this is the sort of day i'm having...

[antpower]

so, my sister's been having these headaches lately whenever she does stuff, and we all just thought it was dehydration or her being a whinger or something, but nooooo, it's a frigging aneurysm. An ANEURYSM. And the idiot thinks it's funny because it's the name of a Nirvana song.

one of my fish is developing a funny black spot on its back. does anyone know anything about goldfish? what does this mean? i know next to nothing about fish care, do i need to take it to the fish doctor?

and to top everything off, i just went to make a salad sandwich and my salad has gone all fuzzy in the air-tight container. wtf, salad? wtf? you are supposed to be crispy delicious fresh.

everything is stupid.