More recaps!
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antpowerOkay, I'm onto season two, yays! Hoorah for the pretty David Tennant!
The Christmas Invasion
Doctor: *faints, but in a manly sort of way*
Rose: He looks so adorable in his jammies!
Christmas: *is evil*
Doctor: *foils evil!Christmas from his coma*
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: I heart the Doctor.
Stuff: *happens*
Doctor: *naps*
TARDIS: I will let the bad aliens know we’re here, just in the nick of time.
Rose and Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: *hugsies*
Ugly Alien Guy: OMG. We hate Rose!
Doctor: Cups of tea rox00rs!!!
Doctor: *rude and not ginger*
Doctor’s hand: *chopped off*
George Lucas: Hey!
Earth: *is saved by the Doctor, just for something new*
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: *explodes aliens*
Doctor: You big meanie, Harriet Jones, Prime Minister! I don’t want to be your friend anymore!
TARDIS: *has a nifty wardrobe*
Doctor: The new me is totally a snappy dresser.
Rose: I am worried that because the new Doctor is so terribly adorable and such a snappy dresser, he won’t love me anymore.
Doctor: I still love you, Rose Tyler!
Rose: Yays!!! Let’s go on more nifty time traveling adventures!
Ant’s Final Thoughts: PJs are not only comfortable bedwear but are also ideal attire for swordplay and the like. Christmas is a terrible time to try to invade the Earth, as people have roast dinners and other things they are willing to defend with their lives. The TARDIS is so smart it could even foil Veronica Mars.
Episode One
Doctor: I am so cool that I wear my Chuck Taylors with a pin-striped suit. Oh, and did I mention how terribly adorable I am? Because I really am.
Rose: New Earth rox00rs!!
Doctor: It surely does! But we won’t be going to see it, we’ll be going to the creepy hospital place instead.
Trampoline!Madame Hooch: I fricking hate Rose Tyler!!
Rose: Cat people are creepy.
Doctor: Disinfection rox00rs!
Face of Bo: The Doctor is my BFF!
Hooch!Rose: I have boobs!
Doctor: OMG, Rose has boobs!
Hooch!Rose: *snogs Doctor for no purpose whatsoever except it will look good on the promo*
Doctor: That totally isn’t Rose! She’s all smart and stuff.
Evil!Cat Nurse: *is evil*
Doctor: OMGZ, it’s the Matrix!
Freaky Diseased Clone People: We’re a little bit like zombies. Only we want hugs instead of brains.
Hooch!Doctor: Rose lurves me!
Doctor: *foils disease, with medicine omg*
Face of Bo: I think I will be a major plot point at a later date. *disappears*
Rose and the Doctor: We love each other!!!
Hooch!Clone Thinger: *ded*
Ant’s Final Thoughts: Cats make terrible nurses, on account of how they don’t have opposable thumbs and they shed everywhere. Rose has much better boobs when she’s possessed by someone else. Even clone people need love too, as the cat nurses would know if they’d ever seen The Island.
Episode Two
Evil Bald Monks: We just watched ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and now we are all ready to whup your Victorian asses!
Doctor: 1979 rox00rs!
Rose: The Doctor is very sexy with his Scottish accent.
Queen Vic: Hello!
Doctor: Rose is feral, lol.
Queen Vic: Well, that cutoff overalls-dress thinger is certainly doing her no favours.
Doctor: Strange things are afoot at the Torchwood Estate. And I don't just mean Rose's outfit.
Werewolf: Hey Rose, you’re a wolf thing too, we’re kind of like family!
Rose: I thought werewolves were supposed to be kind of sexy, like Oz or Professor Lupin.
Doctor: Werewolves rox00rs!!
Commonfolk: *eaten*
Mistletoe: *foils werewolves*
Wolf: Diamonds suck! *ded*
Queen Vic: You are totally exiled. So there!
Doctor: Yeah, well you’re a werewolf. So there!
Queen Vic: Torchwood, OMG!
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When building an anti-werewolf telescope thinger, one should always leave instructions in case one dies before it is finished, especially if one’s son is a bit of a numbskull. Demin overall skirt thingers don’t look good at any point in history. Everyone sounds sexier in Scottish.
Episode Three
Giles: I am evil and I eat children!
Doctor: I make an awesome substitute teacher!
Rose: OMG, chips!
Lunch ladies: It doesn’t take a genius to figure out we’re evil. We’re always evil.
Kids: School rox00rs!!!
Doctor: OMG, Sarah Jane Smith! You’re looking darn fine!
Sarah Jane Smith: I still heart the Doctor.
Rose: Okay, so this isn’t awkward at all.
Doctor: I totally don’t leave a string of heartbroken women in my wake. No, really I don’t.
No one: *believes him*
Giles: *is evil bat thinger*
K9: *is a tin dog*
Mickey: *is a tin dog*
Rose: *jealous fit*
Doctor: I am immortal and Rose isn’t. There is much angst. This is just like that time Mayor Wilkins told Angel about how it would never work out between him and Buffy. Which is fitting, seeing as how Giles is here and all.
Giles: Well at least you’re not the undead. Like Captain Jack. Whatever happened to him by the way, you never explained that to my satisfaction.
Rose and Sarah Jane: The Doctor, ROFL!
Doctor: OMGZ, the chips are evil!!
Rose: Say it isn’t so!! Not the chips!
Giles: I love you, Doctor! Come rule the world with me!!
Sarah Jane: Dude! Gross!
K9: *foils evil bats*
Everyone: *loves blowing up the school*
Sarah Jane: Sorry about all the foreshadowing!
Doctor: That’s okay. Here’s your tin dog back.
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When trying to take over the world with chips it is a good idea to thoroughly check all members of your staff in case they are time-traveling adventurers, and especially in case they are time-traveling adventurers with a particular fondness for chips. Also, do not give interviews to the press, as they may be armed with tin dogs and will surely foil you. Relationships between mortals and immortals never work out and invariably end in tragedy and spin-off shows.
Episode Four
The French: Arg! Clockwork mimes!
Spaceship: *spooky and deserted*
Doctor: Oooh, magic door! Awesome! Narnia!
Clockwork Mime: I am evil, and also I can talk so technically I’m not really a mime. Still freaky though.
Doctor: Clockwork mimes rox00rs!
Reinette: I am older now and a bit of a hottie.
Doctor: Yeah you are!
Reinette: *snogs Doctor’s face off*
Doctor: Oh, this is so payback for Rose having so many boyfriends last season.
Horse: Hello!
Doctor: I am going to go dance with pretty ladies while the clockwork mimes hack up Rose and Mickey’s brains! Hoorah!
Rose: I wear far too much mascara.
Doctor: Bananas are still amusing.
Time: *boggles Reinette’s mind*
Clockwork Mimes: We really hate the French and shall hack them into pieces.
Doctor: Horses rule!
Rose: OMG, the Doctor is stuck in France FOREVER!
Doctor: France sucks, but Reinette is still a hottie.
Reinette: I think the Doctor lurves Rose though.
Doctor: I want ALL the pretty ladies!! Didn't you see me in Casanova?
Reinette: *ded*
Doctor: *sad*
Ant’s Final Thoughts: Mime is nobody’s friend.
Episode Five
Barty Crouch Snr: Cybermen rox00rs!! And if you don’t agree then I will crush you!!
Doctor: I am ignoring Mickey while I hit on his girlfriend. Because Rose Tyler is mine!!!
TARDIS: *ded*
Alternate!Pete and Jackie: We are right in the middle of this whole Cyberman conspiracy thinger, which is very handy to the plot indeed!
TARDIS: *not ded*
Mickey: You love Rose better than me!
Doctor: Well, duh.
Rose: Sucks to be Mickey.
Doctor: It’s a very bad idea for Rose to go see her dad, but I am so smitten with her that I’ll go along with it anyway.
Mickey: Nanna rox00rs!!
Doctor: We really didn’t need to be waitstaff, I just thought Rose would look hot in a maid’s uniform.
Mickey: I am kind of buff with my shirt off, who’d have thunk it!
Cybermen: Nobody invited us to the nice party!! How rude! *kills everyone*
Rose: Two Mickeys, that’s kind of hot.
Doctor: *surrenders*
Cybermen: I don’t think so, buddy.
Ant’s Final Thoughts: The correct term really should be ‘cyberpeople’. Internet that downloads directly into your brain may seem like a good idea, but on closer examination isn’t so dandy. Nobody likes being left out of the fun, even scary robot-people.
Episode Six
Doctor: I freaking hate Cybermen.
Barty Crouch Snr: It probably would’ve made more sense if I’d have controlled everyone by their earpods before I got the Cybermen to crash the party. Oh wells.
Mickey/Ricky: We love ourselves. Or each other. Something.
Barty Snr: *cyberperson*
Mickey/Ricky: *ded*
Mickey: *grows a pair*
Plot: Hello! *waves*
Alternate!Jackie Tyler: I am a Cyberman! Aren’t I shiny! I will inadvertantly stop your brain from getting hacked up!
Cyber!Barty Snr: I’m your father, Doctor.
George Lucas: Hey!
Doctor: Dad! You’ve shaved off your moustache! And you’re all kind of metal and stuff. Crucio!
Cyber!Barty: Yeah, I think you’ve used that joke enough now.
Jake: *gay for Mickey*
Doctor: Mickey is an idiot.
Cybermen: Sucks to be us!!
Cyber!Barty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George Lucas: Now, really!
Doctor: With Rose climbing up this rope ladder thingie, I can see straight up her skirt!
Rose: Why am I always hanging off zeppelins anyway?
Mickey: I am staying here on account of I am gay for Jake.
Jake: Yays!!!
Doctor: It seems like a terribly long time since anyone has mentioned how adorable I am. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
Ant’s Final Thoughts: Sometimes you shouldn’t just tell your fake dad from another universe that you’re his fake daughter from another universe because he may not take it well. David Tennant is adorable and is my new imaginary husband.
The Christmas Invasion
Doctor: *faints, but in a manly sort of way*
Rose: He looks so adorable in his jammies!
Christmas: *is evil*
Doctor: *foils evil!Christmas from his coma*
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: I heart the Doctor.
Stuff: *happens*
Doctor: *naps*
TARDIS: I will let the bad aliens know we’re here, just in the nick of time.
Rose and Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: *hugsies*
Ugly Alien Guy: OMG. We hate Rose!
Doctor: Cups of tea rox00rs!!!
Doctor: *rude and not ginger*
Doctor’s hand: *chopped off*
George Lucas: Hey!
Earth: *is saved by the Doctor, just for something new*
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister: *explodes aliens*
Doctor: You big meanie, Harriet Jones, Prime Minister! I don’t want to be your friend anymore!
TARDIS: *has a nifty wardrobe*
Doctor: The new me is totally a snappy dresser.
Rose: I am worried that because the new Doctor is so terribly adorable and such a snappy dresser, he won’t love me anymore.
Doctor: I still love you, Rose Tyler!
Rose: Yays!!! Let’s go on more nifty time traveling adventures!
Ant’s Final Thoughts: PJs are not only comfortable bedwear but are also ideal attire for swordplay and the like. Christmas is a terrible time to try to invade the Earth, as people have roast dinners and other things they are willing to defend with their lives. The TARDIS is so smart it could even foil Veronica Mars.
Episode One
Doctor: I am so cool that I wear my Chuck Taylors with a pin-striped suit. Oh, and did I mention how terribly adorable I am? Because I really am.
Rose: New Earth rox00rs!!
Doctor: It surely does! But we won’t be going to see it, we’ll be going to the creepy hospital place instead.
Trampoline!Madame Hooch: I fricking hate Rose Tyler!!
Rose: Cat people are creepy.
Doctor: Disinfection rox00rs!
Face of Bo: The Doctor is my BFF!
Hooch!Rose: I have boobs!
Doctor: OMG, Rose has boobs!
Hooch!Rose: *snogs Doctor for no purpose whatsoever except it will look good on the promo*
Doctor: That totally isn’t Rose! She’s all smart and stuff.
Evil!Cat Nurse: *is evil*
Doctor: OMGZ, it’s the Matrix!
Freaky Diseased Clone People: We’re a little bit like zombies. Only we want hugs instead of brains.
Hooch!Doctor: Rose lurves me!
Doctor: *foils disease, with medicine omg*
Face of Bo: I think I will be a major plot point at a later date. *disappears*
Rose and the Doctor: We love each other!!!
Hooch!Clone Thinger: *ded*
Ant’s Final Thoughts: Cats make terrible nurses, on account of how they don’t have opposable thumbs and they shed everywhere. Rose has much better boobs when she’s possessed by someone else. Even clone people need love too, as the cat nurses would know if they’d ever seen The Island.
Episode Two
Evil Bald Monks: We just watched ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ and now we are all ready to whup your Victorian asses!
Doctor: 1979 rox00rs!
Rose: The Doctor is very sexy with his Scottish accent.
Queen Vic: Hello!
Doctor: Rose is feral, lol.
Queen Vic: Well, that cutoff overalls-dress thinger is certainly doing her no favours.
Doctor: Strange things are afoot at the Torchwood Estate. And I don't just mean Rose's outfit.
Werewolf: Hey Rose, you’re a wolf thing too, we’re kind of like family!
Rose: I thought werewolves were supposed to be kind of sexy, like Oz or Professor Lupin.
Doctor: Werewolves rox00rs!!
Commonfolk: *eaten*
Mistletoe: *foils werewolves*
Wolf: Diamonds suck! *ded*
Queen Vic: You are totally exiled. So there!
Doctor: Yeah, well you’re a werewolf. So there!
Queen Vic: Torchwood, OMG!
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When building an anti-werewolf telescope thinger, one should always leave instructions in case one dies before it is finished, especially if one’s son is a bit of a numbskull. Demin overall skirt thingers don’t look good at any point in history. Everyone sounds sexier in Scottish.
Episode Three
Giles: I am evil and I eat children!
Doctor: I make an awesome substitute teacher!
Rose: OMG, chips!
Lunch ladies: It doesn’t take a genius to figure out we’re evil. We’re always evil.
Kids: School rox00rs!!!
Doctor: OMG, Sarah Jane Smith! You’re looking darn fine!
Sarah Jane Smith: I still heart the Doctor.
Rose: Okay, so this isn’t awkward at all.
Doctor: I totally don’t leave a string of heartbroken women in my wake. No, really I don’t.
No one: *believes him*
Giles: *is evil bat thinger*
K9: *is a tin dog*
Mickey: *is a tin dog*
Rose: *jealous fit*
Doctor: I am immortal and Rose isn’t. There is much angst. This is just like that time Mayor Wilkins told Angel about how it would never work out between him and Buffy. Which is fitting, seeing as how Giles is here and all.
Giles: Well at least you’re not the undead. Like Captain Jack. Whatever happened to him by the way, you never explained that to my satisfaction.
Rose and Sarah Jane: The Doctor, ROFL!
Doctor: OMGZ, the chips are evil!!
Rose: Say it isn’t so!! Not the chips!
Giles: I love you, Doctor! Come rule the world with me!!
Sarah Jane: Dude! Gross!
K9: *foils evil bats*
Everyone: *loves blowing up the school*
Sarah Jane: Sorry about all the foreshadowing!
Doctor: That’s okay. Here’s your tin dog back.
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When trying to take over the world with chips it is a good idea to thoroughly check all members of your staff in case they are time-traveling adventurers, and especially in case they are time-traveling adventurers with a particular fondness for chips. Also, do not give interviews to the press, as they may be armed with tin dogs and will surely foil you. Relationships between mortals and immortals never work out and invariably end in tragedy and spin-off shows.
Episode Four
The French: Arg! Clockwork mimes!
Spaceship: *spooky and deserted*
Doctor: Oooh, magic door! Awesome! Narnia!
Clockwork Mime: I am evil, and also I can talk so technically I’m not really a mime. Still freaky though.
Doctor: Clockwork mimes rox00rs!
Reinette: I am older now and a bit of a hottie.
Doctor: Yeah you are!
Reinette: *snogs Doctor’s face off*
Doctor: Oh, this is so payback for Rose having so many boyfriends last season.
Horse: Hello!
Doctor: I am going to go dance with pretty ladies while the clockwork mimes hack up Rose and Mickey’s brains! Hoorah!
Rose: I wear far too much mascara.
Doctor: Bananas are still amusing.
Time: *boggles Reinette’s mind*
Clockwork Mimes: We really hate the French and shall hack them into pieces.
Doctor: Horses rule!
Rose: OMG, the Doctor is stuck in France FOREVER!
Doctor: France sucks, but Reinette is still a hottie.
Reinette: I think the Doctor lurves Rose though.
Doctor: I want ALL the pretty ladies!! Didn't you see me in Casanova?
Reinette: *ded*
Doctor: *sad*
Ant’s Final Thoughts: Mime is nobody’s friend.
Episode Five
Barty Crouch Snr: Cybermen rox00rs!! And if you don’t agree then I will crush you!!
Doctor: I am ignoring Mickey while I hit on his girlfriend. Because Rose Tyler is mine!!!
TARDIS: *ded*
Alternate!Pete and Jackie: We are right in the middle of this whole Cyberman conspiracy thinger, which is very handy to the plot indeed!
TARDIS: *not ded*
Mickey: You love Rose better than me!
Doctor: Well, duh.
Rose: Sucks to be Mickey.
Doctor: It’s a very bad idea for Rose to go see her dad, but I am so smitten with her that I’ll go along with it anyway.
Mickey: Nanna rox00rs!!
Doctor: We really didn’t need to be waitstaff, I just thought Rose would look hot in a maid’s uniform.
Mickey: I am kind of buff with my shirt off, who’d have thunk it!
Cybermen: Nobody invited us to the nice party!! How rude! *kills everyone*
Rose: Two Mickeys, that’s kind of hot.
Doctor: *surrenders*
Cybermen: I don’t think so, buddy.
Ant’s Final Thoughts: The correct term really should be ‘cyberpeople’. Internet that downloads directly into your brain may seem like a good idea, but on closer examination isn’t so dandy. Nobody likes being left out of the fun, even scary robot-people.
Episode Six
Doctor: I freaking hate Cybermen.
Barty Crouch Snr: It probably would’ve made more sense if I’d have controlled everyone by their earpods before I got the Cybermen to crash the party. Oh wells.
Mickey/Ricky: We love ourselves. Or each other. Something.
Barty Snr: *cyberperson*
Mickey/Ricky: *ded*
Mickey: *grows a pair*
Plot: Hello! *waves*
Alternate!Jackie Tyler: I am a Cyberman! Aren’t I shiny! I will inadvertantly stop your brain from getting hacked up!
Cyber!Barty Snr: I’m your father, Doctor.
George Lucas: Hey!
Doctor: Dad! You’ve shaved off your moustache! And you’re all kind of metal and stuff. Crucio!
Cyber!Barty: Yeah, I think you’ve used that joke enough now.
Jake: *gay for Mickey*
Doctor: Mickey is an idiot.
Cybermen: Sucks to be us!!
Cyber!Barty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George Lucas: Now, really!
Doctor: With Rose climbing up this rope ladder thingie, I can see straight up her skirt!
Rose: Why am I always hanging off zeppelins anyway?
Mickey: I am staying here on account of I am gay for Jake.
Jake: Yays!!!
Doctor: It seems like a terribly long time since anyone has mentioned how adorable I am. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
Ant’s Final Thoughts: Sometimes you shouldn’t just tell your fake dad from another universe that you’re his fake daughter from another universe because he may not take it well. David Tennant is adorable and is my new imaginary husband.
