football makes me sick

[antpower]

So, tonight while watching the football, I had the awesome idea that for every goal my team kicked, I would eat an easter egg. It was an ingenius plan to help me moderate my chocolate intake, as my mother had bought me a whopping great bag of eggs and if I didn't have a dandy chocolate-eating system in place, I would just piggy the whole lot.

My team kicked 19 goals.

I think I may be ill.