Apocolyptic Goose!!
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antpowerSo, the world didn't end yesterday. Bonus.
My sister and I decided to go and see The Omen, because it was 666 day and all, but when we got there it was all sold out, so we went to the Sushi Train instead and I ate my body weight in sushi rolls and gyoza.
I heart the Sushi Train. Food should always come on tracks.
On the way home, my sister and I were discussing how we hate to go to the train station near my house because you have to cross the Merri Creek and there is a Monster Goose who clearly has the taste for human flesh.
We have decided to make a movie about the goose. It is going to be the best movie ever: The Apocolyptic Goose of Merri Creek. Obviously, this is going to be a cult classic. There is going to be squirting fake blood and goose puns and checkerboard scene wipes! Unbeknownst to them, my two other housemates are going to be the main victims of the Apocolyptic Goose, because it's funnier if they don't know.
Of course, it might be hard to direct the goose, so we are going to get my nephew to dress up in a goose costume. And it is going to have a strong moral message. Against littering. It will be the best movie ever.
In other news, I am still very sick. Went to the doctor yesterday and she also thinks I am very sick, so I have the rest of the week off work. Bad for my pay cheque, but darn good for working on the Apocolyptic Goose!!!
My sister and I decided to go and see The Omen, because it was 666 day and all, but when we got there it was all sold out, so we went to the Sushi Train instead and I ate my body weight in sushi rolls and gyoza.
I heart the Sushi Train. Food should always come on tracks.
On the way home, my sister and I were discussing how we hate to go to the train station near my house because you have to cross the Merri Creek and there is a Monster Goose who clearly has the taste for human flesh.
We have decided to make a movie about the goose. It is going to be the best movie ever: The Apocolyptic Goose of Merri Creek. Obviously, this is going to be a cult classic. There is going to be squirting fake blood and goose puns and checkerboard scene wipes! Unbeknownst to them, my two other housemates are going to be the main victims of the Apocolyptic Goose, because it's funnier if they don't know.
Of course, it might be hard to direct the goose, so we are going to get my nephew to dress up in a goose costume. And it is going to have a strong moral message. Against littering. It will be the best movie ever.
In other news, I am still very sick. Went to the doctor yesterday and she also thinks I am very sick, so I have the rest of the week off work. Bad for my pay cheque, but darn good for working on the Apocolyptic Goose!!!
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Date: 2006-06-07 05:30 am (UTC)May I have exclusive North American rights? *bats eyelashes* Please?
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Date: 2006-06-07 09:03 am (UTC)*get-better-soon-hugs*
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Date: 2006-06-07 07:41 pm (UTC)I definitely want to see your movie, when it is done. Even I am a horror-movie jerk (I never watch them), but this plot... genius.
Sorry to hear that you are sick! I hope you'll be better soon.
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Date: 2006-06-16 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-16 12:27 am (UTC)The best part will be when the goose attacks my french housemate and eats her face without her realising it. It's going to be a laugh a minute!!!
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Date: 2006-06-16 12:28 am (UTC)