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ant_power!!! It took me A MILLION YEARS to make it, so luckily I love it so much!!! Who knew sequins were so hard to make! I AM CLEARLY A GENIUS, NO?
Sometimes the beginning thing doesn't make a lot of sense. The power to make disaster their slave - wtf? And how is that part of a chain? Unless this is all because THE UCHIHA CLAN WERE HAVING DISASTEROUSLY UGLY OUTFITS MANUFACTURED IN SWEAT SHOPS!!! This totally explains why Itachi is awesome, I don't need to read anymore.
Sometimes I forget wtf I'm talking about when I'm doing these things.
Madara: Do you get it?
Sasuke: No, because it's been two weeks since the last chapter and I've totally freaking forgotten what happened.
If Itachi didn't want Madara and Sasuke to meet, HE SHOULD'VE DONE A BETTER JOB OF NOT DYING!!! Not that he's dead, because he's really not.
If Amaterasu can seal people's mouths, why didn't somebody use it to stop Sasuke's poetry readings?
ROFL, OMG LOOK AT SASUKE'S EYES!! HE IS TURNING INTO A HUMAN-BUG-THING!
Yeah, come on Madara, just GET TO THE FREAKING POINT! SASUKE AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING TWO WEEKS FOR THIS!! Yes, yes we remember Itachi. He was awesome and liked to steal people's eyeballs and dress people in glitter. The rest of this chapter better not be AN EXTENDED FLASHBACK SEQUENCE OF THINGS WE ALREADY KNOW!
Though, Itachi was hot. I MEAN, ITACHI IS HOT!! THERE IS NO PAST-TENSE USAGE OVER HERE!!
LOL, Sasuke is all like "DON'T TOUCH ME!! ORO IS THE ONLY PEDO FOR ME!!!" But really, I think Madara just wants Sasuke to talk about his feelings in a caring sort of environment. Probably over a nice spot of tea. AND, YOU KNOW, WITH BONDAGE!! OMG.
Sasuke is like "here we go again, I really am going to have to start wearing a bag over my head. CLEARLY MY PRETTY LOOKS JUST DRIVE OLD MEN INSANE!" Though, to be frank, Sasuke's not looking so good right now. His head is a weird shape. MAYBE BECAUSE HE HAS ORO LIVING INSIDE HIM! YOU KNOW HE'S STILL IN THERE READY TO POP OUT WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, LIKE "SURPRISE!!!" Probably with party blowers and things.
OMG, orders from Konoha? LIKE ORDERS FOR REALLY UGLY SUITS??? OMG, ARE THEY TO BLAME FOR ARASHI'S CONCERT OUTFITS??? BECAUSE THAT'S VERY MUCH EVIL!!
Man, does this mean that Sasuke is going to decide that Konoha is the enemy and he needs to take vengeance on the whole village, pitting him in an epic life-long struggle against Naruto, and thrusting Naruto into a pit of indecision over which is more important, the village or Sasuke? Will it finally culminate in an epic battle in the rain in like 20 years time with Sasuke and Naruto fighting to the death (possibly near a waterfall) until SASUKE DISCOVERS THAT MADARA IS ACTUALLY FULL OF IT AND THIS IS ALL JUST ACTUALLY A PLOT FROM SOME DAYTIME SOAP THAT MADARA HAD BEEN WATCHING! BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE THIS MANGA REALLY, REALLY LONG!
We have to go back to when Konoha was founded... IS MADARA GOING TO TAKE US IN HIS TARDIS??? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE KIND OF AWESOME.
At least Sasuke is dubious. He knows that GOING OFF IN THE TARDIS WILL ONLY LEAD TO HEARTBREAK!
80 years ago? I totally thought Madara was way older than that. Like 1000 or something. Where do I get my information???I totally thought he was from Gallifrey too.
Fighting, fighting, clans, fighting, fighting clans, Senju clans, Uchiha clans, clans clans clans. Dude, is Madara actually mourning the fact THAT HE REALLY WANTED TO BE A HISTORY TEACHER BUT WAS FORCED TO BECOME A NINJA BY THE CLANS??? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, SUM IT UP DUDE, I JUST WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ITACHI. WHO IS NOT DEAD.
OMG, DUDE! THE FIRST HOKAGE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE OROCHIMARU, only a bit less creepy and kind of hot. Wowsers.
So, next week OROCHIMARU IS ACTUALLY 1000 YEARS OLD AND A TIME-TRAVELLER FROM SPACE AND ITACHI IS NOT DEAD AND IS REUNITED WITH SASUKE IN A LOVING REUNION ORGANISED BY OPRAH WINFREY!! Who wants to take bets with me???
Hmmm, I really wanted Fremantle to beat Geelong. Oh wells.
ant_power!!! It took me A MILLION YEARS to make it, so luckily I love it so much!!! Who knew sequins were so hard to make! I AM CLEARLY A GENIUS, NO?Sometimes the beginning thing doesn't make a lot of sense. The power to make disaster their slave - wtf? And how is that part of a chain? Unless this is all because THE UCHIHA CLAN WERE HAVING DISASTEROUSLY UGLY OUTFITS MANUFACTURED IN SWEAT SHOPS!!! This totally explains why Itachi is awesome, I don't need to read anymore.
Sometimes I forget wtf I'm talking about when I'm doing these things.
Madara: Do you get it?
Sasuke: No, because it's been two weeks since the last chapter and I've totally freaking forgotten what happened.
If Itachi didn't want Madara and Sasuke to meet, HE SHOULD'VE DONE A BETTER JOB OF NOT DYING!!! Not that he's dead, because he's really not.
If Amaterasu can seal people's mouths, why didn't somebody use it to stop Sasuke's poetry readings?
ROFL, OMG LOOK AT SASUKE'S EYES!! HE IS TURNING INTO A HUMAN-BUG-THING!
Yeah, come on Madara, just GET TO THE FREAKING POINT! SASUKE AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING TWO WEEKS FOR THIS!! Yes, yes we remember Itachi. He was awesome and liked to steal people's eyeballs and dress people in glitter. The rest of this chapter better not be AN EXTENDED FLASHBACK SEQUENCE OF THINGS WE ALREADY KNOW!
Though, Itachi was hot. I MEAN, ITACHI IS HOT!! THERE IS NO PAST-TENSE USAGE OVER HERE!!
LOL, Sasuke is all like "DON'T TOUCH ME!! ORO IS THE ONLY PEDO FOR ME!!!" But really, I think Madara just wants Sasuke to talk about his feelings in a caring sort of environment. Probably over a nice spot of tea. AND, YOU KNOW, WITH BONDAGE!! OMG.
Sasuke is like "here we go again, I really am going to have to start wearing a bag over my head. CLEARLY MY PRETTY LOOKS JUST DRIVE OLD MEN INSANE!" Though, to be frank, Sasuke's not looking so good right now. His head is a weird shape. MAYBE BECAUSE HE HAS ORO LIVING INSIDE HIM! YOU KNOW HE'S STILL IN THERE READY TO POP OUT WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, LIKE "SURPRISE!!!" Probably with party blowers and things.
OMG, orders from Konoha? LIKE ORDERS FOR REALLY UGLY SUITS??? OMG, ARE THEY TO BLAME FOR ARASHI'S CONCERT OUTFITS??? BECAUSE THAT'S VERY MUCH EVIL!!
Man, does this mean that Sasuke is going to decide that Konoha is the enemy and he needs to take vengeance on the whole village, pitting him in an epic life-long struggle against Naruto, and thrusting Naruto into a pit of indecision over which is more important, the village or Sasuke? Will it finally culminate in an epic battle in the rain in like 20 years time with Sasuke and Naruto fighting to the death (possibly near a waterfall) until SASUKE DISCOVERS THAT MADARA IS ACTUALLY FULL OF IT AND THIS IS ALL JUST ACTUALLY A PLOT FROM SOME DAYTIME SOAP THAT MADARA HAD BEEN WATCHING! BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE THIS MANGA REALLY, REALLY LONG!
We have to go back to when Konoha was founded... IS MADARA GOING TO TAKE US IN HIS TARDIS??? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE KIND OF AWESOME.
At least Sasuke is dubious. He knows that GOING OFF IN THE TARDIS WILL ONLY LEAD TO HEARTBREAK!
80 years ago? I totally thought Madara was way older than that. Like 1000 or something. Where do I get my information???
Fighting, fighting, clans, fighting, fighting clans, Senju clans, Uchiha clans, clans clans clans. Dude, is Madara actually mourning the fact THAT HE REALLY WANTED TO BE A HISTORY TEACHER BUT WAS FORCED TO BECOME A NINJA BY THE CLANS??? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, SUM IT UP DUDE, I JUST WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ITACHI. WHO IS NOT DEAD.
OMG, DUDE! THE FIRST HOKAGE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE OROCHIMARU, only a bit less creepy and kind of hot. Wowsers.
So, next week OROCHIMARU IS ACTUALLY 1000 YEARS OLD AND A TIME-TRAVELLER FROM SPACE AND ITACHI IS NOT DEAD AND IS REUNITED WITH SASUKE IN A LOVING REUNION ORGANISED BY OPRAH WINFREY!! Who wants to take bets with me???
Hmmm, I really wanted Fremantle to beat Geelong. Oh wells.