Also, Jared would never bang Chad because Chad is not...bangable? But Jensen really, really is. BUT Jared would never tell Chad that because Chad is a douche, but he is a sensitive douche and he would probably cry and throw an ash try at Jared's head, or something. And Jensen would be really low-maintenance, because that's what guys like, and he's a guy, so he knows guys like low-maintenance, but Chad is kind of a girl, so he doesn't know. And Jared would love that Jensen is low-maintenance, but he would also kinda wish Jensen would call him half as often as Chad does, becuase Jensen never calls and Chad never doesn't. And Jared would tell Chad about Nutclopse and Jensen would tease Chad about it for ever and ever. And I'm really rambling, now. But it's fun. *BEAMS and uses 'Chad is Better Than ALL OF YOU' icon*
And really Jensen would want to call all the time but he doesn't want to seem... well, like a douche. And Jared would be like 'if only there was a way to merge Chad and Jensen into the SAME PERSON this would be much easier' bu also he kind of doesn't get that either of them want him anyway, because he's so dorkily clueless. And then Jared would angst about it and so would Jensen and so would Chad and they'd probably all end up getting drunk and THAT NEVER ENDS WELL! except it would probably end in well, porn
RIGHT becuase secretly, Jensen is a little girly for Jared. And Jared totally wants Jensen (but not Chad because he and Chad are besties, but Chad wants Jared even though he doesn't fully realize he wants Jared, he just thinks Jared is hot and he's all like, "Jared is my hetero life partner!") but Jared doesn't realize Jensen wants him becuase, like you said, CLUELESS. Even though Jensen stares at him adoringly all the time and touches him constantly and calls him 'Big Jared' and stuff. AND THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GET DRUNK. And then Chad would be all, spilling beer everywhere and confess his Big Gay Love for Jared and Jared would be shell-shocked and Jensen would be a very quiet drunk and he'd be all sullen and morose becuase Chad is confessing his love and Jensen refuses to look at Jared because he thinks now Jared and Chad will hook up, but really Jared keeps looking at Jensen because he looooves Jensen but Jensen is just staring into his beer and pouting.
You should totally get some. I made...some. Somewhere. And frayen found some good ones...I should check her userinfo to see where she got them.
OMG I TOTALLY HAVE TO WRITE THAT!! THAT WOULD BE THE BEST FIC EVER!!!
Poor sad-drunk!Jensen! And then Chad would totally go throw up and pass out and there would be a GIANT BALL OF MANGSTY SEXUAL TENSION left in the room between Jared and Jensen, and Jensen would be like, I should go and leave you guys to it, and Jared wouldn't want him to leave but he OMG WOULDN'T HAVE THE WORDS TO TELL HIM TO STAY!!!
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Date: 2007-02-08 03:34 am (UTC)Also, Jared would never bang Chad because Chad is not...bangable? But Jensen really, really is. BUT Jared would never tell Chad that because Chad is a douche, but he is a sensitive douche and he would probably cry and throw an ash try at Jared's head, or something. And Jensen would be really low-maintenance, because that's what guys like, and he's a guy, so he knows guys like low-maintenance, but Chad is kind of a girl, so he doesn't know. And Jared would love that Jensen is low-maintenance, but he would also kinda wish Jensen would call him half as often as Chad does, becuase Jensen never calls and Chad never doesn't. And Jared would tell Chad about Nutclopse and Jensen would tease Chad about it for ever and ever. And I'm really rambling, now. But it's fun. *BEAMS and uses 'Chad is Better Than ALL OF YOU' icon*
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Date: 2007-02-08 05:01 am (UTC)And really Jensen would want to call all the time but he doesn't want to seem... well, like a douche. And Jared would be like 'if only there was a way to merge Chad and Jensen into the SAME PERSON this would be much easier' bu also he kind of doesn't get that either of them want him anyway, because he's so dorkily clueless. And then Jared would angst about it and so would Jensen and so would Chad and they'd probably all end up getting drunk and THAT NEVER ENDS WELL!
except it would probably end in well, pornI don't have any Chad icons to use!!!
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Date: 2007-02-08 05:10 am (UTC)And Jared totally wants Jensen (but not Chad because he and Chad are besties, but Chad wants Jared even though he doesn't fully realize he wants Jared, he just thinks Jared is hot and he's all like, "Jared is my hetero life partner!") but Jared doesn't realize Jensen wants him becuase, like you said, CLUELESS. Even though Jensen stares at him adoringly all the time and touches him constantly and calls him 'Big Jared' and stuff.
AND THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GET DRUNK. And then Chad would be all, spilling beer everywhere and confess his Big Gay Love for Jared and Jared would be shell-shocked and Jensen would be a very quiet drunk and he'd be all sullen and morose becuase Chad is confessing his love and Jensen refuses to look at Jared because he thinks now Jared and Chad will hook up, but really Jared keeps looking at Jensen because he looooves Jensen but Jensen is just staring into his beer and pouting.
You should totally get some. I made...some. Somewhere. And
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Date: 2007-02-08 05:32 am (UTC)Poor sad-drunk!Jensen! And then Chad would totally go throw up and pass out and there would be a GIANT BALL OF MANGSTY SEXUAL TENSION left in the room between Jared and Jensen, and Jensen would be like, I should go and leave you guys to it, and Jared wouldn't want him to leave but he OMG WOULDN'T HAVE THE WORDS TO TELL HIM TO STAY!!!
*goes on icon hunt*