyone talking about David Tennant.



The Runaway Bride

Doctor: Woe is me, for I am mourning the loss of my One True Love.

Catherine Tate: TARDIS OMG WTF????

Doctor: Catherine Tate, OMG WTF???

Ant: Anyway, how come the TARDIS didn't get sucked inside the portal thingie in Doomsday? It would've been covered in that space dust stuff. Rose could've just hidden inside the Tardis and saved everyone a world of heartache.

Catherine Tate: I freaking hate all your science talk. And I hate space travel. And I hate things that are bigger on the inside. But I love bitch slapping the Doctor, that is mighty fun.

Doctor: I am going to write emo poems about my lost love.

Catherine Tate: I hate your emo poems too.

Doctor: I am awesome at hailing cabs. Also, I look very hot under pressure.

Evil Christmas Santa Aliens: *strike again*

Ant = hungry

Santa = Robot

People in cars = totally not weirded out by flying blue box

Doctor: I am going to be emo on top of a building with my jacket off, just because I look incredibly hot that way. Look at my pointy shoulders!

Plot: *develops*

Doctor: Woe, for being at a wedding reminds me of my lost love and this one time when I snogged her, even though it wasn't really her but some crazy person possessing her. I bet she snogged me plenty of other times when nobody was around to see though. Oh, woes.

Wedding Cake: I look delicious!

Christmas Tree = Evil

Catherine Tate: I am not immune to the Doctor's charms.

Evil Things: Neither are we.

Ant: Me either!

Plot: *happens*

Catherine Tate: *is a pencil inside a mug*

Pencil inside a Mug: I also really hate science talk.

Evil Thing: I am incredibly lame. HAHAHAEVILLAUGH!

Catherine Tate's fiance: I am lame too! And also sort of evil!

Doctor: I shall pwn the evil with sparkly things!

Catherine Tate: Woe for my lost lame-and-sort-of-evil love.

Earth: *created*

Plot: Yep.

Particles: *pretty*

Lame!Fiance: *eaten*

Panic: *ensues*

Evil: *defeated*

Doctor: Woe for my lost planet! I have all the pain, EVER!

Tumultuous Water: Hello! I am here to symbolise the Doctor's troubled emotions!

Fire: Hello! I am here to symbolise the Doctor's hotness!

Doctor: Hey there, Catherine Tate. Do you want to come on adventures through space and time with me? We can mourn our lost loves together.

Catherine Tate: No. You will make me read your emo poems and talk science at me.

Doctor: Well, I am sure there are loads of girls out there that I can read my emo poems to. Girls love my emo poems!!

Catherine Tate: You really need to get laid.






Smith & Jones

Martha: *not Rose*

Martha's Family: We keep calling Martha and acting all crazy and annoying so that you can see how she's like a mediator and an all-round good girl.

Ant: I am not won over.

Doctor: Hello! I shall randomly take off my tie.

Martha: I am a medical student interny thinger just like on Grey's Anatomy. Only with less shagging.

Leather Spaceman: I loiter like a creepy loitering leatherman.

Doctor: I am in hospital because MY HEART IS BROKEN!

Doctor: BOTH OF THEM!!!!

Rain: *goes up*

Moon: Hello!

People: OMG! MOON! *panic*

Martha: I am good in a crisis.

Doctor: I am impressed with Martha being good in a crisis.

Ant: I am still not convinced.

Martha: The moon is awesome.

Doctor: My name is the Doctor.

Martha: That's totally lame.

Jadoon: We rhyme with lots of stuff.

Evil Old Lady: Blood rulz!

Doctor's Hair: *is crazy*

Doctor: *is also crazy*

Holding hands: *means love*

Doctor's blue suit: *hot*

Leather Spaceman: *fries*

Sonic Screwdriver: *ded*

Doctor: I am going to screw with Martha's head by snogging her silly. And then reading her my emo poems.

Martha's head: *screwed with*

Evil Lady: YAYS I AM GOING TO FRY UP THE EARTH! IT SHALL BE A JOLLY LARK!

Doctor: I'm a postman, LOLZ! Rhinos from space OMG! Let's have cake!

Evil Lady: You laugh at the darkness.

Doctor: It's because I'm mourning my lost love. Would you like to read my poems?

Evil Lady: I laugh at your poems! I am going to drink your yummy sexy-man blood!

Doctor: *ded*

Martha: Oh noes! I will never get to sex him if he's dead!

Evil Lady: *fries*

Jadoon: Laterz!

Everyone: *dying*

Martha: I shall save the Doctor with my doctoring skillz!

Doctor: *saves the world, again*

Martha: I shall swoon so that the Doctor carries me around all manly and stuff.

Earth: Hello!

Doctor: Laterz!

Martha's family: *crazy and a bit annoying*

Doctor: I like to seduce young girls with my big blue box.

Martha: I will not be seduced!

Doctor: Even if I take off my manly tie so that I look all disheveled and sexy?

Martha: Well, okay then.

Doctor: Yays! Now I can read you my poems!!!






The Shakespeare Code

Witches: We love eating innards!

Ant: I prefer pie.

Doctor: I shall impress Martha by acting all enigmatic and stuff.

Martha: I ask a lot of questions.

Ant: I am still not won over.

Doctor: Shakespeare r0x00rs!!

Old Timey Folks: Shakespeare r0x00rs!!!

Shakespeare: I r0x00rs!!!!!

Loves Labours Won: Ooooh, I am all mysterious! And a play!

Shakespeare: The Doctor is a creepy groupie.

Martha: *talks old timey*

Shakespeare: I am not fooled by your psychic paper. I'm freaking Shakespeare, man!

Annoying Beardy Guy: *pwnd by witchcraft*

Doctor: Witchcraft! ZOMG!

Shakespeare: I can see into the Doctor's emo heart.

Doctor: Wowsers, Shakespeare! Would you like to read my poems about my lost love?

Shakespeare: No.

Doctor: I will screw with Martha's head some more by sharing a bed with her and then making her feel inadequate.

Martha's head: *screwed with some more*

Doctor: Rose was awesome. What rhymes with awesome?

Evil Witch: I have the green smoke of WORD POWER! I R0X00RS!!

Doctor: Tetradecagon!!!

Doctor: I hate it when Martha flirts with Shakespeare instead of listening to me talk about my lost love.

Crazy Guy: *loves Doctor*

Shakespeare: ZOMG WITCH! WTF?

Doctor: *pwns witch with WORD POWER*

Play: *evil*

Shakespeare: *loves Doctor*

Doctor: Marty McFly was totally awesome.

Witch: I mock the Doctor and I mock his emo poems.

Doctor: Woe.

Witch: I shall cut the Doctor's crazy hair and make him all sad.

Doctor: Double woe. Now one of my hearts has stopped, all symbolic-like.

Martha: I shall restart your heart all symbolic-like.

Doom: *is nigh*

Doctor: WORD POWER!

Shakespeare: WORD POWER!

Martha: EXPELLIARMUS!

Ant: *is won over*

Doom: *averted*

Old Timey Folks: Special effects r0x00rs!

Shakespeare: I have stink breath, but I am heaps smart and know that the Doctor is from the future!

Queen Elizabeth: The Doctor sux OMG!





I have more but I'm sick of typing now, so I will post them later.