i lose at lj.

I just read through to skip 300 on my flist and realised I hadn't got around to posting a single comment on anyone's posts, so I gave up.

I am totally wiped from my Chronic Fatigue Thinger (which is it's official name). It's really good, I think by the end of it I will be feeling much better. There are 5 other people doing it too and they're all really nice. I didn't realise how good it would be to meet people who know how I feel. But it's a bit like Boot Camp for the Very Sleepy, so I am not good for much this weekend. I need to type up chapter 3 of my novel and stuff but after that I think I will just go to bed with my laptop and read a whole bunch of Big Bang fic.

In other news, I'd bet my fluffy slippers that those season 3 spoilers are a load of baloney, but hereon out I am avoid anything spoilery related at all.

The last few days I have been listening to the Doctor Who audiobooks read by David Tennant. I am going to upload them later, if anyone wants them.

I need coffee now.

Also? I am a genius.

I have figured out what will be the big twist at the end of HP&tDH!!!

JAMES POTTER IS ACTUALLY THE GIANT SQUID!

Laugh you may, but just hear me out.

See, maybe James wasn't really killed that fateful night but went into hiding and used Severus Snape (a most unlikely ally) as his secret keeper. Because we all know there's something going on between Snape and old Squidly, you can't deny it. It's the thinking man's OTP.

Anyway, so what obviously happened is that James, being the Transfiggy genius that he is, turned into the squid and has been hanging out in the lake ever since, so that he can stay close to Hogwarts and keep an eye on things. Only he wanted to change back to Man!James but needed Snape to de-secretify him in order to do so, but Snape has grown so attached to Squid!James that he can't do it, he can't risk losing the squid he loves in case Man!James is still a bit of a prick.

However at the last possible moment, when all hope seems lost, Squid!James will look at Sev with his big fishy eyes and Sev's heart will melt and let him turn back into a man and he will tip Harry off with some sort of fatherly advice or something and Harry will have all the gonads he then needs to defeat Voldie!

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!

omg somebody stop me spamming already!

but omg reel_spn!! Greatest idea ever!! I am totally signing up as soon as I decide which movie I want. I can't pick between Labyrinth or Princess Bride. Or The Breakfast Club. Or My Fair Lady. And I hope somebody picks Velvet Goldmine, because I'd suck at writing that myself but I want to read it. And I want to read a nice J2 'Gone With the Wind' fic too. And how awesome would Winchester 'Fight Club' be?

Everybody on the whole internets should sign up for this so I can spend the rest of my life reading awesome fic and ever have to do anything constructive ever again.


I think maybe Princess Bride. Buttercup!Sam is just too appealing an idea to pass up. But then Jareth!Jared, with the tights and the codpiece!

Somebody go and pick one of them so my mind is made up for me!!! reel_spn Seriously, is this the best fandom ever or what???

ETA: I am doing Princess Bride. Yays! Go me!!!