chapter 396

[antpower]

I have had such a huge weekend!! Well, at least it was huge for me. I'll post all about my wondrous adventures and catch up with everything tomorrow, but right now I am so exhausted that I think I may die.

Before that, though, I'm going to read the new Naruto chapter.


Kakashi and Tobitodara are having an EYE-OFF!! LOL, Kakashi is like OMGWTF!! I THOUGHT I'D SEXED ALL THE UCHIHAS, BUT THERE IS ONE MORE TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION!! Clearly, Uchihas are to Kakashi what eyes are to Uchihas. Or something.

Also, hey there is Sai!! He really is there after all!

YES, I THINK HEADING TOWARD THAT OMINOUS CLOUD WITH THE SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING FLAMES IS PROBABLY A GOOD START! No wonder they call Kakashi a genius.

Naruto thinking that he won't screw up this time makes me kind of sad. YOU DIDN'T SCREW UP LAST TIME, NARUTO, YOU WERE JUST KIND OF UNLUCKY. Oooh, he's taking charge!! By paraphrasing what Kakashi just said. That's kind of hot though.

LOL, Tobitodara is standing over the prone bodies of Sasuke and Itachi, and he's thinking OMG THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE A SMORGASBORD LAID OUT ALL NICE FOR ME!! Also, is it like Rule #87 in the Akatsuki guide book that you have to paint your nails??

Itachi looks so young.

He's saying "corpse" but I don't believe him.

Is Yamato stopping the fire with wood?? Does this make sense to anybody else???

Kiba's lost the scent - does that mean they took Sasuke too???

Oh, Naruto's sad face!!!

Dude, has Sasuke been kidnapped by YET ANOTHER pedo??? Seriously, he needs to start wearing a bag over his head or something. He looks really pretty all roughed up and bandaged like that, though. I mean, he may as well be carrying a flashing neon sign that says "PEDO-BAIT, FREE TO A GOOD HOME".

Aw, he's really sad about killing Itachi. He's going to have mental problems forever, isn't he. I mean, on top of the ones he had from Itachi dressing him up in pretty clothes killing the clan and Orochimaru making him wear a pink apron and bake him cupcakes pedoing on him. Don't worry though, because Itachi isn't really dead.

Hey, Tobitodara. You are the pedo that all other pedos aspire to be.

Oooh, the truth about Itachi!! Is that going to be like the truth about cats and dogs??? OMG IS ITACHI REALLY UMA THURMAN??

Comments

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL Kakashi's totally gone through the entire Uchiha clan. Well, before most of them died that is. Unless you're implying that Kakashi engages in necrophilia?! omg that's why he's always staring at the memorial stone and imagining things! wtf XDDDD

Shinobi are intelligent. They all realized that the huge big black fire raging off in the distance is probably a good place to go--and some hideout, that's the silliest "hideout" I've seen in ages. >_>

I don't believe Tobi either with the "corpse" thing. :P

Yamato just has the magical powers to suppress anything, including--oh hahah, I just thought he also has the power to suppress everyone's libido. XD

Naruto sad face D:

OMG THE BIG QUESTION. ITACHI = UMA THURMAN? THE TRUTH, THE TRUTH! XDD

And *icon* CHIPMUNK OROCHIMARU THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE. WAIT, NOW I'M IMAGINING THE CHIPMUNK AS THE PEDO o___________O

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

I thought Yamato was using some kind of earth jutsu.

Why did they take Itachi's body with them? Why didn't he just give it to Zetsu or something? Is he going to revive him and add him to his undead Uchiha harem?

Also, is it like Rule #87 in the Akatsuki guide book that you have to paint your nails??
Of course it is. Didn't you know?

Isn't Sasuke a bit too old to be considered pedo-bait? But, man, he has bad luck with creepy guys.

XD

[chaosakita.livejournal.com]

Don't worry though, because Itachi isn't really dead.

Please don't mention that...it makes me more depressed. D:

And yeah, Sasuke is totally pedolicious...you know? Madara, Oro-tan, Itachi...

[lala-lia.livejournal.com]

Seriously what kind of word is corpse? The TRUTH about Itachi is like the truth about Paris Hilton, or Uma Thurman...
He won't die...

The black nails makes the whole Akatsuki EMO for life!

Poor Sasuke is pretty screwed up right now! And he sure has the worst of luck with creepy guys. Nooooooooo don't make me go to a pedo again!!! People will think there's something wrong with meee!!!

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

I agree. Every time a older guy talks to Sasuke, his voice is automatically a duplicate of Orochimaru's. Now, which body part does Tobitodara want? XDD

Also, aside from how weird stopping fire with wood is, WHERE IS KISAME AND TEAM HEBI?? THEY HAVE BEEN CARRIED OFF BY THE BIG WOOOD!!!