prison break and clown sex and my sister is very wrong

[antpower]

My sister and I have spent the last few days mainlining Prison Break, because she hadn't watched it before and wanted to be caught up after hiatus, and we think that maybe all that adreneline packed into such a short space maybe broke her brain. That's our excuse anyway...

We were talking about writing Wincest porn, at least that's how it started.


Sister: If I wrote Wincest porn it would be really dirty.
Ant: Okay.
Sister: I think Dean would like to watch Sam on the toilet.
Sister: He would do little dances for Sam. While Sam was on the toilet.
Ant: OMG, that is so wrong. ROFL.
Sister: And Dean would tie Sam to the bed and dress up as a clown to have sex with him.
Ant: *has died*
Sister: Sam's screams would be one part horror, one part pleasure.


Sister: I worry about what's going to happen in season 3 of Prison Break...
Time: *is later*
Sister: I have worked out what will happen. Michael Scofield will come up with an elaborate plan to sneak into the Big Day Out.
Ant: Right.
Sister: Because the Insane Clown Posse are banned and he needs to get them in, to right the wrong of their banning.
Ant: Are they really banned?
Sister: No, I made that bit up.
Sister: Michael Scofield will disguise himself as a caterer and dress the Insane Clown Posse as the guys from Tool. It will be foolproof.
Ant: Sam Winchester would hate that plan.


Sister: Lincoln Burrows has no character arc.
Ant: It's because he's an angry rhino.
Sister: He is a damsel in distress. Like Princess Peach!
Ant: Or Zelda!
Sister: Yes! He is not Link, he is ZELDA!


Sister: They should've called LJ Burrows 'Little Lincoln' so he could be LL.
Ant: *brain has melted*
Sister: OMG, LL Cool J! I am calling him that from now on.
Sister: I worry about the fate of LL Cool J Burrows.


And then both our brains exploded.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snort*

You guys are quite insane. I like that.

[sandy-phoenix.livejournal.com]

You really are nutso now, aren't you?

Also, does this mean you are on? *looks hopeful*

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

I want a sister like that. ♥

Also, yes, marathoning PB does break your brain, I'm currently experiencing that first hand. :D (Though personally I believe it's not just the adrenaline, but also the insane hotness of Michael and Sara.)

[paz-.livejournal.com]

Your sister is clearly very awesome. Insane, but awesome.

Clown!Dean attempting to have sex with Sam is priceless. Much like Michael coming up with plans to sneak into a music festival. *g*

*dies from all the Supernatural and Prison Break references*

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

ho'kay...