Sad birthday

[antpower]

I have been awake an hour and a half and so far this birthday sucks. Birthday's shouldn't suck, they are supposed to be happy days full of icecream and presents and tiaras and stuff.

I need birthday cheer.

Comments

[slumber.livejournal.com]

There once was a Jedi called Luke
Who dreamed his father was a duke
But it was Darth Vader
Said "I shagged your mentor"
And our poor boy is about to puke.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

whispers: I think Luke would sekritly be liking the idea. He's so much an Anakin/Obi Won shipper!!!

[slumber.livejournal.com]

A boy and his friend in a bed
Were doing the nasty when one said
"Merlin's beard, Harry,
Can't you please hurry?"
And now we know how the Weasleys bred.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

OMGZ RARRY LIMERICK!!!

That is so much the gift that keeps on giving!

*loves upon you*

[slumber.livejournal.com]

There once was a lady named Ant
And though twas her birthday, be cheery she can't
So Evy tried to write verse
To lift up the curse
Because limericks might cheer up Ant.

(Happy birthday, love. *hugs*)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

They do!!! They really really do!!!! I <3 your limericks!!!

But I <3 you more!!!!!!!

*hugsies*

[maegunnbatt.livejournal.com]

But you've already seen X3! How could you possibly be down? Think of the mutant sex!

Also, I caught a parakeet and named him Simon. I bet he would like you bunches and want to snuggle in your pockets and such.

Also, I am making your birthday pressie tonight. :) And then I shall send it. And hopefully you will get it before too long. I think you will be very happy with it!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Have you seen X3 yet? We must discuss it!!!

Is your parakeet Simon as in Simon Tam? I bet he is a superbird, possibly with an awesome secret identity and most likely has a mission to protect your life and stuff.

Yay for pressies! I am sure you will be happy with it, on account of you send the best pressies EVER!

[maegunnbatt.livejournal.com]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Maegunnbatt, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Awesome! You can battle beside me any day!! Though it's kind of a long battle cry, you'd want to be getting on with the killin's while you were saying it, or your enemies would be all like 'whatevs' and slaying you before you got to that nifty loins part.

I can't make the meme work. How did you make the meme work??

[blue-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Oh no, birthdays should be happy! I on't have much to cheer yu up though... only a birthday icon with a muffin and a candle. And some confetti:

Don't be sad!
*birthday hugs*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMGZ, muffins and confetti, what more could a girl ask for, really???

<3333333333333333333333333333

[notmonica.livejournal.com]

Go get your own ice cream, presents n' stuff. I've done it and it beats being miserable. Usually I pick something I really want to do (like see a museum exhibit or Xmen or something) then I buy myself a present and some flowers then I eat ice cream. And I don't feel guilty about the cost.

Happy Birthday, ANT!!! *sends virtual tiara and cake*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

That is a great idea! Maybe on pay day I will have my very own Sekrit Belated Birthday and do that!!! Yays!!!

[puddleduck3.livejournal.com]

You know last year I drew you my first and only piece of fan art ever for your birthday. Unfortunately I don't have a scanner or access to one so I never actually gave it to you :(

It's pretty cool though- Ron and Harry at a St Kilda game at the G. I can send through snail mail to you if you want but otherwise you shall just have to imagine it.

Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You've still got heaps of time left to enjoy it so don't be put off by a crappy beginning.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMGZ, I wants it!! Send it to me through snail mail! I will need to give you my address though. I will post it in a locked entry with my new phone number in just a moment.

Yays - I can put it on my wall!!!

[couperose.livejournal.com]

*GIVES 66549327651349745676547209120376082759107654378436207315817513947346985986134873246734272037546765430170943265061648743538915691053045816159074312981021635614386502654267655555555380754674356437654378802810642753478532684076543765430864564375086870687676523613051310654734650486014765745463178517074343043 HUGS OF BIRTHDAY CHEER*

Hope you are feeling lots better soon hun! AND REMEMBER TEH FAB PHONE. YOUR GORGEOUS NEW PHONE!! XD Be happy and get lots of pressies yayness.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

*is very hugged*

I am feeling better, and my phone is beautiful.

*loves* Thank you for cheering me up!

[couperose.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome sweetie! *loves you*

[sergeant-groove.livejournal.com]

I'm dancing for you. No joke. In a PUBLIC INTERNET CAFE!!! So not only is the birthday dance!cheer going to you via the internets its also getting passed on to the other internetless-pool-playing losers in this dingy public internet cafe.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMGZ is it actually the Bluth family chicken dance? Because that's what I am seeing in my head!! Are you more of a Lindsay chicken dancer or a Gob???

*loves you so much right now*

You have quite possibly made my whole month!

[ellipsisblack.livejournal.com]

Yay! Birthday birthday birthday! Happy birthday! You just need to let it get going. The first 1.5 hours of most days suck. XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

That is to true!

*loves*

[christl.livejournal.com]

*sings HAPPY BIRTHDAY*

*sends over birthday cake, cookies, champagne, Mai Tais, icecream and Harry in a pink tutu*

I hope your birthday will be great.
*glomps*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yay for cake, cookies, champagne, Mai Tais, icecream and Harry wearing womens clothing!!!

My birthday was quite dandy after all that, thank you!

*schnoogles*

[sandy-phoenix.livejournal.com]

*loves you much*

Don't be down, dearest! Real Life may be stupid about birthdays, but we love you and offer adulation.

*prostrates before you*

Oh, wise and uberlinguistical Ant, may the Birthday Fairy heap many good things upon you in the coming year. We suggest Lenny Hayes and a contingent of pretty young men prepared to dance.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

If I had the Lenny I would need naught else.

*loves him and loves you also*

*LOVES* (See)