work, ohno, maou, meme

[antpower]

My work is kind of pissing me off at the moment.

Dear Ant's work,
You were the ones who pressured Ant into doing more hours than she's physically capable of, so don't be acting all weird when she has to take time off for being sick. If Ant didn't need the money so bad, she'd totally tell you to stick it.


Okay, so I'm a few days late on the whole Ohno scandal thing, but I feel like I need to state my opinion anyway.


The whole thing is spastically retarded. He's fully clothed in the pictures and I can't see any evidence of him smoking pot in them either. I think whether he did it or not is irrelevant, the pictures prove nothing. To me, he looks like he was about to pass out three seconds after the pics were taken anyway.

Also, I kind of want to find whoever it was who sold the pictures to the tabloids and hack them up into little pieces. Ohno works really hard and people should cut him a fricking break. That goes for the rest of Arashi too.



Anyway, hands up who hasn't gotten shit-faced at karaoke and woken up the next day thinking "...oops?".


On a happier note, Maou episode 4!!!


Why is Ohno at Kuma's funeral? Didn't he only meet him that one time? I love how Ohno mocks Toma through being sympathetic, it's awesome. People really shouldn't take unauthorised pictures of Ohno.

I really think it's doesn't make much difference to the case if Toma resigns, he hasn't exactly been doing a bang-up job so far. Why isn't Head Detective guy doing more investigating, he seems pretty on the ball.

Newspaper guy is creepy and he pisses me off. GTFO, creepy man! Also, don't be bossing Ohno about, he cares nothing for your personal vendetta! I am torn between my love of baby-faced, chubby-cheeks!Ohno and underweight-but-insanely-hot!Ohno.

LOLZ, I totally knew Toma would think it was Glasses Guy. He's so predictable. I guess it's the obvious conclusion to jump to.

I think Newspaper Guy kind of wants Toma.

Oh, Toma! Glasses Guy is already scared of you, being such a passionate guy with the grabbing and the yelling isn't exactly going to put him at ease!!! LOL, Glasses Guy also mocks with sympathy. XD Oh, poor sad Glasses Guy!!!

Hideo was too damn cute. I kind of want somebody to write angsty Hideo/Toma fic, that would be awesome. Also, did everyone in the universe witness the stabbing??? Was it on pay per view or something???

Toma, you're acting a bit creepy. Spooky girl is freaked out and she's spooky. Oh, Hideo, he was such a good guy! Toma was totally in love with him. This episode doesn't have nearly enough Ohno so far. I like Spooky much better when she's making eyes at Toma.

Yay, package!! But no tarot card. D: Toma looks like a chick in his police uniform.

Hang on, does Ohno have the gates of hell in his house?? And also, he can control Spooky's brain?? If Toma follows Ohno to hell, he could rescue Dean Winchester while he's there. LOL, 333, the number of the half-beast?

I'm not entirely convinced that the letter Glasses-sleeping-with-Toma's-brother's-wife guy got is from Ohno. I think it could be from Newspaper Guy, because the address on the front of the envelope was slightly different. Also, if you're so worried about being caught in your affair, don't be hugging each other in a public place, idiots.

OMG, I want to have little Riida babies so he can read stories to them! That is so freaking adorable. Spooky must be a miniature person, because she makes Ohno looks all big and manly. LOL, Toma is jealous that Ohno is spending time with other girls.

The little girl is a bit creepy, but I'm glad she didn't rat glasses guy out. I love how she goes and hugs Ohno. <3333333

Ahhh, there is a big creepy eye on the screen!! THAT IS REALLY FREAKING CREEPY!!! Does Ohno have some SECRET POWER TO PROJECT HIMSELF ONTO BIG SCREENS OR SOMETHING???

Good old Head Detective, looking into the victims relatives. He really is on the ball. I am worried for Riida.

When Riida is talking about the story and how the sister hesitated, is he referring to Spooky?? I don't realy get the meaning of this scene. Is it just that he's starting to feel guilty? He doesn't look guilty, he looks pleased. He is so freaking pretty sitting by the river thinking about revenge.

I don't get how a defense lawyer can suddenly accept a job as a corporate lawyer, isn't it totally different??? Is he going to kill Newspaper Guy next? I hope so, because he shits me.

LOL, there's no fooling Big Nose Guy.

I think Riida seriously needs to get a TV or something, it can't be healthy for him to just listen to his music box and stare at old photos all day.

LOL, the landlord guy is totally rubbing it in to Toma, like OH BY THE WAY, EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD AND THAT'S YOUR FAULT TOO!!! Yay, Riida, faking your own death!! You're such a genius. So I was right about the name-changing thing too.

Sister, what???? Blind sister??? How did he manage that? Has he like killed some random guy and assumed his identity or something???

I am now totally shipping Spooky/Dewey Decimal System. Think how hot the library porn would be. That's awesome. WHAT IS THE CARD IN THE BOOK? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

OMG, NEXT WEEK LOOKS SUPER AWESOME!! WTF, IS SOMEBODY SENDING RIIDA TAROT CARDS AS WELL??? Or is he faking it??? AHHH!!! I hate having to wait for new episodes!!!




And finally, meme!! From starfishdance

❶ Leave me a comment saying anything random.
❷ I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
❸ You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
❹ You will include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
❺ When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.


1. If you had to make the IDEAL JE BOY eg. with Jin's lips, Yamapi's hair, etc or something, what would he be like?

2. Out of Arashi, who would be your a) husband b) one-night stand c) best friend d) father and e) brother? You can only use each one once!

3. If Melbourne was INVADED BY ZOMBIES, what would you do? Besides play baseball with them?

4. Shoot shag marry: Bambi, Bussan and Ani!

5. You are getting married to Ohno. What music would play at your wedding?



1. Yamapi's hair eyes, of course!! Specifically the Kurosagi hair. Jin's smile, the crooked bottom lip one. Matsujun's teeth. Ohno's hands/neck/collarbones/nose/voice/hips. Nino's personality. Aiba's body. Though if you put all that together it would probably make for one weird-looking person!!! XP I'd pretty much be happy with a whole person made up of Ohno, really.

2. Husband: Ohno! He seems like the sort of person you'd never get bored with. Also, I love him.
One-night stand: Nino. Because he's hot and I heart him. Though, Riida would bring the drugs and whores
Best friend: Aiba. Life would be so awesome if Aiba was your best friend!!!
Father: Sho. I'd feel very secure if Sho was my dad. Unless it was like a father-daughter sports day or something.
Brother: Matsujun. Because I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually have any man-parts.

3. Surprisingly, this is something I've actually given a lot of thought to. XP Firstly I'd barracade myself in somewhere that had lots of coffee and blunt instruments, like cricket bats and spades and things. Then I'd organise a zombie-destroying army to bake me cakes and protect me from zombies and so forth. I'd construct a throne made out of zombie bones and probably also some sort of pretty sparkly crown and declare myself RULER OF THE ZOMBIE-FREE WORLD. It would be awesome.

Then I'd play baseball with them. XP

4. Shoot: Bambi, because if I picked him for either of the others, my sister would shoot me!
Shag: Ani. He is hot. Very hot.
Marry: Bussan, because I love him.

5. FIGHT SONG!!! LOL, how awesome would that be!