Doctor Who: According to Ant (part 2)
Aug. 6th, 2006 11:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
antpowerI actually meant to update with this sooner, only my sister's friend loaned me the ENTIRE SERIES of Classic Who and I have been a busy little chestnut burning it. All 26 seasons, plus the movie and other special thingers as well! It's going to take me a month to watch it all, and Who is totally going to eat my brain I figure.
It's okay though, now that I'm unofficially sacked from work for having Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, it's not like I have anything better to do. (I know Chronic Fatigue Syndrome sounds like a made-up disease, but it's a real thing and is actually called Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, only I can't say that.)
Anyhoo, onto the good stuff. If you want to read my terribly witty and entertaining recaps of eps 1-3 but were too busy off having fun at Lumos and missed them, they are here.
Episode Four
Jackie Tyler: OMGWTF, Rose has been missing and now she is suddenly back. Wuttherfukkin?
Rose: Sorry, was abducted by an alien but I’m back now. Mulder’s sister says hi.
Policeman: So, are you two shagging then?
Rose: Yes, we are having crazy alien nookie.
Doctor: Actually, I’m somewhat asexual and a little bit of a tease.
Jackie: Woe is me, Rose left me for a year, well not really a year but a fake year kind of, in a time-travelley way.
Doctor: Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
Jackie: *punches*
Doctor and Rose: We are being charming on the rooftop.
Fake!Alien: *arrives*
Television: *rocks*
Rose’s friends and family: *don’t rock*
Fake!Politicians and so-forth: *fart*
Rose: I’m totally not being clingy or anything, but DON’T LEAVE ME!!! Ever.
Doctor: I will totally never leave you. Except those times when I do. *gives TARDIS key, which is clearly meant to symbolise the KEY TO HIS HEART, OMG*
Chick with sign for aliens: *has really good hair*
Mickey: OMGZ, it’s my arch-nemesis, The Doctor!!!
Harriet Jones MP: I am terribly British and charming. I am also rather cunning and nosy. Clearly I read too many Enid Blyton Famous Five type adventures as a girl, wot wot.
Fake!Alien: I am an adorable but heartbreaking little piggy with flailing limbs. Please don’t shoot me!
Fake!Alien Piggy: *is shot*
Fake!Politicians: Human skins make for comfy coats. I predict this will be the new winter look.
Plot: *thickens*
Mickey: The Doctor sucks and I rule, so there!
TARDIS: *boggles Jackie’s mind*
Rose: Downing Street rox00rs!!
Doctor: *figures stuff out*
Slitheen: We are totally going to kill you all and wear your skins as nifty coats.
Everyone: We will just watch the aliens take off their human coats and do nothing, even though it takes them a really long time and they are rendered pretty much defenceless while they are doing so.
Slitheen: We are evil but kind of cute, much like Teletubbies. *KILLS EVERYONE*
Ending: *is cliffhangery*
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When taking over human skins to wear as coats, it may be easier to put the zipper across your forehead, but it is unsightly and would be better at the back of the neck or maybe the underarm. When going on time-traveling adventures, you should always leave a note for your mother so she doesn’t put up flyers with unflattering pictures of you all over the neighbourhood. Teletubbies are from the devil.
Episode Five
Doctor: You n00bs! Your techno killing gizmo can’t foil me!
Mickey: Camera phones rule!
Lift: I shall save the Doctor from the fake!army guy with my awesome timing.
Fake!Army Guy: By the bye, I am totally all about the Slitheencest. Let’s get nekkid!!
Harriet Jones MP and Rose’s hiding spots: *sux00rs*
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and a decanter of port.
Mickey: I freaking hate the Doctor.
Doctor: I freaking hate Mickey.
Rose: Camera phones rule!
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and Mickey the Idiot!
Mickey’s characters: *develops*
Slitheen: I am going to make Jackie Tyler pie!!
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and vinegar!
Slitheen: Woes! Our brother is dead. :(
References to current world political climate: *thinly veiled*
Doctor: I totally want to blow shit up, but if I explode Rose then we’ll never get to shag.
Rose: Do it anyway, explosions are pretty!
Harriet Jones: Explosions are totally the new black. Do it, I say! Wot wot.
Slitheen: Slitheencest is totally the new black. *gets nekkid*
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and a really freaking big missile.
Downing Street: *explodes*
Jackie: Rose and the Doctor sitting in a tree...
Rose: Mum’s cooking shepherd’s pie.
Doctor: I freaking hate shepherd’s pie. Let’s go blow more shit up.
Rose: KK!!
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When the world is faced with the threat of alien invasion, it might be best for other people to check on this and not just take some guy’s word on it, especially if the guy in question has a comfy-looking skin. Telescopes are your friend and spaceships aren’t invisible. Jackie Tyler must be a terrible cook if people will travel through time and space just to avoid eating her cooking. I bet the Doctor could cure Myalgic Encephalomyelitis with only his wits and a rubber band.
More Exciting Adventures of Ant Watching Telly later!!
It's okay though, now that I'm unofficially sacked from work for having Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, it's not like I have anything better to do. (I know Chronic Fatigue Syndrome sounds like a made-up disease, but it's a real thing and is actually called Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, only I can't say that.)
Anyhoo, onto the good stuff. If you want to read my terribly witty and entertaining recaps of eps 1-3 but were too busy off having fun at Lumos and missed them, they are here.
Episode Four
Jackie Tyler: OMGWTF, Rose has been missing and now she is suddenly back. Wuttherfukkin?
Rose: Sorry, was abducted by an alien but I’m back now. Mulder’s sister says hi.
Policeman: So, are you two shagging then?
Rose: Yes, we are having crazy alien nookie.
Doctor: Actually, I’m somewhat asexual and a little bit of a tease.
Jackie: Woe is me, Rose left me for a year, well not really a year but a fake year kind of, in a time-travelley way.
Doctor: Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?
Jackie: *punches*
Doctor and Rose: We are being charming on the rooftop.
Fake!Alien: *arrives*
Television: *rocks*
Rose’s friends and family: *don’t rock*
Fake!Politicians and so-forth: *fart*
Rose: I’m totally not being clingy or anything, but DON’T LEAVE ME!!! Ever.
Doctor: I will totally never leave you. Except those times when I do. *gives TARDIS key, which is clearly meant to symbolise the KEY TO HIS HEART, OMG*
Chick with sign for aliens: *has really good hair*
Mickey: OMGZ, it’s my arch-nemesis, The Doctor!!!
Harriet Jones MP: I am terribly British and charming. I am also rather cunning and nosy. Clearly I read too many Enid Blyton Famous Five type adventures as a girl, wot wot.
Fake!Alien: I am an adorable but heartbreaking little piggy with flailing limbs. Please don’t shoot me!
Fake!Alien Piggy: *is shot*
Fake!Politicians: Human skins make for comfy coats. I predict this will be the new winter look.
Plot: *thickens*
Mickey: The Doctor sucks and I rule, so there!
TARDIS: *boggles Jackie’s mind*
Rose: Downing Street rox00rs!!
Doctor: *figures stuff out*
Slitheen: We are totally going to kill you all and wear your skins as nifty coats.
Everyone: We will just watch the aliens take off their human coats and do nothing, even though it takes them a really long time and they are rendered pretty much defenceless while they are doing so.
Slitheen: We are evil but kind of cute, much like Teletubbies. *KILLS EVERYONE*
Ending: *is cliffhangery*
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When taking over human skins to wear as coats, it may be easier to put the zipper across your forehead, but it is unsightly and would be better at the back of the neck or maybe the underarm. When going on time-traveling adventures, you should always leave a note for your mother so she doesn’t put up flyers with unflattering pictures of you all over the neighbourhood. Teletubbies are from the devil.
Episode Five
Doctor: You n00bs! Your techno killing gizmo can’t foil me!
Mickey: Camera phones rule!
Lift: I shall save the Doctor from the fake!army guy with my awesome timing.
Fake!Army Guy: By the bye, I am totally all about the Slitheencest. Let’s get nekkid!!
Harriet Jones MP and Rose’s hiding spots: *sux00rs*
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and a decanter of port.
Mickey: I freaking hate the Doctor.
Doctor: I freaking hate Mickey.
Rose: Camera phones rule!
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and Mickey the Idiot!
Mickey’s characters: *develops*
Slitheen: I am going to make Jackie Tyler pie!!
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and vinegar!
Slitheen: Woes! Our brother is dead. :(
References to current world political climate: *thinly veiled*
Doctor: I totally want to blow shit up, but if I explode Rose then we’ll never get to shag.
Rose: Do it anyway, explosions are pretty!
Harriet Jones: Explosions are totally the new black. Do it, I say! Wot wot.
Slitheen: Slitheencest is totally the new black. *gets nekkid*
Doctor: I shall foil the Slitheen with only my wits and a really freaking big missile.
Downing Street: *explodes*
Jackie: Rose and the Doctor sitting in a tree...
Rose: Mum’s cooking shepherd’s pie.
Doctor: I freaking hate shepherd’s pie. Let’s go blow more shit up.
Rose: KK!!
Ant’s Final Thoughts: When the world is faced with the threat of alien invasion, it might be best for other people to check on this and not just take some guy’s word on it, especially if the guy in question has a comfy-looking skin. Telescopes are your friend and spaceships aren’t invisible. Jackie Tyler must be a terrible cook if people will travel through time and space just to avoid eating her cooking. I bet the Doctor could cure Myalgic Encephalomyelitis with only his wits and a rubber band.
More Exciting Adventures of Ant Watching Telly later!!
