naruto chapter 388

[antpower]

Oh, look at the cute brother picture!!! Look at adorable little Sasuke!

SASUKE'S EYE IS PLUCKED OUT OMG! This is totally genjustu, right? Holy crap, is it just me, or is the way Itachi is holding Sasuke against that wall TOTALLY FREAKING HOT???

WTF is Itachi planning to do with the eye anyway?

Who is laughing? It is Itachi? Is it Sasuke because Itachi didn't really get his eye??? Sasuke's empty eye socket is kind of cool.

Dude, though seriously, did he really take the eye? I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST TRICKING!!!

OOOH CURSE SEAL!!! YAY, GO SASUKE!!!

YEAH BRING OUT THAT CRAZY WING THING! Don't go purple and transvestitey though, because that's not so pretty. (Or maybe too pretty, disturbing, anyway.)

OMG WHY IS ITACHI BRINGING ALONG A JAR FOR THE EYE SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY TO ME??? Is it the mental image of Itachi going to Tupperware parties? Quite possibly. Possibly also the 'blurp' sfx.

LOOK OUT, HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!

DON'T LET HIM TAKE YOUR OTHER EYE OMG!!! HURRY UP AND GROW A PAIR, SASUKE!!! AND I DON'T MEAN A PAIR OF EYES, THOUGH CLEARLY YOU WILL NEED THEM TOO IN A MINUTE!!

YES, SUPER-PURPLE-GIRLY-CURSE SEAL TWO, ACTIVATE!

WTF, Sharingan, you're confusing me! IS HE TAKING THE EYES OR NOT???

YAY, SASUKE HAS BOTH HIS PRETTY, PRETTY EYES!!! This is very happy making!

Where did Itachi go?

OMG YOU CAN'T LET ZETSU EAT SASUKE!

WHY IS ITACHI CLUTCHING HIS EYE? OMG!

Sasuke is smiling. That's a little cute frightening.

So, because Sasuke can dodge Itachi's Awesome Sharingan Powers, that means he's stronger than Itachi??? Does that mean HE CAN WIN???

Sasuke looks really chubby on page 16. No wonder Zetsu wants him for snacky-cakes.

LOL, Itachi, YOUR COMEBACK IS TOTALLY LAME!!! 'I say the same thing back to you', surely he could've thought of something better. Something with puns!

WTF IS THIS AMATERASU? How many techniques can one eye hold????

So, in conclusion: Sasuke is still pretty and two-eyed, Zetsu wants Sascakes and Itachi will probably never stop being awesome.




I really need sleep. Badly.

Comments

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

LOLOL I FOUND THE EYE-JAR INSANELY HILARIOUS TOO! It's like one of those collector's jars, you know, I wonder if Itachi has an entire shelf full of eyes at home. I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST HIM.

Zetsu eats cupcakes! Run awayyyy Sasuke!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

and BTW. You stayed up till 5.30 for this? DID YOU HAVE WEIRD DREAMS WITH LOTS OF EYE-STEALING, BECAUSE I DID AND I DIDN'T EVEN READ THE CHAPTER.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, well I was reading Death Note fic, so it wasn't like I stayed up on purpose!

I don't remember what I dreamed about, though I have a feeling it was some sort of Naruto/Death Note crossover dream. WHOSE EYES GOT STOLEN IN YOUR DREAM OMG!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW, they are random people I must have DREAMED UP OR SOMETHING. At least it isn't anyone I know in real life.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL, you do realise this most likely means that ITACHI IS TAKING OVER YOUR BRAIN!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

!!! OH NO WHAT DO I DO! I won't be able to beat his genjutsu, I'm not as powerful as Sasuke!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN TOTALLY BEAT HIM! Just offer to go shopping with him!!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL, I BET HE DOES! He'd be like 'hmmm, what coloured eyes do I feel like wearing today?' like normal people look through their closets for clothes :P

NOBODY CAN RESIST THE SASUKE CUPCAKE!!! IT IS TOO DELICIOUS!!!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

ROFL that is so horrifyingly hilarious, I can just imagine it! Itachi'd be like looking at his whole shelf full of eyes and being all, "I think I'll use the green eyes today, they match my shirt!!" *DIES*

I KNOW, RIGHT!! EVEN ZETSU, WHO HATES HOT DOGS CAN'T RESIST THE WONDERFULNESS OF THE SASUCUPCAKE!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL, YES! Exactly. Itachi is so much awesome. He probably even has a handy eye-popping device to easily remove and replace his eyeballs!!!!

DAMN SKIPPY!!! EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE VEGANS WHO DON'T EAT SUGAR CAN'T RESIST THE SASUCAKES!!! HE IS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!! WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

EYE-POPPING DEVICE SOUNDS PAINFUL OMG. But I suppose to Itachi, the pain is simply the price you have to pay to be ~FASHIONABLE~! NOBODY EVER SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY!!

OMG TOTALLY, THE SASUCAKES ARE THE #1 DIET WRECKER BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO DAMN IRRESISTABLE!!! And it DEFINITELY has sprinkles! Rainbow ones! And frosting!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes, Itachi doesn't mind suffering for his beauty. He's such a martyr.

THE CALORIES OF THE SASUCAKES WOULD BE TOTALLY WORTH IT!! Rainbow sprinkles and chocolate frosting, yum! And you know he totally has a gooey centre.

Okay, that last bit sounded a bit wrong.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Yes it did, but um. HE TOTALLY DOES. XDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!!