Fricking sonofabitching SPIDERS

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So, I've never really been scared of spiders. I don't squish them when they live in my room, and I don't even really take down their webs, on account of I don't think it's right to destroy their homes when they've gone to so much effort to build them, and I don't know if any of you remember my quandry when Big Old Seven-Legged Huntsman was sleeping above my head. I ended up staying on the couch.

So just now I was happily propped up in my nice cosy bed, playing with my ibook and waiting for my download to finish before sleepy times when this FUCKING HUGE HUNTSMAN CRAWLED ACROSS MY SCREEN OMGZ!! It was IN MY BED!!! It wasn't Old Seven Legs, because he and I had an understanding. I think it is Spawn of Seven Legs, that hid on my desk one time when it was just a baby spider and got a mite twitchy when I tried to shoo it away and launched itself at me.

So anyway, I jumped up and it hid inside my ibook for a little bit, and then I shooed it away and it tried to hide on the end of my bed, only I wasn't getting back in bed with that thing in there, so I tried to kind of flick it off the bed and onto a wall-type position. Only then it crawled away really really fast and I didn't see where it went.

I've stripped the bed and looked all around and I can't see it, and I keep feeling like it's crawling on me and there is no way I am going to be able to sleep now with freaky old Spawn of Seven Legs lurking about somewhere.

I think it's time these spiders learned who was boss around these here parts.

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My mother is going to come and do her black magic spider voodoo and get rid of them all for me.

I still feel like they're crawling on me!!