Happy birthday, ichiban!!!
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Ah, the fact that this person exists in the world makes me very happy indeed!! Although at times I love
So, like nearly everyone else, I am going to do HAPPY BIRTHDAY PICSPAM!! But first, a poem!!
For Oh-chan, on this, his 28th Birthday
Riida, I love you,
Like you love ramen and Nino and fishing and making heads out of clay,
I hope you have an extra-special, maximum-awesome birthday!!
Okay, picspam!! There is no real theme to this, except for "Riida is awesome". XP
This is the cutest person who ever existed, no?
There are actually no words for this level of cute!! In fact, somebody should invent a new word to describe the cuteness of Riida, maybe something like ohdorable or kawaiitoshi!!
It's like it's impossible for him not to be adorable, you know??
He's cuter than even cute furry animals!!!
Even his members (who are clearly not un-cute themselves!) aren't immune to this level of super-cuteness!!!
Except sometimes when Nino is immune, but that's okay, because then Oh-chan can hold him down and beat some sense into him!!
Or you know, try to have angry wall sex with him at least.
But seriously, not even Chinen Yuri is this cute!!!
Not even strange fashion choices, like wearing pervy-old-man jackets can stop the cute!!!
Even when he outgrows his cute chibi!hair phase, and into the spiky hair phase, he still can't outgrow the cute!!
In fact, it's possible that he only gets cuter with age!!!
In fact, two out of five fangirls actually die from cute!Riida-related brain explosions!!!
But none of them really mind.
Because the cuteness is totally worth it.
Some people even say that the rest of Arashi have suffered from brain explosions from the cute and have actually been replaced by ARASHIBOTS!!!
Actually, this kind of explains how Matsujun went from adorable-but-dorky to really, really, incredibly good-looking with no sign of cosmetic dentistry or anything!!! Behold the evolution of the Junbot!!!
From young-and-adorkable!Jun who was not under the thrall of cute!Oh-chan to older-but-still-slightly-dorkified-though-beginning-to-think-more-about-fashion!Jun. BUT THEN...
*HEAD EXPLODEY CUTENESS HAPPENS* Not even someone as cool as Matsujun with his post-Hanadan hair extensions can resist the cuteness of maid!Riida!!
And thus, we have the Matsujun(bot) we know and love today!!
Sho also looks really different now!! *doesn't actually have many Sho pictures*
But maybe Sho was too busy
Luckily for Aiba, he's protected by his own special God-for-Cute-People-Who-Have-An-Interest-In-Random-Scientific-Experiments-and-Dangerous-Animals, and therefore he's probably immune.
Because Aiba is special too!!
As for poor Nino, he's clearly kind of prone to cute!Riida explosions. They probably go through like 15 Ninobots a day!!!
Unless he's built up some sort of immunity to the cute over the years.
With extremely close contact.
Or maybe he just has an iron will!!
Or he never looks directly at Riida! (Okay, this is seriously the cutest thing ever. Or potentially kind of creepy. Either way.)
Ah, Nino is smart!!! And I've kind of lost track of what this post was about, haven't I! Which was THE AWESOMENESS OF RIIDA!!! Who even when he's supposed to be being an evil guy, with black hair that isn't at all spiky, he's still insanely cute!!!
What, me? An evil lawyer for revenge?? How can you look at this cute face and believe that!!! OBVIOUSLY, NOBODY CAN!!! Which at least explains Toma's complete fail as a detective, anyway.
Super-humanly cute!!!!
He even makes yodelling cute!!
But you know what is awesome about Oh-chan??? Aside from everything else?? He's not just cute, he's also SUPER-HOT!!! You know the other three out of five fangirls, the ones whose brains weren't exploded by the cute?? Their brains were exploded by the SUPER-HOT!!! (Which possibly makes me also a bot. Or brainless. Either way, I'm probably over-thinking this.)
When he's chibi, he's super hot.
Especially when he's a half-naked chibi kneeling in a pool of water. (Is that wrong???)
When he's a flamingo, he's super hot.
When he's a samurai, he's super hot.
When he's fishing, he's super hot.
When he's walking down the street, he's super hot.
When he's sitting near a mirror, he's super hot.
When he's a cowboy, he's super hot.
When he's doing art, he's... well here he's mostly super cute. But still hot. It's the hands. And you know, the everything else.
When he's just sitting around, he's super hot.
Even when he's just standing around, wearing pink and looking a bit smug, he's super hot!!!
Nino agrees!!!
Nino thinks that when Riida is being a male model he's not only super hot, he's really, really, incredibly good-looking!
And when Riida is hitting on him by doing the "lean against the wall" like John Travolta in Grease or something, that is really super hot!!!
And Aiba agrees so much that he passed out!!!
CONCLUSION: RIIDA IS AWESOME, YAY!!!!
And if you still don't believe me, I have one word for you. GOVERNMENT!
NOTE: Most of the bigger pics here are from
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arashi_yuuki and the others that aren't or don't have links or whatever listed on them are from... the internets. I'm terrible at keeping track!! But obviously if you see something that should be credited and isn't, please let me know. <3333Yay, I'm done with 14 minutes to spare while it's still his birthday in Japan!!! So let's ignore my total fail at replying to comments and posts on LJ for today, and celebrate 28 years of Ohno Satoshi awesomeness!!!! Yay, Riida!!!! <3333
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Date: 2008-11-26 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-11-27 11:04 pm (UTC)Thank you very much~ It's a great picspam!<3
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Date: 2008-11-28 09:24 pm (UTC)I also love that 2 people replied to your picspam with rodents in their icons. ♥♥♥
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Date: 2008-11-29 09:24 am (UTC)He definitely gets cuter with age!
I used to not know ANYTHING about Arashi... but after watching a few music vids...I've LEARNED!!
I haven't been on for a while, had finals (andisitjustmeorisljkindadead?) and so on but I will have to go through your posts of your Japan trip sometime!
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Date: 2008-11-29 07:43 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-01-02 12:15 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked my poem!! I totally put my soul-soul into it!! XP
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Date: 2009-01-02 03:44 pm (UTC)You're awesome!! <3333333333333
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Date: 2009-01-02 03:47 pm (UTC)But LOL, I think you can never know enough about Arashi, because they just keep getting more awesome!!! XP
I hope your finals went well!! <3333
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Date: 2009-01-04 03:09 pm (UTC)and you obviously love Riida just as much as I do...
I had to comment on this...even though it was posted forever ago...because we already passed not only Riida's birthday...but Masaki-baby's birthday and now we are nearing Sho-chan's birthday...
aside from that...this made me laugh and I loved every second of it. Especially the part where Jun went from awkward to dead sexy without even blinking. sooo true...
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Date: 2009-01-04 05:01 pm (UTC)I kind of feel like I've solved one of the great mysteries of the universe with the Jun thing!! XP
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