tomatoes and cake

[antpower]

Why is it in fic that Sasuke always seems to be obsessed with tomatoes? Is this canon? Is it some huge fandom joke that I don't know about? IS IT A CONSPIRACY OMG!!!

Anyway, so my nephew's 21st birthday was yesterday. My sister made him this AWESOME SPONGEBOB CAKE! It looked exactly like Spongebob and was awesome. So I told her I want a Naruto cake for my birthday, anyway, keep in mind that all she knows about Naruto basically comes from my computer desktop and my Naruto calendar (and my ranting about Itachi and his weird obsessions), and the following conversation went like this:

Ant: NARUTO CAKE!
Sister: Yeah, that should be easy.
Ant: OR A SASUKE CAKE!!!
Sister: Naruto would be easier.
Ant: OR AN OROCHIMARU CAKE!!!
Sister: I am not making a snake pedophile cake!

LOL, I love Orochimaru!

Also, does anyone know when the next chapter of Ouran comes out? I read that it was the 23rd but it's not up anywhere. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!

Comments

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, IT IS TOTALLY A CONSPIRACY ANYWAY, EVEN IF THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!!

Well, he's kind of a pedophile, but I think he's doing it TO BRING THE PEOPLE TOGETHER!! BECAUSE HE'S A HUMANITARIAN LIKE THAT!!! Or something. XP

OMG LOOK AT ALL THE CUPCAKE ICONS!!! THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! The clown one is a little freaky though!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!

LOL Orochimaru IS a humanitarian. His saliva's an aphrodisiac! SO EVERYONE LOVES EACH OTHER. (wtf am I smoking??? XDDDD)

The clown one is creepy now that you say that...

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

LOL Orochimaru IS a humanitarian. His saliva's an aphrodisiac!

THIS IS MAKING ME THINK VERY WRONG THINGS. I BLAME YOU FOR THAT. D:

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

IT'S SCARY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! I think my housemate now thinks I'm insane because I AM SITTING IN MY ROOM CACKLING MADLY TO MYSELF!!! OROCHIMARU'S SALIVA IS AN APHRODISIAC!!! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!! He is traveling the world with his freakishly long tongue, LICKING PEOPLE FOR LOVE!! HE SHOULD JOIN THE U.N.!!

Oh, my brain is broken!!

Clowns, in general, are freaky!! (But not as freaky as Orochimaru! OMG IMAGINE OROCHIMARU DRESSED UP AS A CLOWN!!!)

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

OMG NOW I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. HE LICKS EVERYONE WITH HIS TONGUE OMG THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO WRONG. I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP. OMG and why why is my mind so on crack right now!!!! BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT THAT OROCHIMARU PUTS HIS SALIVA IN ALL THOSE CUPCAKES gahhhhhhh OMG OROCHIMARU DRESSES UP AS A CLOWN TO PASS OUT CUPCAKES WITH SALIVA INGREDIENTS IN THEM.

*BRAIN IS DEAD*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMFG YOU JUST KILLED ME!!! I AM NOW DEAD!

SALIVA IN THE CUPCAKES!! CLOWN!OROCHIMARU! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY BRAIN TO HANDLE!!!

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING VERY FUNNY IN REPLY BUT I AM TOO DEAD TO THINK OF ANYTHING!!!

Kabuto and Sasuke would be his assistants and they would do balloon animals and OMG ALSO BE DRESSED UP AS CLOWNS AND DRIVE AROUND IN ONE OF THOSE CLOWN CARS TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM HOW THE CUPCAKES MAKE THEM FEEL SORT OF STRANGE!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

*REVIVES* hahaha clown!Orochimaru! Just imagine him with the face paint and the red around his mouth and OHHH HIS HAIR WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO HIS HAIR? OROCHIMARU WITH AN WIG? And the purple belt/bow thingy would become an endless supply of long hot-dog-like balloons that Kabuto and Sasuke can make into little animals! and XDDD Sasuke can juggle his eyes! XD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS SO TERRIFYING!!! (And if I had any photoshop skillz at all, I would totally make it into an hilarious yet terrifying icon!)

The thought of Kabuto and Sasuke making balloon-dogs out of Oro's big gay purple bow IS MAYBE THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER!!! AND SASUKE JUGGLING HIS EYES OMG! He should totally sneak into where Itachi keeps his secret store of eyes-in-jars and steal them for his routine!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sasuke should! Or he can juggle his articles of clothing, only it would be unseemly for the little kiddies. XP

A clown!Orochimaru icon WOULD be terrifying, omg.

OMG. Do you know about Schoolhouse Rock? It's a little kiddie knowledge-learning series that's basically a bunch of songs, and there's a song on grammar that goes, "Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here..." AND NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT ITACHI HAVING A STORE THAT SELLS EYEBALLS. "'TACHI 'TACHI 'TACHI GET YOUR EYEBALLS HERE, 'TACHI 'TACHI 'TACHI GOT SOME EYEBALLS HERE, COME ON DOWN TO 'TACHI'S, GET THE EYEBALLS HERE--YOU'RE GOING TO NEED, IF YOU SEE OR SCREAM, OR EVEN FREAK ABOUT IT."

Listen to the song. Now imagine Itachi singing that way.

XDDDDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I think the WHOLE THING would be unseemly for little kiddies! But after the cupcakes, they probably won't mind!

One day when I'm feeling skillful, I will MAKE AN ORO-CLOWN ICON AND IT WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

OMG, ITACHI SINGING THAT SONG!!! ROFL!!!