naruto chapter 397

[antpower]

OMG, is the truth about Itachi going to be that he was secretly in love with sequined jumpsuits Sasuke, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNEW THAT ALREADY, TOBITODARA!!! Also, we all know that you're only kidnapped Sasuke because he looks like your little brother, and it's like an Uchiha family thing!!

OMFG IS SASUKE CRYING BLOOD??? LIKE THE EMOEST EMO IN ALL OF EMOLAND!!! BECAUSE HE'S DEVELOPED THE MANGEKYOU!!! YOWSERS!!! DOES THAT MEAN THAT ITACHI REALLY IS DEAD??? OR WOULD IT DEVELOP ANYWAY IF SASUKE JUST THOUGHT HE'D KILLED HIS MOST PRECIOUS PERSON?

What do you mean "impossible", Tobitodara? WTF did you think would happen??? LOL, SASUKE IS SETTING YOU ON FIRE WITH HIS HOTNESS!! LOL, it kind of looks like a giant squid is attacking Tobitodara's head!!!

Sometimes I get confused with things... like I thought the dish-shaped thing on the ground was a contact lens first (because THE SCALES HAVE DROPPED FROM SASUKE'S EYES!!!), and Tobitodara was just a FAKER! But then I realised it was his Tobi mask. At least, I think that's what it is. Yeah.

Random screaming... Tobitodara melts into the shadows... Sasuke clutches his eyes while trying to think up lines for his emo poems. He's all like "AAH, NOTHING RHYMES WITH VENGEANCE!"

LOL, AND FROM THE SHADOWS TOBITODARA IS LIKE "OMG YOUR POETRY SUCKS!!! CLEARLY ITACHI PLANNED TO BE DEFEATED AND SEND YOU HERE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT I HATE EMO POEMS MORE THAN ANYTHING!! OR MAYBE HE JUST ASSUMED THAT I'D READ THEM ON YOUR LIVE JOURNAL AND THE THREAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU, BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT I ALWAYS SKIP PEOPLE'S LJ CUTS!!! OMG MY EARS ARE BURNING FROM THE POEMS!!!"

Sasuke is like "I am way too stoned to deal with you right now. Let me get back to my writing!" Seriously, how stoned does he look!!

LOL, Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!

Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.

Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.

Ant: If this turns out that Itachi did all that to protect Sasuke, I'm going to fly to Japan and poke Kishi in the forehead myself!!

OMFG!!! OMG, LIKE ONE PAGE BEFORE HE SAYS IT AND I PICKED IT!! OMG, MY ENTIRE IMAGE OF ITACHI IS NOW RUINED!! HE WAS DOING IT FOR THE AWESOME FASHION, I TELL YOU!!! FOR THE FASHION!!!

Kishi: *is poked*

Sasuke: WTF, I know I'm stoned but I think you just said that FAIL rhymes with ITACHI'S ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC!! BECAUSE IT JUST FELL DOWN IN A BIG FLOPPY HEAP!

Tobitodara: Don't freak out just because you were pedoed on by Orochimaru. It happened to the best of us.

Sasuke: You're like 1000 years older than him! Also, that's SO NOT THE POINT!! GO AWAY AND STOP DISTURBING MY POEMS!!!

Tobitodara: YOU SAY THAT NOW, BUT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY MAY SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU, AND WILL SURELY FUEL YOUR EMO POEMS FOR THE NEXT BIZILLION YEARS!! ITACHI LIKED TO DRESS UP AS A FLUFFY BUNNY!! HE DID CHARITY WORK FOR SICK CHILDREN AND SPENT ALL HIS LIFE PAINTING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE POOR! ALSO, HE IS SANTA CLAUS!! AND POSSIBLY ALSO THE INVENTOR OF RAINBOWS!!!!

Sasuke: I am never smoking pot again. EVER!!

BUT SERIOUSLY!!! Okay, I'm not actually that annoyed by Itachi being a fluffy bunny... I don't think. I will need time to digest this.

MY MIND IS TOTALLY BLOWN!!!

Also, no chapter next week? That's like the most evil thing of all!!! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE KISHI KNOWS WE WILL NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM THE SHOCK!!! and write emo poems

Comments

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Omgomgomgomgomg LOOKS LIKE KISHI IS A BIG FAN OF SNAPE AFTER ALL! was all I thought. XDD

And Sasuke's infamous line is now, "Stop fucking with me or I'll kill you!" Seriously Sasuke, you're imagining things now, but I don't blame you since you DID actually kill Orochimaru... who knows what he did.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL YES!!! Though I was expecting it all along with Snape but never with Itachi!! It gives the crazy face a whole other meaning!!!

LOL!!! You can't really blame Sasuke for that, I mean you can just imagine the crazy stuff Oro got up to when they were home alone!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA YOU WERE DEFINITELY RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING -- THIS POST IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE READ SINCE THE PINFIC WHERE JIN FOLLOWED YAMAPI'S GIRLFRIEND CHECKLIST!!!

Oh come on, it's totally possible for Itachi to be in love with both sequined jumpsuits AND Sasuke! I mean, how can you only make him choose one?? That's just cruel! Sasuke is such an emo boy, seriously. AND OMG HE SO TOTALLY WRITES EMO POEMS! BAD EMO POEMS!! I thought that was a contact lens too, omg.

POOR SASUKE, NOBODY READS HIS POEMS!! HE IS SO MISUNDERSTOOD. At least Itachi reads his ItaSasu fics, though.

Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!
Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.
Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.

THIS CONVERSATION WINS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! And I bet you anything that's EXACTLY what happens in the next chapter!! Itachi's big secret is that he is actually... A POLEDANCER. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! AND YES, HE FEEDS BIRDS AND IS KIND TO ANIMALS!! HE IS SUCH A HUMANITARIAN!!

Why don't you like the ending?? I actually think fluffy bunny!Itachi would be kind of awesome. ONLY THAT HE INVENTED RAINBOWS? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MATSUJUN! I FEEL SO CHEATED NOW.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT PINFIC IS POSSIBLY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER READ!! SOMETIMES I LOVE JIN SO MUCH THAT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME!!! Even when it's only fic!Jin, because IT IS CONCEIVABLE THAT HE WOULD DO THESE THINGS!!!

LOL, you're right. I am cruel. Itachi deserves SASUKE WEARING A SEQUINED JUMPSUIT!!

SASUKE'S POEMS WOULD BE SO AWFUL!! AND I BET HE'D BE LIKE "IT'S JUST THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME. I AM SO MISUNDERSTOOD. BECAUSE I'M SO DEEP AND I FEEL THINGS DEEPLY." Actually, that's probably one of his poems. OH, SASUCAKES!!

YES, DEFINITELY A POLEDANCER!! THIS MAKES THE MOST SENSE! And he's not really dead, he's just dancing at some seedy club!! And Tobitodara is going to GIVE SASUKE A BUNCH OF DOLLAR BILLS AND SEND SASUKE THERE TO WATCH!!! This would be a happy ending!

I don't know, it just kind of broke my brain a little. I still don't know if I like it or not. I mean, I just loved evil-crazy!Itachi, you know? And I feel a bit like he's been taken away from me! Though I like it in that it gives Sasuke a whole new level of angst. I mean, I never believed that Itachi felt that coldly towards Sasuke, but to do stuff to save the village as well... I don't know.

MAYBE IT WAS A JOINT PROJECT!! LIKE THEY WERE SITTING AROUND ONE DAY AND IT WAS RAINING...

ITACHI: I like how the rain makes everything sparkle.
MATSUJUN: It is shiny like my shiny hair.
ITACHI: I think it needs more colour though.
MATSUJUN: WTF, MY HAIR IS PERFECT... oh you mean the rainy landscape. That's okay then. LET'S ADD SOME PRETTY REDS AND PURPLES AND ORANGES!
*colours shoot out of Matsujun's fingertips and into the sky*
ITACHI: AND YELLOWS AND BLUES AND GREENS!
*more colours from Itachi*
MATSUJUN: IT IS LIKE A WHOLE SPECTRUM OF COLOUR! XP
ITACHI: NOW LET'S MAKE YOUR BAND DANCE ON TOP OF IT!!

And that's how rainbows were invented!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

YES, IT WAS SO FUNNY! And I love how in-character it is. You know how sometimes in fics people tend to exaggerate all the characters' defining qualities, but in this case JIN REALLY ACTS THIS WAY!! HE WOULD DEFINITELY DO ALL THOSE THINGS! He's such a loveable moron. :D

OMG DEFINITELY! THAT WOULD KIND OF BE LIKE AN AWESOMELY PRETTY PRESENT FOR HIM TO UNWRAP!!

YES, SASUKE WOULD WRITE THE WORST POEMS EVER! HAHAHA DEFINITELY!! THAT IS SO ONE OF HIS POEMS! And the others all talk about crying tears of blood and DEATH and REVENGE and PAIN and DARKNESS and OH SASUKE.

Itachi looks just like a poledancer! Oh, yay for happy endings!! Maybe Tobitodara isn't going to be so bad after all!!

Yeah, actually I hate the ending. I liked Itachi as the cool mysterious badass, I hate how his character was warped in this arc (although the crazyface brought plenty of lulz). I do, however, love this entry!! Kishi should totally start taking ideas from you instead! Yes, I'm willing to believe that deep down Itachi secretly cared for Sasuke, but NOT that he's this misunderstood village-saving martyr! ITACHI IS NOT A MARTYR! EXCEPT A MARTYR FOR FASHION, OF COURSE!!

HAHAHAHA THAT IS SO MUCH WIN. Yes, I bet Itachi was the producer of that rainbow PV!! It makes so much sense!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, EXACTLY!!! I think Jin seems to be written better in Pin fics than in other sorts of fic. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THAT FIC WHERE HE WAS BEATING YAMAPI UP OUT OF JEALOUSY, BECAUSE THAT WAS JUST STUPID!

LOL AND I BET AFTER SASUKE DEFEATS PEOPLE IN A FIGHT AND THEY'RE LYING ON THE GROUND UNABLE TO MOVE, HIS READS HIS POEMS TO THEM!! BECAUSE THEY CAN'T RUN AWAY! AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE "OMG JUST KEEP HITTING ME INSTEAD PLEASE!"

Yes, maybe I should write Kishi a letter telling him what he should do in the manga!!! And I totally agree, I DON'T WANT ITACHI TO SUDDENLY BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON, I LOVED HIM THE WAY HE WAS! AND YES, HE IS ONLY A MARTYR FOR FASHION, DOES KISHI KNOW NOTHING!!

YES, IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!! In fact, it's maybe the only thing about that PV that does make sense!!! THE COLOURFUL ANIMATED BIRDS - WTF??? THE TINY CAR - WTF!! LOL, that's maybe my favourite PV ever!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

YEAH, WTF WAS UP WITH THAT??! DO THEY EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PIN AT ALL? And I agree, Jin is dumb and adorable, he's not the evil bitch some fic authors try to make him out to be! I hate it when people translate their personal biases into fic. DD:

HAHAHA YES DEFINITELY! Maybe he makes them choose between listening to his poems or being killed, so obviously they all choose the poems instead but once Sasuke starts with the poems they're all, "STOP STOP I CHANGED MY MIND!! I CHOOSE DEATH INSTEAD!!!"

I KNOW RIGHT, IF ITACHI KILLED THE CLAN BECAUSE THEY INSISTED ON BUYING LAST SEASON'S PRADA OR SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE TOTAL SENSE, BUT NOT FOR SASUKE'S GOOD AND KONOHA'S GOOD AND WHATNOT!! Like hello Kishi, you CREATED ITACHI, why is it you KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM AT ALL??!!!

HAHAHA, THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THAT PV THAT ISN'T AWESOME!!! KITTO DAIJOBU FTW!!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes, I mean just because Jin's dumb doesn't mean he's A BAD PERSON!!! Where are they getting this from? HIS DUMBNESS ACTUALLY ONLY MAKES HIM SEEM SWEETER!!!

LOL, YES EXACTLY!! They'd be thinking "how bad could the poems be? Surely not as bad as dying!" BUT THEN THEY'D LEARN THE HARD WAY!

MAYBE KISHI WILL SOON REVEAL THAT ITACHI ACTUALLY DID IT TO SAVE THEM FROM BAD FASHION!!! MAYBE THE UCHIHA CLAN WERE GOING TO QUIT NINJAING AND START MANUFACTURING SATIN FLORAL SHIRTS OR SOMETHING!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY! Jin's dumbness is what's the most endearing about him! And besides, I read this fic once where Jin was just using Yamapi to gain popularity among fans!! I mean like, HELLO. IT'S JIN! He'd never even THINK of an evil plan like that because it's TOO SMART!!!

AHAHA YES!! I can totally imagine these random guys writhing on the ground in agony and covering their ears as Sasuke reads out BAD EMO POEMS!! The mental image is hilarious!

OMG THAT IS DEFINITELY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!! FOR SERIOUS! I MEAN, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? And oh, Itachi, it's not like the shirts would be UNPOPULAR! I bet Matsujun would buy them all or something1!1

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES! Jin's plans are more like in that fic where he was planning to seduce Yamapi but then he left the list on the table!! FANDOM PEOPLE SHOULD STOP BEING MEAN TO JIN!!! THAT'S WHAT HE HAS SEMPAI'S FOR!!

Sasuke could probably take over the world with his emo poems!!!

LOL, MATSUJUN WOULD TOTALLY BUY THE UGLY UCHIHA SHIRTS!!! Seriously, where did we get the idea he was well-dressed from??? THE SPARKLY PINK PICTURE HAS TOTALLY RUINED MY IMAGE OF HIM!! HE NEEDS ITACHI TO SAVE HIM!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

Yeah, his plans are exactly like in that fic!! And the best part is he always thinks his plans are brilliant and he's incredibly smart and all but LOL, HE KIND OF ISN'T!

HAHA HE WOULD! I don't know, really, I think his real life fashion sense is kind of like Domyouji's, one minute he's really well dressed and it's awesome and then the next moment he's suddenly wearing this incredibly CRAZY outfit and you're all, WAIT, I THOUGHT WHAT???!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG, I LOVE JIN SO MUCH!!! HE IS LIKE EVERY SORT OF AWESOME THAT IS POSSIBLE!!!

LOL, yes!! Though I kind of want to believe that his own personal style is awesome and it's just when he has other people dressing him that he looks INCREDIBLY GAY AND RIDICULOUS!!!

[isolabela.livejournal.com]

I FREAKED OUT TOO. I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

I'm worried about it turning into ffn drivel, but I'm rather excited about Itachi possibly being a fluffy bunny. UNLESS MADARA IS FULL OF SHIT. And is just saying that to make Sasuke feel super bad and that makes it WAY EASIER to get in his pants. Not that it's difficult in the first place and all.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT! IT IS STILL MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!!

Yeah, I don't think you'd need to go that far to get into Sasuke's pants. You just need to be like "hey, pretty boy, I'm a very powerful ninja with some POWER IN MY PANTS! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE" and he wouldn't be able to resist!

[chaosakita.livejournal.com]

Before, I was so depressed about what happened to Itachi. He was my second favorite character because I thought that somehow, he'd be secretly "good".

And then the Itachi/Sasuke fight happened and I realized that optimism just bits you back in the butt.

But now, EVERYTHING IS OK AGAIN~~~

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I always thought that Itachi cared for Sasuke more than he admitted, and I'm fine with that, but doing it to protect the village and everything as well seems kind of... wrong to me. I don't know. I think I'm just going to have to wait and see how it goes before I make up my mind on whether I hate this plot twist or love it!!! XP

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

SPENT ALL HIS LIFE PAINTING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE POOR! And now we know why all the bad guys have painted fingernails. XD

I really, really hope Kishimoto is not going to turn Itachi into fluffy bunny. It sounds kind of cheap. And even if he didn't kill the Uchiha or did it for a good reason, he still isn't exactly nice.

Sasuke was totally stoned in this chapter.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's because Itachi is determined to make everything pretty and sparkly!

I totally agree. I don't want Itachi to be a suddenly good guy! He wouldn't be Itachi anymore if he was!

I know, right!!!

[saqqara13.livejournal.com]

LOL... even if Itachi *was* a good guy (which I've thought all along :D ), he's no fluffy bunny material either way... he's still insanely badass.

I LOVE this turn of events! I think it makes him a lot more interesting... I foresee many awesome flashbacks where Sasuke has to rethink all the things Itachi has said to him in the past :D

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yeah I guess I just feel a bit weird about it, like I don't know who Itachi is anymore!!! I think I'll feel better once everything is explained. Maybe.

And yes! The potential for Sasuke angst is going to be awesome!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL, Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!
Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.
Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.
LOLLL THAT IS SO MUCH WIN. And a giant squid attacking Tobitodara--*DIES OF LAUGHTER*

HAHAHAHAHAHA FLUFFY BUNNY ITACHI OMG XDDDDDD

WTF I LOVE YOUR COMMENTARY. It almost makes up for my complete o____O at what just happened, because that was some bombshell. XDDDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know, right!! I totally looks like a squid on his head!!

HOW CUTE WOULD ITACHI BE WEARING A BUNNY SUIT THOUGH!!!

It was a total bombshell, I'm still not really sure what to think about it. One minute I'm okay with it and then the next it blows my mind again!!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL OMG I TOTALLY JUST IMAGINED ITACHI WEARING A BUNNY SUIT LIKE SUZUMIYA HARUHI AND HAHAHAHA PLAYING THE GUITAR ON THE STAGE! NO, THE SITAR!!! HE'S PLAYING THE SITAR IN A BUNNY SUIT!

Yeah, same here. I can't believe the next chapter's in 2 weeks, it seems forever. :/

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IMAGE IS SO PERFECT!!! ROFL!!! How cute would it be, though!!! BUNNY-SITAR-PLAYING!ITACHI TOTALLY WINS EVERYTHING!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

And I don't know if you know the rhyme about little bunny foofoo, but: "Little bunny 'tachi, hopping in the forest, / playing on a si-tar, and torturing his bro!" XDD

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

ROFL, YES!!!

[lala-lia.livejournal.com]

*GOOD GRIEF*
In the end it totally had to be like that didn't it??
AAAHHhh !! Kishi!
I think Sasuke needs to smoke more pot. His emo poems will only get better!! And then maybe he'll be able to see the TRUTH behind it ALL.
Itachi-chi was only a fluffy little pink ballerina bunny who joined akatsuki to do a case study for his next glittery fashion profile. Let's all paint our nails black next season....*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! THIS IS VERY HARD FOR ME TO ACCEPT!!

LOL, pothead!Sasuke just amuses me so much for some reason!!! Maybe because I'm imagining him and Naruto like Beavis and Butthead, sitting around eating chips and watching TV!!!

YES! HE IS ONLY EVIL TO BE HELPFUL!! WHAT A GOOD GUY!!!

YES!! WE SHOULD ALL PAINT OUR NAILS BLACK IN MOURNING FOR ITACHI!! ONLY NOT REALLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD! We could paint them black in mourning for ITACHI'S EVILNESS THOUGH!!