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[antpower]

I'd post my random thoughts about season 1 first, only I refuse to buy it on account of it's $20 more expensive and only has half the amount of episodes. Though, I will say that Xander was hot when he was hyena guy.

Anyways, in what may become a regular event over the next few days of bedriddenness (ooh, I just made a word!), I now present to you...

ANT'S RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT BUFFY!!!! (season two, episodes 1-8)


* I can really understand why Willow became a lesbian

* Angel is such a whinger that it makes him seem shorter than he really is

* If I was Cordelia I would be learning some self defense skillz.

* I think Spike/Joyce might be my OTP

* Drusilla has the best fingernails - black with white tips. I wants them.

* That Inca Mummy chick should totally have marketed soul-sucking as a dandy skin care range.

* How is there anyone still alive in Sunnydale?

* Willow is prettier than Buffy. Buffy has that freaky bobble-ended nose

* How come vampires don't have a reflection but show up fine on video?

* Xander is also kind of hot when he is army guy

* Why does Willow need to go help out Ms Calender with the remedial computer class if the only people in the class are Xander and Cordy?

* Xander's family scares me. Joss should make a spin-off of Buffy called 'Xander's Wacky Family'

* I think Ethan Rayne is sekretly in love with Giles and does all this pesky stuff just to bug Giles and so they can wrestle together


Okay, that is enough Buffy thoughts for one day. No doubt I will be back tomorrow with 'Random Thoughts About Buffy Part 2: The Ant Strikes Back.

♥

Comments

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who noticed her fingernails and was like :O!!

The Ant Strikes Back makes me think of Star Wars, obviously, only like, Ant Wars in that instead of the death star being made of metal it's made of ants. And inside there is little ant tunnel things. And instead of firing green lasers it fires an ANT ATTACK plague of ants which consume the planet, or alternately, carry it against the force of gravity to a place where the sun sets it on fire.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMGZ THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! (And fully operational)

My ANT ATTACK would not be foiled by a bunch of furry little ewoks either.

*most appropriate icon usage ever*

[jetsam-porridge.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't! BECAUSE you cannot destroy an ant plague by squishing them between two logs - THEY ARE TOo SMALL!

Definitely good icon choice there.

[puddleduck3.livejournal.com]

Hee Spike/Joyce. "You know, tried to kill your daugther with an axe?". ♥

I thought Dru's nails were red with white tips? I remember liking them too...

Xander was kind of hot all the way through season one really...

I feel like I've visited your journal about a million times today.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Xander is the hottest when he is evil vamp!Xander, but I am not up to the episode yet.

My journal is so the place to be!!

[adrastea-84.livejournal.com]

* How come vampires don't have a reflection but show up fine on video?

Hmm, i think reflections are different than video recording. I don't actually know! Haha.

Darn, i want to watch Buffy now! :p

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

But it's still a transposed image, so it shouldn't make any difference. I assume that the whole vampires have no reflection thing comes from the idea that the reflection is the image of your soul and therefore because the vampire has no soul it has no reflection, but a lot of indigenous cultures also believe that the photograph captures your soul as well, so I think it's the same.

I am totally overthinking this, aren't I.

Buffy is tops!!!

[adrastea-84.livejournal.com]

Haha, no, it's probs something i'd muddle over too. That's probably right so maybe they wouldn't show up on camera. Obviously it was just something they overlooked when writing the episode. Pfft. lol.

I think i'm going to buy Buffy boxsets when i have money! ♥

[abilizersparkle.livejournal.com]

heheh

xander is hot as heyena and army guy *nods* ethan is secretly in love with giles, and spike/joyce *so* should have happend :D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

You are totally right on all counts! And also, Spike should never wear a shirt.

[abilizersparkle.livejournal.com]

no, never, they should make that buffyverse law

[ajuxliapose.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that reminds me - Giles (anthony head) lives in the same city as me. People who I know regularly see him - and apparently he's a friendly chap.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

That is awesome! It would be so weird to just see Giles walking down the street! You'd be all like, oh no, dark times are afoot!!