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THERE IS A FUCKING HUGE MOUSE IN MY ROOM.

WHAT DO I DO???


Actually, it may be too big to be a mouse, it could be a baby possum or maybe a rat.

It is HUGE!!!! WHAT DO I DO? I cannot sleep with that thing in my room, it will devour me alive.


I don't know where it went.


ETA: My sister scared it away. She said it was just a mouse, but I say it was pretty big for a mouse. Maybe it is a mutant mouse.

I bet it's waiting til I go to sleep so it can gnaw on my feet.

Date: 2006-10-14 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandy-phoenix.livejournal.com
Perhaps you need one of those live traps. They are all humane and won't hurt the mouse which is good. Bait it with yummy (to a mouse) stuff like peanut butter and dry cereal. Then, when you've caught the thing, haul him away to a park in another part of town and set him free. Singing "Born Free" during this step is optional.

Date: 2006-10-14 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] natacha92.livejournal.com
EWWWW OMG RUN. >:O

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