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Last night I had this dream that Uchiha Itachi owned this fashion accessories shop, and I went in there and he was all fluttering around trying to help me put an outfit together, and he kept saying 'THE ACCESSORIES MAKE THEE OUTFIT, YOU KNOW!!' It was quite disturbing.

This morning I got a haircut and it looks awesome.

Then I bought a whole cake and now I am going to watch the Death Note action movie and eat my cake! Probably not the whole thing, because it is a WHOLE cake.

I broke my capslock key and I totally blame episode 25 of Death Note.

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BWAHAAHHHAA, Itachi the accessorizer... holy shite, dude! HAHAAHA that almost needs an icon...

LOL, yeah that would be great!

YOU ARE ONLINE! AWESOME. And that is the best dream ever, Itachi should TOTALLY have a fashion accessories shop. With Sharingan shaped earrings, I would buy them!!!

LOL, I'd buy them too! Itachi, he has such a great sense of style!!

I KNOW RIGHT. And his Akatsuki cloak is made of cool. Though everybody else has them too but WHATEVER. I bet he designed it.

ROFL, I know, right! He's a total fashionista. He should have his own chat show about style and all that!!!

The Akatsuki cloak looks better on Itachi than anyone else.

Yes he should!! He could have one of those TV programs where people send in requests for help with their FASHION PROBLEMS and Itachi would be all, "but darling, that colour is SO last season!" The guy PAINTS HIS NAILS after all.

He could have his own range of Mangekyou Sharingan contact lenses too. But that would backfire because he'd go batshit insane seeing so many around and start plucking out random people's eyes. D:

It does!!!

HE COULD USE HIS SHARINGAN TO SEE WHAT LOOKS BEST ON PEOPLE!!! I'm not sure how that would work exactly, only that it would be awesome!!

His painted nails are total smex.

Your comment made me snort coffee out my nose, just so you know :P

I KNOW I KNOW he would use it to copy designs from fashion magazines! AND THEN HE WOULD MAKE THEM BETTER. Because Itachi is awesome like that!!

YES THEY ARE. My friend and I spent an entire day looking for Akatsuki-coloured nail polish once. :D

Awww, I'm sorry. XDDD

OMG, ITACHI WOULD MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD PRETTY!!! Maybe that's really his evil plan. Maybe he really killed the Uchiha clan because they had no fashion sense.

I've got sort-of Akatsuki coloured nailpolish, only it's a bit lighter. I wonder if I painted it over the top of black...

Totally! And when he met Sasuke and saw his gay pirate Orochimaru-inspired outfit he was probably all, "THAT IS THE WORST OUTFIT I'VE EVER SEEN NOW I'M REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU D:" Now we know!!

I ended up buying dark blue, which isn't really the Akatsuki colour but looks pretty nonetheless.

Oh and I totally just remembered something else!!! Last night before you went offline I was all, "DREAM OF ITACHI" SO MAYBE YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS HEARD ME. I AM AWESOME. XDDD

Yes, that is DEFINITELY WHAT HAPPENED! I think Sasuke was also in my dream and that I was having his baby and he was trying to kill me to take the unborn babies eyes, but I don't really remember that part very well.

Oh noooooo. Maybe next time I should be more specific? Okay I will say "DREAM HAPPY THINGS ABOUT SASUKE AND ITACHI" would that be better??

LOL, I was just checking my email before bed and now I NEED YOU TO TELL ME TO HAVE HAPPY DREAMS!!!!

LOL OKAY HAVE HAPPY DREAMS OF SASUKE AND ITACHI. AND CUPCAKES. AND FLOWERS AND PONIES AND RAINBOW SPARKLES. (these will inevitably come together with Orochimaru though.)

AWESOME!!! I WILL TOTALLY DREAM OF ALL THOSE THINGS!!! IT WILL BE THE BEST DREAM EVER!!!! (Even with the Orochimaru part!)

(I'll answer your other comments tomorrow because I'm too sleepy to bring the lulz tonight.) <33333333

I totally had freaky weird dreams about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale having gay sex orgies in the next room, WTF, BRAIN, WTF????

OMIGOD. O_o I DREAMT THAT I WAS IN A HORROR MOVIE OR SOMETHING. WITH THIS WEIRD GUY WHO RESEMBLED OROCHIMARU, WHO CHOPPED OFF PEOPLE'S HEADS AND HUNG THEM ON THE WALL. I was the only one left and he was advancing towards me with bloody sword in hand and I was all O:O:O: but at the last minute he slipped and impaled himself instead. FREAKING COMEDY GOLD!

OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS! I can't believe you dream slapstick comedy!!!

LOL, yeah, he'd be like IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SASUKE! And then he shows Sasuke his reflection in a full-length mirror, and Sasuke can't help but agree. :P

Dark blue is good! At the moment I have these glue-on nails my sister bought me for Christmas, they're like a french manicure only the tips are striped different coloured greens. They're pretty. I think Itachi would like them.

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Yeah, their dialogue when they first met at the Uchiha hideout should've been something like this:

SASUKE: Fine, I changed my outfit, good enough for you now???
ITACHI: TOO LATE FOR THAT, BITCH! *stabs!*

Oooh, pretty! Yeah he so would. Only that the green clashes with his eyes. D: Orochimaru would definitely pick the glittery purple polish.

Poor Sasuke, all he's life he's just been trying to surpass Itachi's awesome fashion sense. (I don't know how he thought going to Orochimaru would help him dress better, because seriously THE SPARKLY LEGWARMERS SHOULD'VE BEEN A GIVEAWAY!) Poor, clueless Sasuke.

Oh, Sasuke. For a genius, he's really dumb sometimes. MAYBE HE GOT SCARED AWAY FROM NARUTO BECAUSE OF THE ORANGENESS. If only he'd known that Itachi was planning to Extreme Makeover-fy Naruto. That capturing the Kyuubi stuff was all bullshit, we know Itachi's TRUE motive for hunting Naruto down!!!

Yeah, the orange was pretty scary, but still... Orochimaru? Poor Sasuke, his timing sucks.

MAYBE ITACHI ISN'T TRYING TO STEAL SASUKE'S EYES AT ALL, MAYBE HE JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE WITH COLOURED CONTACTS!!! He's so committed, he goes to such lengths to make the world pretty!

OMG THAT HAS TO BE IT!!! Trust Sasuke to misunderstand. Poor Itachi, all he wants is to prettify everybody but they keep getting the wrong idea!! Now that's what I call dedication to the profession. XD

ITACHI DOESN'T CARE WHAT HE SUFFERS!!! IF THE WORLD IS A PRETTIER PLACE BECAUSE OF HIM, IT WILL BE WORTH IT!!!

OMG your naruto banner is so lovely *_* May I ask if you know who the original artist is/ where you found this image?? I'd love to see more.

Sure, the layout is by

maximumimpulse5, so if you look on that journal under the tag 'layouts' there's a bunch of awesome stuff, and I think the entries say who the original artists are and stuff.

XP Your dream is made of THE WIN, really! XP

I know! Itachi even amuses me in my sleep!!!

I am tempted to write a crack fic based on your dream, just because the WTF and the LOL factors just hit the roof XD

You broke your caplocks key? That makes me giggle in glee. Do you have to shift for everything now? Because if so, HAHAHAHAHAHA I MOCK YOU. ~~sorry, couldn't help myself~~.

DO IT!!! I want to write crack!fic about Itachi being a style consultant and using his Mangekyou to try out different styles on people and whatnot, but I'll never get around to it :P

I have an ibook, so the key is sort of still connected to the keyboard, but it just keeps coming loose and sitting on top of the A, which is ANNOYING! You are so mean for mocking my pain :P

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