I have been awake an hour and a half and so far this birthday sucks. Birthday's shouldn't suck, they are supposed to be happy days full of icecream and presents and tiaras and stuff.
There once was a Jedi called Luke Who dreamed his father was a duke But it was Darth Vader Said "I shagged your mentor" And our poor boy is about to puke.
A boy and his friend in a bed Were doing the nasty when one said "Merlin's beard, Harry, Can't you please hurry?" And now we know how the Weasleys bred.
There once was a lady named Ant And though twas her birthday, be cheery she can't So Evy tried to write verse To lift up the curse Because limericks might cheer up Ant.
But you've already seen X3! How could you possibly be down? Think of the mutant sex!
Also, I caught a parakeet and named him Simon. I bet he would like you bunches and want to snuggle in your pockets and such.
Also, I am making your birthday pressie tonight. :) And then I shall send it. And hopefully you will get it before too long. I think you will be very happy with it!
Is your parakeet Simon as in Simon Tam? I bet he is a superbird, possibly with an awesome secret identity and most likely has a mission to protect your life and stuff.
Yay for pressies! I am sure you will be happy with it, on account of you send the best pressies EVER!
Awesome! You can battle beside me any day!! Though it's kind of a long battle cry, you'd want to be getting on with the killin's while you were saying it, or your enemies would be all like 'whatevs' and slaying you before you got to that nifty loins part.
I can't make the meme work. How did you make the meme work??
Oh no, birthdays should be happy! I on't have much to cheer yu up though... only a birthday icon with a muffin and a candle. And some confetti: Don't be sad! *birthday hugs*
Go get your own ice cream, presents n' stuff. I've done it and it beats being miserable. Usually I pick something I really want to do (like see a museum exhibit or Xmen or something) then I buy myself a present and some flowers then I eat ice cream. And I don't feel guilty about the cost.
Happy Birthday, ANT!!! *sends virtual tiara and cake*
You know last year I drew you my first and only piece of fan art ever for your birthday. Unfortunately I don't have a scanner or access to one so I never actually gave it to you :(
It's pretty cool though- Ron and Harry at a St Kilda game at the G. I can send through snail mail to you if you want but otherwise you shall just have to imagine it.
Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You've still got heaps of time left to enjoy it so don't be put off by a crappy beginning.
OMGZ, I wants it!! Send it to me through snail mail! I will need to give you my address though. I will post it in a locked entry with my new phone number in just a moment.
I'm dancing for you. No joke. In a PUBLIC INTERNET CAFE!!! So not only is the birthday dance!cheer going to you via the internets its also getting passed on to the other internetless-pool-playing losers in this dingy public internet cafe. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Don't be down, dearest! Real Life may be stupid about birthdays, but we love you and offer adulation.
*prostrates before you*
Oh, wise and uberlinguistical Ant, may the Birthday Fairy heap many good things upon you in the coming year. We suggest Lenny Hayes and a contingent of pretty young men prepared to dance.
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Who dreamed his father was a duke
But it was Darth Vader
Said "I shagged your mentor"
And our poor boy is about to puke.
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Were doing the nasty when one said
"Merlin's beard, Harry,
Can't you please hurry?"
And now we know how the Weasleys bred.
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OMGZ RARRY LIMERICK!!!
That is so much the gift that keeps on giving!
*loves upon you*
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And though twas her birthday, be cheery she can't
So Evy tried to write verse
To lift up the curse
Because limericks might cheer up Ant.
(Happy birthday, love. *hugs*)
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But I <3 you more!!!!!!!
*hugsies*
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Also, I caught a parakeet and named him Simon. I bet he would like you bunches and want to snuggle in your pockets and such.
Also, I am making your birthday pressie tonight. :) And then I shall send it. And hopefully you will get it before too long. I think you will be very happy with it!
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Is your parakeet Simon as in Simon Tam? I bet he is a superbird, possibly with an awesome secret identity and most likely has a mission to protect your life and stuff.
Yay for pressies! I am sure you will be happy with it, on account of you send the best pressies EVER!
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I can't make the meme work. How did you make the meme work??
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Don't be sad!
*birthday hugs*
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Happy Birthday, ANT!!! *sends virtual tiara and cake*
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It's pretty cool though- Ron and Harry at a St Kilda game at the G. I can send through snail mail to you if you want but otherwise you shall just have to imagine it.
Anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You've still got heaps of time left to enjoy it so don't be put off by a crappy beginning.
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Yays - I can put it on my wall!!!
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Hope you are feeling lots better soon hun! AND REMEMBER TEH FAB PHONE. YOUR GORGEOUS NEW PHONE!! XD Be happy and get lots of pressies yayness.
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I am feeling better, and my phone is beautiful.
*loves* Thank you for cheering me up!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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*loves you so much right now*
You have quite possibly made my whole month!
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*loves*
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*sends over birthday cake, cookies, champagne, Mai Tais, icecream and Harry in a pink tutu*
I hope your birthday will be great.
*glomps*
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My birthday was quite dandy after all that, thank you!
*schnoogles*
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Don't be down, dearest! Real Life may be stupid about birthdays, but we love you and offer adulation.
*prostrates before you*
Oh, wise and uberlinguistical Ant, may the Birthday Fairy heap many good things upon you in the coming year. We suggest Lenny Hayes and a contingent of pretty young men prepared to dance.
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*loves him and loves you also*
*LOVES* (See)