Naruto chapter 389 and Shippuuden

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Ninjutsu! Yay, go Sasuke!

Oooh, he's using Kage Bunshin Shuriken like that time with Naruto against Zabuza. And they didn't even have a flashback to it, that's awesome!

OMG, is a shuriken actually going to hit for once??? LOL, no, Itachi is way too awesome. OOH BUT SASUKE HAS STRINGS!

OMG, did he actually get Itachi?

ROFL, Zetsu does not compute why Itachi = not awesome. Clearly, Itachi is just distracted by how pretty Sasucakes is looking.

Don't say 'it looks like there is a clear winner', Zetsu! That's basically Itachi's cue to start being more awesome.

LOL, Sasucakes, you look like a pufferfish when you're doing your Katon. Itachi is obviously going to be more awesome now, because you look more silly than distractingly pretty.

OMG, ITACHI, STOP SUCKING! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!!! Man, now Sasuke's going to Chidori you, GROW SOME NADS, ITACHI, COME ON!!!

ROFL, Itachi is perplexed by Sasuke's crazy face. NOW YOU KNOW HOW THE REST OF US FEEL, ITACHI! Sasuke's crazy face isn't nearly as LOLful disturbing as yours!!

Oooh, curse seal! Ooh, lots of fireballs!

ITACHI IS CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD! AND HIS EYES DON'T LOOK SO PRETTY!!! That is maybe the most disturbing thing of all.

Hmmm, this chapter is disappointing with its lack of lolz.






Yams: I talk way too much about stuff you already know. Also, Kyuubi = bad.
Naruto: I knew that.
Sakura: I have Sai's girly diary!! Hey, it's totally full of NaruSasu porn!!!
Sai: Kabuto and Orochimaru are acting freakishly domestic! I might write porn about it. OH NOES, I HAVE LOST MY PORN DIARY!!!
Kabuto: I need a new young boy.
Orochimaru: You can't have one of mine!
Sai: Woes, I should be taking notes, but I can't because my porn diary is missing.
Sakura: This is some damn fine porn! Maybe Sai's not so bad after all. HEY, EVERYONE! COME READ THE PORN!
Naruto: YAY, PORN!
Orochimaru: Don't worry about your lost porn diary, Sai. I have a WHOLE CAVE FULL OF PORN!!!
Sasuke: I AM THE PORN!!!!

Sakura: Sasuke is awesome! He and Naruto are in love! PORN!






Naruto: SASUKE! WHEEEE!!!
Orochimaru: Hey, Sasuke! Stop being a pissy little bitch! I brought you back one of those porn-nins!
Sasuke: I SAID I WANTED CUPCAKES!!!
Sai: I write NaruSasu porn!
Sasuke: ...with cupcakes?
Sai: No.
Sasuke: THEN I WILL SHARINGAN YOU TIL YOU CRY, BITCH! Also because your outfit is stupid.
Sai: Says the gay pirate.
Sakura: I get a strong porn vibration from these rocks.
Naruto: And I get a strong cupcake vibration. LET'S GO!!
Yams: First, let's take these dubious pill-seed things that I will go to great lengths to explain so that it doesn't seem dodgy that I'm giving young kids strange substances.
Naruto & Sakura: OKAY!
Sakura: PORN!
Naruto: I have a whole bag full of cupcakes in my pocket. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!
Sai: Hey, Kabuto, I want to read ALL the porn in this cave.
Kabuto: The only porn here is Sasuke. And he doesn't like you.
Sai: Hey, Kabuto, why are you leading me into a remote and empty bedroom?
Kabuto: Because I'm creepy.
Team Kakashi: No wall can keep us from the CAVE OF PORN!!
Sai: Luckily, I thought ahead and brought my secret scroll porn!

Sakura: Sasuke is a bit gay for Itachi too.