Awesome. With a Side of Awesome.
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antpowerThere was nothing not Awesome (capital A) about this episode of Supernatural. I intend to prove this through picspam, as I've pretty much lost the use of my words.
Just be warned that my brain has been affected with a condition called Supernaturalia Brain Meltingitis and I think I should be on some sort of medication for it. Also, there are loads of pictures.
So, I was always expecting this episode to be Awesome, on account of being spoiled like everyone else on the internets, and I was pretty flaily and hyped up to begin with, thinking there'd be all sorts of Awesome MANGST and broken bits of Brothers crumbling down all over the place. I actually had The Shakes for the first half of the episode, though granted I have had a fair amount of coffee today. Anyway, that's not the point at all. The point is...
THIS EPISODE WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING TO EVER AWESOME AND HERE I AM TO PROVE IT WITH PRETTY, AWESOME PICTURES
So, Dean fretting over missing!Sammy was kind of Awesome, but I figure we're all pretty used to that by now and I'm lazy, so I'm going to skip past posting a pic of that and go straight to the...
Awesome Brother Touching! Sam is safe and that is Awesome, so Dean has to cop a feel and that is Awesome x 2.
You know what else is Awesome? The fact that Evil hearts Bon Jovi.
Hello Ava's Car of Red Herringness! I am not posting a picture of you because there's not a good shot of you with Evil!Sam and/or Mangsty!Dean, sorry. Also, finally remembering to wipe the fingerprints off a murder weapon = Awesome, if a little after the fact.
Sam is tall, like a chimney, and when evil, smokes like a chimney. And is hot. Like a chimney. Also, Sam is Awesome, like a chimney.
This is about the point where I called that Sammy was NOT HIMSELF but in fact EVIL AND TOTALLY HOT, though I had suspected as much earlier (about the evil, I always knew about the hot). You know what that makes me? That's right, Awesome.
Okay this? This right here? This is maybe the most Awesome scene EVER! Look at the determination on Sam's face! Even if it's not really Sam making the expression, Dean doesn't know that! And Dean's disbelief and almost-anger and several other indescribable emotions. Dude, I'm all about the Padalecki in this episode, I really am, but Jensen was ten sorts of Awesome as well. Hand touching though, that wins the Awesome Trophy, especially when one of those hands is of the giant porn variety.
And dude, the LIP! OMG STOP KILLING ME JARED PADALECKI WITH YOUR VARIETY OF SAD-YET-SEKRETLY-EVIL FACES AND GIANT HANDS TO TOUCH YOUR TV BROTHER WITH AND OTHER TERRIBLY AWESOME WAYS!!
Oh, Evil!Sam, there you are! Come out and AWESOME THINGS ALL AROUND THE PLACE! (OMG I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE THROUGH PICSPAM!) You are so pretty, with your evil, pretty ways, I want to marry you and have evil!babies together.
Dean is all like 'Evil!Sam is so hot that it made me swoon!' and Ant can't go a sentence without saying Awesome, so there it is. Also, stealing the Impala is truly the work of EVIL! Or Andy.
Hello, I am Awesome and I shall taunt you until you cry and admit that you've been writing Wincest porn on the internets.
Evil!Sam totally said 'bromance' by the way, because clearly he has been writing Wincest porn too. He wants Jo to admit his fic is more Awesome than hers and she won't and that pisses Evil!Sam right off.
Sam: Admit I pwn the porn or I will totally lick you on the neck in an extremely hot manner.
Jo: Oh no, please don't. That would be inappropriate and I would not enjoy it one bit. Really.
Sam: And dude, Dean is totally mine. So there.
It's an Awesome crackfic crossover with Gilmore Girls/Heroes/Prison Break/CWRPS wherein Dean gets pregnant with Peter Petrelli's assbabies.
I am pining for Dean in prison but escape with Michael Scofield and go on the lamb trying to find my brother but get imprisoned by Lorelai Gilmore who tries to talk me to death but then she gets distracted by Tom Welling and Mike Rosenbaum making out in Luke's Diner so I escape to Panama and start a Jazz Ballet school with Michael, Lincoln, the Petrelli's and possibly also Lucas and Nathan Scott. It's 52 chapters and totally Awesome.
Evil!Sam wins. Clearly, Hell writes the most Awesome porn.
And now I have no idea what the hell I was talking about.
Oh right, now we're up to Evil!Sam making with the chuckles. It's not that I'm a Jo-hater, because really I never cared that much about her either way, it's more that Evil!Sam, well let's just say if his porn writing career doesn't take off, he should go into comedy. Evil!Comedy of tauntingness.
Did Jo really think she could withstand the Awesome hotness of Evil!Sam? Evil!Sam doesn't think so!
My dad killed your dad, LOLZ! I am so writing a musical about that one!
And P.S. Dean wants me bad. And can you blame him, have you seen me while I'm being evil?? I am so Awesome, I am moving to Awesometown and making myself mayor.
Dean wants to go to Awesometown with Sammy. And he's a little upset he never got to read the porn.
I can't make funny with this face. Awesome!Sam, stop making Dean make that face!
Clearly, they watch a lot of Magnum PI in Hell. Though in general there's a more Starsky & Hutch vibe going on with the Winchesters. Either way, Evil!Sam should totally grow a Tom Selleck moustache.
Evil!Sam shoots Dean down with his AWESOME HOTNESS! A lesser man than Dean Winchester would not have survived all that extreme sexass coming right at him.
Sam is all like, 'my evil smirk is so Awesome that it makes even Draco Malfoy cry! Fanon!Draco!'. And possibly also a bit 'I am the hottest man who ever lived'. And there are no arguments over here.
Don't fear, Dean, we all still love you. But if you feel you need to pout a little and show off your Awesome manly shoulders just to prove that you are still The Sex, I'm not going to complain about it.
Hello, I am Evil!Sam and I can rule you with my Awesome Dimples of Awesomeness. Because I'm pretty.
OMG EVIL!SAM, YOUR AWESOME DIMPLES OF AWESOMENESS CANNOT RULE BOBBY! BECAUSE BOBBY IS AWESOME x INFINITY AND HE TOTALLY PWNS YOU!!!
Evil!Sam has faith in his dimples, he's all like: MY EVIL DIMPLES OF AWESOMENESS WILL RULE THE WORLD! MAYBE EVEN THE UNIVERSE! I WILL BLIND YOU WITH MY BLINDLY WHITE TEETH AND LAUGH LIKE I'M TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY'S ONE-BALLED DOG AND ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
You'll let me rule you with the dimples, won't you, Dean! I'll let you read my porn if you do.
Nobody wants to read your porn, Evil!Sam! And also, STOP HURTING DEAN OMG, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU ARE A BAD, BAD DEMON, EVIL!SAM AND IF YOU WEREN'T SO DARN-WELL AWESOME I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU ONE BIT!!!
OKAY, EVIL!SAM, I FORGIVE YOU! JUST KISS HIM ALREADY! MY BRAIN HAS ALREADY EXPLODED, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPLODE IT ANY MORE! OMG, JARED'S KNEE! A KNEE SHOULD NOT DO THINGS TO A GIRL THE WAY JARED'S KNEE DOES!!!!
OMG, Sam has been de-eviled and has just realised he sucks at writing porn! (And also would like to sex his brother right now. And he misses being so Awesomely Evil just a bit.) DUDE, SAM! LOOK AT YOUR CRAZY EYES!
Hello, Dean's crotch. I see where all the Awesome has gone now. Also, it's a bit hot when you punch Sam. Dean in general, I mean. Not Dean's crotch.though, that would be too
Bobby likes to give the boys pretty charms to put on their charm bracelets. Dean wonders why his father never gave them pretty trinkets in which to ward off possession and Sam thinks maybe he can be Awesome anyway, just by being Sam.
You can, Sam! You can be Awesome for always! You a pretty like a pretty shiny trinket that wards off demonic possession, but not like one your father ever gave you, because he never did even though he was an Awesome hunter and all that. You just need to find the Awesome that is in yourbrother sexing heart! And possibly also pants, because DUDE, that Evil!Sam, he had it all going on.
OMG, Bobby! Stop staring into the camera in such an ominous fashion! It's freaking me right out!
Sometimes Sam likes to think he's living in a happy family sitcom in the vein of Family Ties or Valerie's Family, so he ends the episode with a bit of light-hearted banter...
LOLZ, you keep foreshadowing that you're going to die, Dean. That's Awesomely funny. OH WAIT, NO IT'S NOT! STOP THAT! But you make lame jokes that make me feel better about losing all my Awesome and also killing that guy and telling your ex-potential-love-interest that she sucked at writing fic. That's pretty Awesome, Dean. You're maybe the most Awesome guy ever, except for Evil!Me. And regular me is pretty spiffing as well.
THE END
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marishna
Do you want to know what else is Awesome? J-Squared Pyjama Porn!dev_earl wrote me some RIGHT HERE and I think we all know that there is only one words to describe it, so I won't say it again. Though it really is Awesome. Awesome on toast, even!
Just be warned that my brain has been affected with a condition called Supernaturalia Brain Meltingitis and I think I should be on some sort of medication for it. Also, there are loads of pictures.
So, I was always expecting this episode to be Awesome, on account of being spoiled like everyone else on the internets, and I was pretty flaily and hyped up to begin with, thinking there'd be all sorts of Awesome MANGST and broken bits of Brothers crumbling down all over the place. I actually had The Shakes for the first half of the episode, though granted I have had a fair amount of coffee today. Anyway, that's not the point at all. The point is...
THIS EPISODE WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING TO EVER AWESOME AND HERE I AM TO PROVE IT WITH PRETTY, AWESOME PICTURES
So, Dean fretting over missing!Sammy was kind of Awesome, but I figure we're all pretty used to that by now and I'm lazy, so I'm going to skip past posting a pic of that and go straight to the...
Awesome Brother Touching! Sam is safe and that is Awesome, so Dean has to cop a feel and that is Awesome x 2.
You know what else is Awesome? The fact that Evil hearts Bon Jovi.
Hello Ava's Car of Red Herringness! I am not posting a picture of you because there's not a good shot of you with Evil!Sam and/or Mangsty!Dean, sorry. Also, finally remembering to wipe the fingerprints off a murder weapon = Awesome, if a little after the fact.
Sam is tall, like a chimney, and when evil, smokes like a chimney. And is hot. Like a chimney. Also, Sam is Awesome, like a chimney.
This is about the point where I called that Sammy was NOT HIMSELF but in fact EVIL AND TOTALLY HOT, though I had suspected as much earlier (about the evil, I always knew about the hot). You know what that makes me? That's right, Awesome.
Okay this? This right here? This is maybe the most Awesome scene EVER! Look at the determination on Sam's face! Even if it's not really Sam making the expression, Dean doesn't know that! And Dean's disbelief and almost-anger and several other indescribable emotions. Dude, I'm all about the Padalecki in this episode, I really am, but Jensen was ten sorts of Awesome as well. Hand touching though, that wins the Awesome Trophy, especially when one of those hands is of the giant porn variety.
And dude, the LIP! OMG STOP KILLING ME JARED PADALECKI WITH YOUR VARIETY OF SAD-YET-SEKRETLY-EVIL FACES AND GIANT HANDS TO TOUCH YOUR TV BROTHER WITH AND OTHER TERRIBLY AWESOME WAYS!!
Oh, Evil!Sam, there you are! Come out and AWESOME THINGS ALL AROUND THE PLACE! (OMG I CAN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE THROUGH PICSPAM!) You are so pretty, with your evil, pretty ways, I want to marry you and have evil!babies together.
Dean is all like 'Evil!Sam is so hot that it made me swoon!' and Ant can't go a sentence without saying Awesome, so there it is. Also, stealing the Impala is truly the work of EVIL! Or Andy.
Hello, I am Awesome and I shall taunt you until you cry and admit that you've been writing Wincest porn on the internets.
Evil!Sam totally said 'bromance' by the way, because clearly he has been writing Wincest porn too. He wants Jo to admit his fic is more Awesome than hers and she won't and that pisses Evil!Sam right off.
Sam: Admit I pwn the porn or I will totally lick you on the neck in an extremely hot manner.
Jo: Oh no, please don't. That would be inappropriate and I would not enjoy it one bit. Really.
Sam: And dude, Dean is totally mine. So there.
It's an Awesome crackfic crossover with Gilmore Girls/Heroes/Prison Break/CWRPS wherein Dean gets pregnant with Peter Petrelli's assbabies.
I am pining for Dean in prison but escape with Michael Scofield and go on the lamb trying to find my brother but get imprisoned by Lorelai Gilmore who tries to talk me to death but then she gets distracted by Tom Welling and Mike Rosenbaum making out in Luke's Diner so I escape to Panama and start a Jazz Ballet school with Michael, Lincoln, the Petrelli's and possibly also Lucas and Nathan Scott. It's 52 chapters and totally Awesome.
Evil!Sam wins. Clearly, Hell writes the most Awesome porn.
And now I have no idea what the hell I was talking about.
Oh right, now we're up to Evil!Sam making with the chuckles. It's not that I'm a Jo-hater, because really I never cared that much about her either way, it's more that Evil!Sam, well let's just say if his porn writing career doesn't take off, he should go into comedy. Evil!Comedy of tauntingness.
Did Jo really think she could withstand the Awesome hotness of Evil!Sam? Evil!Sam doesn't think so!
My dad killed your dad, LOLZ! I am so writing a musical about that one!
And P.S. Dean wants me bad. And can you blame him, have you seen me while I'm being evil?? I am so Awesome, I am moving to Awesometown and making myself mayor.
Dean wants to go to Awesometown with Sammy. And he's a little upset he never got to read the porn.
I can't make funny with this face. Awesome!Sam, stop making Dean make that face!
Clearly, they watch a lot of Magnum PI in Hell. Though in general there's a more Starsky & Hutch vibe going on with the Winchesters. Either way, Evil!Sam should totally grow a Tom Selleck moustache.
Evil!Sam shoots Dean down with his AWESOME HOTNESS! A lesser man than Dean Winchester would not have survived all that extreme sexass coming right at him.
Sam is all like, 'my evil smirk is so Awesome that it makes even Draco Malfoy cry! Fanon!Draco!'. And possibly also a bit 'I am the hottest man who ever lived'. And there are no arguments over here.
Don't fear, Dean, we all still love you. But if you feel you need to pout a little and show off your Awesome manly shoulders just to prove that you are still The Sex, I'm not going to complain about it.
Hello, I am Evil!Sam and I can rule you with my Awesome Dimples of Awesomeness. Because I'm pretty.
OMG EVIL!SAM, YOUR AWESOME DIMPLES OF AWESOMENESS CANNOT RULE BOBBY! BECAUSE BOBBY IS AWESOME x INFINITY AND HE TOTALLY PWNS YOU!!!
Evil!Sam has faith in his dimples, he's all like: MY EVIL DIMPLES OF AWESOMENESS WILL RULE THE WORLD! MAYBE EVEN THE UNIVERSE! I WILL BLIND YOU WITH MY BLINDLY WHITE TEETH AND LAUGH LIKE I'M TELLING YOU ALL ABOUT CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY'S ONE-BALLED DOG AND ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
You'll let me rule you with the dimples, won't you, Dean! I'll let you read my porn if you do.
Nobody wants to read your porn, Evil!Sam! And also, STOP HURTING DEAN OMG, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU ARE A BAD, BAD DEMON, EVIL!SAM AND IF YOU WEREN'T SO DARN-WELL AWESOME I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU ONE BIT!!!
OKAY, EVIL!SAM, I FORGIVE YOU! JUST KISS HIM ALREADY! MY BRAIN HAS ALREADY EXPLODED, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPLODE IT ANY MORE! OMG, JARED'S KNEE! A KNEE SHOULD NOT DO THINGS TO A GIRL THE WAY JARED'S KNEE DOES!!!!
OMG, Sam has been de-eviled and has just realised he sucks at writing porn! (And also would like to sex his brother right now. And he misses being so Awesomely Evil just a bit.) DUDE, SAM! LOOK AT YOUR CRAZY EYES!
Hello, Dean's crotch. I see where all the Awesome has gone now. Also, it's a bit hot when you punch Sam. Dean in general, I mean. Not Dean's crotch.
Bobby likes to give the boys pretty charms to put on their charm bracelets. Dean wonders why his father never gave them pretty trinkets in which to ward off possession and Sam thinks maybe he can be Awesome anyway, just by being Sam.
You can, Sam! You can be Awesome for always! You a pretty like a pretty shiny trinket that wards off demonic possession, but not like one your father ever gave you, because he never did even though he was an Awesome hunter and all that. You just need to find the Awesome that is in your
OMG, Bobby! Stop staring into the camera in such an ominous fashion! It's freaking me right out!
Sometimes Sam likes to think he's living in a happy family sitcom in the vein of Family Ties or Valerie's Family, so he ends the episode with a bit of light-hearted banter...
LOLZ, you keep foreshadowing that you're going to die, Dean. That's Awesomely funny. OH WAIT, NO IT'S NOT! STOP THAT! But you make lame jokes that make me feel better about losing all my Awesome and also killing that guy and telling your ex-potential-love-interest that she sucked at writing fic. That's pretty Awesome, Dean. You're maybe the most Awesome guy ever, except for Evil!Me. And regular me is pretty spiffing as well.
THE END
screencaps by the Awesome
marishnaDo you want to know what else is Awesome? J-Squared Pyjama Porn!
dev_earl wrote me some RIGHT HERE and I think we all know that there is only one words to describe it, so I won't say it again. Though it really is Awesome. Awesome on toast, even!
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Date: 2007-02-09 03:34 pm (UTC)I am SO GLAD I'm not the only one who heard "bromance."
Oh, Sam.
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Date: 2007-02-10 09:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-09 03:59 pm (UTC)(I'm glad I wasn't the only one focused on Dean's crotch after Sam was, uh, de-eviled. lol)
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Date: 2007-02-10 09:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-09 05:12 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-02-09 05:47 pm (UTC)Glad you like the pr0n enough, sweets. *hugs*
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Date: 2007-02-13 07:14 pm (UTC)*loves*
CAPSLOCK, ZOMG
Date: 2007-02-09 05:50 pm (UTC)SAM WAS SO HOT LEANING AGAINST THE CAR WITH HIS BITCHFACE. AND HE WAS STARING AT DEAN, BUT WHEN DEAN LOOKED AT HIM HE LOOKED AWAY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL!
PSSST: IF YOU LIKE JAYRED'S PORN HANDS, YOU WILL LOVE MY NEW LAYOUT, WHEN I GET IT UP AND RUNNING!
HE REALLY DID SAY BROMANCE! BUT I WAS WITH AN RL FRIEND SO I COULDN'T FLAIL AND JUMP UP AND DOWN WITH GLEE.
I am pining for Dean in prison but escape with Michael Scofield and go on the lamb trying to find my brother but get imprisoned by Lorelai Gilmore who tries to talk me to death but then she gets distracted by Tom Welling and Mike Rosenbaum making out in Luke's Diner so I escape to Panama and start a Jazz Ballet school with Michael, Lincoln, the Petrelli's and possibly also Lucas and Nathan Scott. It's 52 chapters and totally Awesome.
I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. NO, REALLY. I WOULD READ CROSSOVER FOR THAT RIGHT THERE.
Okay, no more caps because it's exhausting me. Jared Padalecki, has NEVER been hotter than after Sam shot Dean and he went to look into the water and HOLY GUH. Okay, maybe I have a little bit more capslock in me.
PS: NUTCLOPSE!!!!!
PSS: BEST RECAPS EVAR IN THIS WORLD, RIGHT HERE!
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Date: 2007-02-10 10:03 am (UTC)I can't wait to see your new layout, I am sure it will be AWESOME!
BROMANCE OMG! EVEN EVIL!SAM SHIPS SAM/DEAN!!!
STOP ENABLING ME TO WRITE WACKY CROSSOVER PORN OMG!
I put the Nutclopse thing in JUST FOR YOU!!!
Re: CAPSLOCK, ZOMG
Date: 2007-02-11 06:13 am (UTC)WRITE THEM, SAYS I!
OMG, YAY!!! NUTCLOPSE! *FANGIRLS*
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Date: 2007-02-09 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-10 10:04 am (UTC)(It's in the bit when he's sitting at the bar talking to Jo.)
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Date: 2007-02-11 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-02-13 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-10 11:49 pm (UTC)god you made me die laughing (which i needed because i just spent three hours frame by frame-ing all the good bits of the above episode i was all sad and weepy and (hot) and T_T.
The boys are so made of such much AWESOME.
i cant believe how awesome this show gets. HOW CAN YOU TOP BEING THIS AWESOME?!
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Date: 2007-02-13 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-12 01:28 pm (UTC)Also, your picspam made me snort and chortle quite a lot (yes, I chortle, OK, I admit it, I'm a chortler). I love how you start out pretending that you're vaguely sane, only to degenerate into your true capslock brain-fried Wincest-obsessed crack!fic-writing self once you've lulled your readers into a false sense of security. Also, ten out of ten for pacing and imagery.
In conclusion, awesome.
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Date: 2007-02-13 07:42 pm (UTC)I totally plead 'not my fault' for the crazy, nobody could watch this episode and write in a reasonable manner about it. I mean LOOK at evil!Sam, just LOOK at him and his evil little smirk of awesomeness!!!