my predictions for book 7
Jul. 18th, 2007 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
antpowerLike everyone else on the internets, I fear for the spoilers and so I am running away. (Also, if I don't stop faffing around I am never going to get my rereads done.) Course, just in case I am right and need proof of my awesomeness next week when everybody is all OMG I NEVER EXPECTED GILDEROY LOCKHART TO BE A HORCRUX AND VOLDEMORT'S SECRET LOVE BUNNY, I figure I should get a few things down while I still can.
1. Obviously I agree with all the usual stuff: Neville will defeat Bellatrix, Lupin will defeat Wormtail and probably also that scary werewolf guy, Wormtail will save Harry at some point, Percy will probably die in some redeeming heroic act, Mundungus nicked one of the Horcruxes or something otherwise important from Grimmauld Place, they'll have to go back to Godric's Hollow, all of that stuff that everybody knows needs to be sorted out, I am on board with it. Also, the veil thingie needs to be explained and other stuff with the DoM also.
2. Somebody close to Harry who seems trusty will betray him. I am tipping either Hagrid (on account of he's kind of dumb) or Dobby (on account of he's kind of dumb too and used to work for the Malfoys).
3. I still think Harry is a Horcrux but I don't think he will die, I just think maybe he'll become Squibified or something. And he will marry Ginny but possibly pine for his lost love, Ron.
4. Snape will be revealed to be quite literally made of awesome, and his awesome will save the world. James and Sirius will return from the dead just to apologise for being mean to him and then there will be a big feasty party in Snape's honour.And Remus and Undead!Sirius will have loads of very hot mansex all over the place
5. Nothing bad will happen to Ron Weasley ever. He will help Harry defeat evil by being very brave and awesome, while remaining absolutely unharmed and then they will raise a statue of him right in the middle of Diagon Alley and Ron will retire to a happy life of pies and broomsticks. He will DEFINITELY not die to save Harry, as Harry will not need him to. Nor will he be disfigured, maimed, injured or otherwise hurt. Because nothing bad is going to happen to Ron Weasley. Ever. Despite all the horrible foreshadowing in the other books.
6. I think everybody who ever got the Dementor's Kiss will rise up as zombie-like creatures who are controlled by Voldie and eat brains. Just because it would be awesome and then David Tennant could return for the DH movie. He would make a very sexy zombie.
7. I think they're going to have to go to Durmstrang and visit Krum. Because why else would you begin a story thread like that and have nothing come of it?
8. Obviously McGonagall is going to hook up with Oliver Wood. There is no greater love than that of an ex-Quidditch captain for his ex-Head of House.
9. Draco will marry Blaise Zabini and settle down in Hogsmeade, where they will open a stylish robes store.
10. Nothing bad is going to happen to Remus either.
I think that's all I've got. Have I missed anything? What does everybody else think???
1. Obviously I agree with all the usual stuff: Neville will defeat Bellatrix, Lupin will defeat Wormtail and probably also that scary werewolf guy, Wormtail will save Harry at some point, Percy will probably die in some redeeming heroic act, Mundungus nicked one of the Horcruxes or something otherwise important from Grimmauld Place, they'll have to go back to Godric's Hollow, all of that stuff that everybody knows needs to be sorted out, I am on board with it. Also, the veil thingie needs to be explained and other stuff with the DoM also.
2. Somebody close to Harry who seems trusty will betray him. I am tipping either Hagrid (on account of he's kind of dumb) or Dobby (on account of he's kind of dumb too and used to work for the Malfoys).
3. I still think Harry is a Horcrux but I don't think he will die, I just think maybe he'll become Squibified or something. And he will marry Ginny but possibly pine for his lost love, Ron.
4. Snape will be revealed to be quite literally made of awesome, and his awesome will save the world. James and Sirius will return from the dead just to apologise for being mean to him and then there will be a big feasty party in Snape's honour.
5. Nothing bad will happen to Ron Weasley ever. He will help Harry defeat evil by being very brave and awesome, while remaining absolutely unharmed and then they will raise a statue of him right in the middle of Diagon Alley and Ron will retire to a happy life of pies and broomsticks. He will DEFINITELY not die to save Harry, as Harry will not need him to. Nor will he be disfigured, maimed, injured or otherwise hurt. Because nothing bad is going to happen to Ron Weasley. Ever. Despite all the horrible foreshadowing in the other books.
6. I think everybody who ever got the Dementor's Kiss will rise up as zombie-like creatures who are controlled by Voldie and eat brains. Just because it would be awesome and then David Tennant could return for the DH movie. He would make a very sexy zombie.
7. I think they're going to have to go to Durmstrang and visit Krum. Because why else would you begin a story thread like that and have nothing come of it?
8. Obviously McGonagall is going to hook up with Oliver Wood. There is no greater love than that of an ex-Quidditch captain for his ex-Head of House.
9. Draco will marry Blaise Zabini and settle down in Hogsmeade, where they will open a stylish robes store.
10. Nothing bad is going to happen to Remus either.
I think that's all I've got. Have I missed anything? What does everybody else think???
