prison break and clown sex and my sister is very wrong

[antpower]

My sister and I have spent the last few days mainlining Prison Break, because she hadn't watched it before and wanted to be caught up after hiatus, and we think that maybe all that adreneline packed into such a short space maybe broke her brain. That's our excuse anyway...

We were talking about writing Wincest porn, at least that's how it started.


Sister: If I wrote Wincest porn it would be really dirty.
Ant: Okay.
Sister: I think Dean would like to watch Sam on the toilet.
Sister: He would do little dances for Sam. While Sam was on the toilet.
Ant: OMG, that is so wrong. ROFL.
Sister: And Dean would tie Sam to the bed and dress up as a clown to have sex with him.
Ant: *has died*
Sister: Sam's screams would be one part horror, one part pleasure.


Sister: I worry about what's going to happen in season 3 of Prison Break...
Time: *is later*
Sister: I have worked out what will happen. Michael Scofield will come up with an elaborate plan to sneak into the Big Day Out.
Ant: Right.
Sister: Because the Insane Clown Posse are banned and he needs to get them in, to right the wrong of their banning.
Ant: Are they really banned?
Sister: No, I made that bit up.
Sister: Michael Scofield will disguise himself as a caterer and dress the Insane Clown Posse as the guys from Tool. It will be foolproof.
Ant: Sam Winchester would hate that plan.


Sister: Lincoln Burrows has no character arc.
Ant: It's because he's an angry rhino.
Sister: He is a damsel in distress. Like Princess Peach!
Ant: Or Zelda!
Sister: Yes! He is not Link, he is ZELDA!


Sister: They should've called LJ Burrows 'Little Lincoln' so he could be LL.
Ant: *brain has melted*
Sister: OMG, LL Cool J! I am calling him that from now on.
Sister: I worry about the fate of LL Cool J Burrows.


And then both our brains exploded.

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snort*

You guys are quite insane. I like that.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

We blame it on the boyish charm of Michael Scofield.

<333

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm actually sort of Flaily over the Return of Prison. Break.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know! I have to wait for my nephew to come over with this episode before I can watch it and I'm starting to freak out a bit.

[sandy-phoenix.livejournal.com]

You really are nutso now, aren't you?

Also, does this mean you are on? *looks hopeful*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I am on but writing. I will be invisible for you though. ♥

I am totally the sane one here.

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

I want a sister like that. ♥

Also, yes, marathoning PB does break your brain, I'm currently experiencing that first hand. :D (Though personally I believe it's not just the adrenaline, but also the insane hotness of Michael and Sara.)

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yes, Michael and Sara are awesome! I love it when the het ships work in canon, being such a natural slasher. :P Whereabouts are you up to with it?

My sister is awesome today. She loaned me $20 so I could buy flavoured milk!

[scatterheart.livejournal.com]

I was just about to head over to the living room to watch 1x19.

There is flavoured milk that costs 20$??

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Well, the milk only cost $2, but I had to buy other stuff as well.

I am waiting on my nephew to come over so we can watch the brand spanking new episode of Prison Break and I'm very worried for it!!

[paz-.livejournal.com]

Your sister is clearly very awesome. Insane, but awesome.

Clown!Dean attempting to have sex with Sam is priceless. Much like Michael coming up with plans to sneak into a music festival. *g*

*dies from all the Supernatural and Prison Break references*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Mostly, she's just insane.

Clown!Dean attempting to have sex with Sam is a picture I'm finding hard to get out of my brain. Like seriously, Dean is a curly red wig, can you see it?

[paz-.livejournal.com]

Actually. I can see it so well that I started typing a really cracked out thing about Sam waking up tied to the bed, and Dean, who's got the curly red wig on, wanting to blow Sam like that. Of course Sam is protesting and freaking out, until the actual sucking off happens and, really, who can say no to Dean?

But that was some serious crack. So, um, yeah, I can totally see it. o_O *runs away blushing*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know! I can picture the whole thing in my head perfectly! (Which is kind of scary in itself.) Sam would be like omg, Dean stop being such a freak, and Sam wouldn't know what was freaking him out more, whether it was that Dean was a clown or that Dean was a clown and Sam was still kind of turned on.

You realise if we're not careful we're going to end up writing clown!porn and that would probably melt my brain.

[paz-.livejournal.com]

You are bad for the brain. Or good, I can't decide.

We have drunk and slutty Dean on the works! I think clown!porn would only be the next step in the path to the Special Hell, and since we're more or less on our way there already... *cough*

I'm seriously trying to ignore this. I am. >_<

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I am awesome for the brain!

Yay for drunk and slutty Dean! If he is in the Special Hell, then I don't mind so much going there.

CLOWN!PORN IS GOING TO BREAK OUR BRAINS! and yet, I don't seem to mind so much

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

ho'kay...

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

:P

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

You should hear the wrong stuff she says that I'm too afraid to post!