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so, today sucked

It was one of those days where nothing actually bad happened, just a bunch of really annoying small things.

Things that sucked about today

1. Downloaded the Arashi "Time" concert and then the files wouldn't work!!! angst rating: 5/5

2. Did all my washing up, only to realise after I was done that I'd missed a bunch of stuff. angst rating: 2/5

3. My pen fell behind the couch, which meant I had to move my bookcase, so that I could move my couch to get it. angst rating: 3/5

4. Fell asleep for the whole afternoon and therefore got nothing done. angst rating: 3/5

5. Nearly to the next part of Phoenix Wright when the DS suddenly died for no reason. angst rating: 4/5

6. Randomly dropping stuff/other klutziness. angst rating: 3/5

Went to Alphabet City for dinner, which was okay. It's kind of depressing without my coffee boy though.

Came home and chatted to

starfishdance, which cheered me up immeasurably. We thought up fake subs for KAT-TUN's Lips PV, which we may post some day, if we ever work out how to actually sub something.

Now, meme!!

Post a comment giving me a compliment and I will do the same in return.

Yay for feeling the love and all that.

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OMG, THAT IS DEFINITELY WHAT HAPPENS!! That sounds like so much fun, I want to be an Arashi stylist too! AND LOL, THAT WOULD BE A TOUGH DECISION! Maybe they judge it by asking Matsujun after the concert which outfit was his favourite, and then that one wins!!

YES, THE FIRST EVER TIME I WATCHED THE LIPS PV I CLOSED THE WINDOW THE MOMENT SCARY!KAME APPEARED! WHICH WAS SUCH A SHAME BECAUSE THEN I NEVER GOT TO SEE JIN!!! OMG, THINK OF WHAT I WAS MISSING ALL THIS TIME!!

KAME-CHAN??! OMG HAHAHA!! AND THE TITANIC THING!! *DIES* IDK WHY EVERYONE KEEPS SHIPPING AKAME, KAME AND KOKI ARE TOTALLY GAYER! AND JIN'S ALREADY OFF THE MARKET, ANYWAY! Kame and Koki even kissed once, I think it was during some performance. I BET THAT WAS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF KOKI'S LIFE!

LOL, YES!! Same here, I made lots of people watch the dramas but none of them are as fangirly as me! Although I do have this (really long-suffering) friend who very nicely indulges me when I spazz about whatever fandom I'm into at the moment, and watches the videos I link and the fics I rec and everything, she is so nice to me!! BUT LOL, THAT IS DEFINITELY WHY! I GUESS THIS IS JUST THE LONELY FATE THAT BEFALLS ALL GENIUSES LIKE US!! AND JIN TOO, SINCE HE SAID HE WAS LONELY IN THAT VIDEO!! (at which point context curls up and dies)

Yeah, it's like there're people who I don't really know what to say to if I haven't seen them in awhile, but with you I just ACCUMULATE things to say until the next time you come online!!

YES, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE FUN AND AWESOME PEOPLE! Although maybe not, because if everyone was fun and awesome it would make the really fun and awesome people seem less fun and awesome, and I AM SO DESCRIPTIVE!

Yes!!! It would be the best job ever!! Though I don't know if I could think of anything more mind-blowing than the half-dress/half-army-coat thing!!!! LOL, YES, I BET THAT'S TOTALLY HOW THEY DECIDE!!!

ROFL!! I TOTALLY COVERED MY EYES, BUT I PEEKED THROUGH MY FINGERS ANYWAY!!! THE HOTNESS OF JIN TOTALLY MAKES ME BRAVER!!!

OMG, THEY KISSED!! I TOTALLY HAVE TO LOOK UP THE VID FOR THIS!! PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS VID! KOKAME IS TOTALLY THE WAY TO GO, AS FAR AS INTER-KAT-TUN RELATIONSHIPS GO!!! ALSO, I WAS READING THIS JIN INTERVIEW THE OTHER DAY AND IT ASKED JIN ABOUT IF HE WAS SKILLED IN LOVE AND HE WAS LIKE "WELL IF IT MEANS STAYING IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP I GUESS I AM"!!! I WAS LIKE "OMG PIN!!!!!" He also said something about being a VERY SERIOUS PERSON though, so I don't know if he was just talking rubbish or what.

LOL, yeah I show my sister the vids and stuff too, but SHE STILL DOESN'T LOVE JIN!! WTF IS WITH THIS!!! But she said (this is a quote), "I like Yamapi when he's not being fat!" ROFL. She said he is clearly the type of guy who puts all the weight on in his face or something! YES, YOU, ME AND JIN SHOULD FORM A CLUB!! THEN WE WON'T BE LONELY ANYMORE!!! XP

ROFL, YES EXACTLY!!! I AM GOING TO HAVE TO START WRITING THINGS DOWN BECAUSE SOMETIMES WHEN I AM DOING STUFF I THINK "LOLZ I WILL HAVE TO TELL WEN THIS WHEN I GO ONLINE!"

YOUR DESCRIPTIVENESS IS FUN AND AWESOME!!! But if boring people were even slightly more fun and awesome, that would be MUCH MORE FUN AND AWESOME!!

YES, THE DRESS-COAT-THING CLEARLY WINS ALL!! Although Matsujun probably threw a fit because he didn't get to wear it, and so they tried to appease him with a tutu!! THIS IS ANOTHER SIMILARITY HE SHARES WITH SASUKE, OMG!

HAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT, I tried to squint and tilt my head at an odd angle which made Kame look slightly less terrifying! LOL YES, Jin totally makes up for everything!

YES THEY DID!! I don't know about the videos because I only saw it in a picture, but OMG! What's up with Koki? He was also part of that simulated-blowjob dance with Jin, WTF?! LOL DEFINITELY PIN!! YOU CAN'T GET MORE LONG TERM THAN THAT!! Ahaha, he said he was a serious person?? LOL HE IS SO HILARIOUS!!! He has such an awesome sense of humour!

OMG, how is that even possible?? It's like, I thought Jin was hot in Yukan Club but it's all his amusing comments and videos and everything that made me love him as much as I do!! SEE, so I am totally not superficial!! Personality is extremely important! XDD OH NO, POOR YAMAPI! It was probably just baby fat!! But lol yeah, it really does suck to put on weight on your face. YES, AND IT WOULD BE THE BEST CLUB EVER! And other people would beg to join but we'd just laugh and say no!! Unless it was Yamapi in which case we'd probably have to consider very seriously. :D

LOL I KNOW RIGHT, sometimes something funny happens when I'm out and I wish that I could text message it to you but I CAN'T! It is tragic!! They should have cell phone Msn or something. :D

XDDDDD YES, THEN THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE FUN AND AWESOME, WHICH WOULD MAKE THINGS REALLY FUN AND AWESOME!!

ROFL, I BET HE STOLE IT AFTER THE SHOW THOUGH, AND NOW HE WEARS IT AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN HE'S WASHING HIS DISHES AND STUFF!! AND YES, DEFINITELY A TUTU! HE IS SO MUCH LIKE SASUKE! I BET HE HAS A TIARA AS WELL, AND REFERS TO HIMSELF AS "SPARKLY PRINCESS JUN!"

I KNOW, RIGHT! It's like Koki is all "HEY, I AM IN KAT-TUN TOO, I CAN TOTALLY BE ONE OF THE SEXY ONES!!! STOP WRITING AKAME FIC AND GET DOWN WITH THE KOKAME AND KOJIN, YO!" Or something!!! AND YES, I think the actual quote was "fundamentally serious", which kind of just makes it funnier!!! JIN IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!!

I know, it's the actual Jin-ness of Jin that makes him so awesome, and his total hotness is just like the icing on the cake!! REALLY, INCREDIBLY HOT ICING!!! YES, WE ARE ALL ABOUT THE PERSONALITY, WE ARE TOTALLY DEEP AND STUFF!!! Maybe Yamapi could be like an intern for our club, he can make us coffees and stuff!! BUT WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEND HIM OUT TO GET OUR LUNCHES!!!

YES! Or we could like develop telepathy and SEND MESSAGES DIRECTLY TO EACH OTHERS BRAINS!!! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

AHHAHA YES, IT'S PROBABLY HIS FAVOURITE OUTFIT EVER AND HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME! YES, IS IT ANY WONDER THAT RP PERSON PICKED MATSUJUN TO BE SASUKE? THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!! It is so cool someone besides us was able to see that!! LOL, HE TOTALLY DOES! And he probably tried to make the rest of Arashi call him that, but they just laughed!!

LOL, I BET THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID! Jin and Kame probably just looked at him and went back to acting gay with each other!! Seriously, anyway, who'd want to be gay with Koki?! LOL, I LOVE JIN! HE IS SO FUNNY!!!

Yeah, that's exactly it! Someone just being hot isn't all that awesome if they don't have an awesome personality to back it up! AND YES WE TOTALLY ARE! WHO CARES ABOUT LOOKS, WE CAN SEE INTO SOMEONE'S SOUL!!! I THINK MAYBE YAMAPI COULD BE JIN'S ~PERSONAL ASSISTANT~. THAT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY! EVEN US!

OH YES, THAT WOULD DEFINITELY BE AWESOME! WHY HAS NOBODY INVENTED THIS YET?

LOL, YES I BET HE DOES!!! OMG, I BET SASUKE WOULD LOVE THAT OUTFIT AS WELL!! HE WOULD BE ALL LIKE "I WILL GET THE BEST REVENGE EVER IN MY INEXPLICABLE HALF-ARMY, HALF-DRAG QUEEN OUTFIT! MY ENEMIES WILL BE ASTOUNDED!!"

LOL, YES AND THEN I BET KOKI WENT OFF BY HIMSELF TO CRY!! AND WRITE KOKAME FIC!!

Yes, people who are just hot without being awesome are boring. Like when we thought Oguri Shun was hot and now we realise the error in our ways, IT WAS CLEARLY BECAUSE WE LOOKED INTO HIS SOUL!! AND SAW GOLDFISH!!! AND YES, YAMAPI SHOULD TOTALLY BE JIN'S ASSISTANT!! THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE!!!

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY DUMB!! I AM GOING TO INVENT A TELEPATHIC IM THINGIE AND BECOME A BIZILLIONAIRE!!

HAHA WHEN I SAW THIS EMAIL IN MY INBOX AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS SPAM MAIL. And then I read the rest of the title and saw the part with the goat!!!

YES, AND IT WOULD TOTALLY WORK AND SASUKE WOULD BE SO PROUD OF HIMSELF, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALISE THAT HIS ENEMIES REALLY JUST FAINTED IN HORROR AT HIS TERRIBLE OUTFIT!! BUT WHATEVER WORKS, I GUESS!

OH, BENEATH HIS GANGSTA EXTERIOR KOKI IS JUST ANOTHER SENSITIVE BOY AT HEART, ISN'T HE! HOW COULD KAME AND JIN BE SO CRUEL?? ROFLLLL AND THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO. HARD. AHAHAHAHA!

Yeah exactly, Oguri Shun was just kind of boring and NOT CRACKY! It is SHOCKING! And yes, do you think we stopped finding him hot because we were bored of him or we were bored of him because we stopped finding him hot? Or something? THIS IS A LITTLE CONFUSING! LET'S JUST TAKE IT THAT YES, HE IS CLEARLY DESCENDED FROM A GOLDFISH AND THAT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD! Reminds me, I saw Pin porn somewhere before where Jin was a company president and Yamapi was his secretary, it was kind of awesome!

YES, DO THAT! AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE RICH YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE AND REALLY LIVE NEXT TO YAMAPI!! CAN I COME STAY OVER? :D

LOL!! SEE THAT IS WHERE SPAMBOTS GO WRONG, THEY FORGET TO ADD THE GOAT BIT!!

ROFL, YES!! EXCEPT FOR MAYBE LIKE GAI AND LEE, THEY WOULD PROBABLY LOVE THE OUTFIT AND TRY TO INCORPORATE PARTS OF INTO INTO THEIR SPANDEX THING!!!

KOKI IS SO SENSITIVE!! REALLY, DEEP DOWN HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED!! OMG, HE IS SO MUCH LIKE MATSUJUN REALLY, THEY SHOULD FORM A SUPPORT GROUP FOR JOHNNY BOYS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM!!!

I think we stopped finding Oguri Shun hot because he's not funny. AND BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A GOLDFISH!! I don't know though, IT'S LIKE THAT QUESTION ABOUT THE TREE FALLING IN THE WOODS!! But it's probably because there aren't bizillions of hilarious vids about him (though, there might be, I haven't actually looked), and also, he's not in Johnny's and therefore doesn't make hilarious PVs with fakesubs and that sort of thing!! AND HE IS JUST OVERSHADOWED BY THE AWESOMENESS OF JIN/YAMAPI/MATSUJUN/TAKKI/RYO/KAME, you know, even like Massu or Ueda or something is kind of more awesome than Oguri Shun!!

I WILL BUY YOU THE HOUSE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YAMAPI!!! They will probably have to rename it Awesome Street.

OH MY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THINK OF GAI AND LEE IN THE ARMY DRAG QUEEN OUTFIT?? MY BRAIN JUST BROKE!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN IMAGINING ORO IN THE LIPS PV...well, maybe not, BUT THEY ARE BOTH KIND OF TRAUMATISING! AND BY 'KIND OF' I MEAN 'VERY'!!!

OMG YES! THEY COULD HAVE THEIR OWN CLUB, CALLED "SENSITIVE BOYS ANONYMOUS", where they can talk about their PROBLEMS! Like, Koki'd be all, "I really like this guy but he's only got eyes for someone else, yo!" and Matsujun would be like "WHY AM I NOT AS PRETTY AS YAMAPI? LIFE IS SO CRUEL!!!"

Yeah, it's definitely because he isn't funny! AND ALSO HIS HAIRSTYLES ARE KIND OF BAD! Anyway he just doesn't seem like the kind who'd be awesome and hilarious and do weird things like make up stupid songs and COMPARE HIS FRIENDS TO WATERMELONS and whatever else Pin and the other JE boys do!! YEAH, EVEN UEDA WHO TOTALLY HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOUR IS FUNNIER THAN OGURI SHUN!!!

I watched the Never Ending Wonderful Story DVD today and I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR NEWS, OMG, IT'S LIKE MY HEART IS BURSTING!!

YAY! Yes, it would be the most awesome street ever!! Everybody would want to live there!

LOL, NOTHING IS WORSE THAN ORO IN THE LIPS PV!! BUT YES, IT'S STILL NOT SOMETHING I EVER ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE!!!

OMG, yes!!! "SENSITIVE BOYS ANONYMOUS"!!! AND THEN KOKI AND MATSUJUN WOULD BOTH CRY!!! MATSUJUN WOULD BE LIKE "I SPENT ALL THIS MONEY GETTING MY TEETH AND EYEBROWS FIXED AND I'M STILL NOT AS PRETTY, I EVEN GO AROUND WEARING PINK ALL THE TIME!!! WHY, YAMAPI, WHY???????" And then Matsujun would probably give Koki tips on how to catch Kame's eye!!! THEY WOULD DO HILARIOUS STAKE-OUTS ON KAME'S HOUSE AND THEY WOULD ROLE-PLAY POSSIBLE SCENARIOS!!

Yes!!! Oguri Shun definitely has inferior hair! MAYBE JE BOYS KEEP THEIR LOLZ IN THEIR HAIR AND THAT IS WHY OGURI SHUN IS LACKING!!!

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!!! Only about Arashi. I just watched the Arashi Around Asia DVD and OMG I LOVE THEM!!! I AM SO FILLED WITH THE OHMIYA LOVE, there is this bit where Nino is following Ohno around with the video camera for like 20 minutes in their hotel room, and then Nino goes to leave and Ohno GRABS HIM BY THE WRIST AND IS LIKE "OMG, DON'T LEAVE ME!!!" Except I'm not sure if that's what he actually says, because it didn't have subs, but THE POINT WAS PRETTY CLEAR!!! LOL, and then Nino went to film Matsujun while he was getting his hair done, and he just gives Nino this FILTHY LOOK, like "piss off, can't you see I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!" and so Nino and Ohno stand behind him all like "Jun-kun, Jun-kun, Jun-kun" until Matsujun looks like he's actually going to kill them! IT IS COMEDY GOLD!!!

YES, IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!! BUT YOU WOULD NEED A PERMIT OF AWESOMENESS TO ACTUALLY MOVE IN, SO WE CAN KEEP THE RABBLE OUT!!!

Your icon wins EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! XD

IT IS KIND OF SCARY HOW WELL ORO WOULD FIT INTO THE LIPS PV!! It's like, you wouldn't even notice kAt-tun had an extra member at all! THEY'D BE KOAT-TUN AND NOBODY WOULD EVEN REALISE!!!

Oh definitely, and they'd comfort each other and share a box of tissues!! THAT IS SO SWEET! LOL YES, poor Matsujun spent so much time trying to become prettier than Yamapi but in that time YAMAPI JUST BECAME EVEN PRETTIER TOO!! ALL ON HIS OWN!! Or at least, because he changed his hairstyle!! And that would be AWESOME! And Koki would call Kame's house, and Kame would be all "OMG I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE'S CALLED THERE'S THIS FREAKY STALKER WHO'S BEEN HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE FOR THE PAST SIX HOURS!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!" and Koki would be all, "OH CRAP... uh I mean, THAT'S TERRIBLE!!"

PROBABLY SO!! Although Matsujun was still hilarious even when he had really bad hair, so maybe Oguri Shun is just suffering from NOT BEING A JE BOY SYNDROME!!

That is so awesome! I bet he REALLY said "OMG DON'T LEAVE ME", because HELLO NINO IS LEAVING! WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU SAY IN SUCH A SITUATION??! Hahahaha THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS! And it totally matches our crack!characterisation of Matsujun, WHICH MEANS IT MUST TOTALLY BE REALITY!! The NEWS dvd is awesome too, I'll link it to you on Veoh! Koyama and Shige make a COMPLETELY HILARIOUS music video to Daite Senorita, and RYO AND YAMAPI SHARE A BATHROBE. I SWEAR THEY DO, IT'S A DARK BLUE BATHROBE. I know people might THINK they just HAPPEN TO HAVE THE SAME BATHROBE, but if that's the case WHY IS IT THEY'RE NEVER WEARING IT AT THE SAME TIME?? IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY THE SAME BATHROBE! Also when they're in the hotel room (Shige, Koyama and Pi are sharing a room" Koyama mentions something about passing the video camera to Ryo-chan and Yamapi is all, "RYO-CHANNNN~~~" in this TOTALLY LOVESICK VOICE! IT IS SO GREAT!! AND EVERYONE BULLIES SHIGE and oh man, before I watched this I just liked Yamapi and Ryo and NEWS' songs BUT OMG NOW I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM!!

:D:D Speaking of my icon, I found a similar one you might like I'll get it for you the next time I see you online!

YES, BECAUSE T-TUN ARE JUST LIKE BACK-UP DANCERS ANYWAY!!! THEY'D PROBABLY JUST THINK KAME WAS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD WITH HIS MAKE-UP!!!

I BET MATSUJUN IS SO HAPPY ABOUT YAMAPI'S NEW HAIR!! THAT IS SO CRUEL OF HIM! OMG, I was reading about how Nakai from SMAP was really mean to Matsujun when he was a Junior because Matsujun was supposed to be an elite but he wasn't very good at idol stuff AND MATSUJUN CRIED!!! POOR CHIBI!MATSUJUN!!! NO WONDER HE HAS SUCH ISSUES!!! AND ROFL, YES!! POOR KOKI! I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET LOVE ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY BETTER!!!

OR MAYBE OGURI SHUN IS JUST SUFFERING FROM NOT BEING VERY INTERESTING SYNDROME!!! XP

LOL, yes of course that's what he was saying. And I watched it again and I noticed that OHNO IS ACTUALLY STROKING NINO'S ARM AS HE SAYS IT!! I NEARLY DIED!!! ~~sometimes I think I love those two more than I love Matsujun~~ OMG, YES I NEED TO BE LINKED TO THE NEWS DVD THING!!! THERE IS SO MUCH RYOPI LOVE AT THE MOMENT!!! CLEARLY IT'S THE SAME BATHROBE, OR WHY WOULDN'T THEY WEAR IT AT THE SAME TIME!! IT'S THE BATHROBE OF LOVE!!!

LOL, EXACTLY! Now that I think carefully about it, it kind of scares me how much like Orochimaru Kame looks in that PV! I mean seriously!! SPOOKY.

OMG HE PROBABLY IS! BUT THAT IS SO EVIL, DELIGHTING IN OUR MISERY LIKE THAT. DD: Oh, that is so tragic! I am now picturing chibi!Matsujun failing at acrobatics and whatever else like he did in that video last time, and everybody laughing! POOR MATSUJUN! Aw, he was just a kid! LOL YES, I WONDER IF JE HAS A RESIDENT COUNSELOR FOR ALL THE TRAUMATIC PROBLEMS THE JE BOYS ARE BOUND TO HAVE! I can imagine Jin would be there all the time crying because he broke a nail! :D Or Kame, because everyone called him girly!

LOL I THINK YOU'VE NAILED IT. :D:D I was talking to my friend yesterday, and she HATES Oguri Shun so we were having a good time discussing his goldfish face!

OMG, THEY ARE SO NOT SUBTLE! Geez, guys, you could at least pretend to be straight!! AND WHAT IS UP WITH YAMAPI AND RANDOM ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, first he had the sweaters of love with Jin and now he and Ryo are sharing a BATHROBE OF LOVE???? THIS IS SO WEIRD!! It's Yamapi after all, I'd have thought they'd pledge their unfailing love with some kind of food!!!

I KNOW, RIGHT!!! MAYBE THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON! I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER, AFTER ALL!!!

I think that when it comes to having the prettiest hair, MATSUJUN DOESN'T CARE FOR ANYONE ELSE'S PAIN!!! LOL, I was watching this episode of Shukudai where they had this giant ball that was a mirror inside and he was all like I WANT TO GO INSIDE IT! And then he was sitting there like "I can see three of me! No four! Five!" And getting all excited. He didn't want to get out of it!!! XP BUT YES, SURELY JE HAS AN AWESOME THERAPIST, BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE WOULD SURELY BE HEARING ALL THESE TALES OF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS AND WHATNOT!!! OMG, that would make such a great fic though, this poor counselor having to listen to all their problems! AND MAKING THEM HAVE GROUP COUNSELING SESSIONS!!! XP

I hate Oguri Shun less while I'm watching Stand Up, because he's just such a dork in it. Mostly though, he just plays such boring roles.

BUT WHERE WOULD THE FUN BE IF THEY PRETENDED TO BE STRAIGHT??? LOL, maybe Yamapi has like stages of love, and stage one is food and stage two is clothes!!! OMG WHAT IS STAGE THREE, I WONDER!!!

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so, today sucked

Re: who'd have thought it?? BUT HE IS SO FULL OF LULZ!

rofl, yes! KAME-CHAN MAKES OUR LIVES SO MUCH BETTER!!!

Re: WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT HIM (AND HIS GOAT)??

A WORLD WITHOUT KAME AND HIS GOAT IS NOT A WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN!!!

Re: SAVE KAME TODAY!! BUY HIM A GOAT BEFORE HE DISAPPEARS!!

CALL NOW TO GET A FREE PAIR OF EYEBROW TWEEZERS WITH YOUR GOAT!

Re: LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE, SO HURRY AND CALL RIGHT AWAY!

FOR ONLY 45 CENTS A DAY, YOU CAN MAKE KAME'S DREAMS A REALITY!!

Re: PLEASE, THINK OF THE KAME!! DO THE RIGHT THING!

KAME IS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL!!! (omg, now it sounds like a phone sex line!!)

Re: KAME AND PHONE SEX ARE REALLY NOT WORDS I WANT TO SEE IN THE SAME SENTENCE. I HAVE NO MORE SPACE

AT LEAST IF YOU HAD PHONE SEX WITH KAME YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE HOW BONY HE WAS

Re: TRUE, AND YOU COULD AT LEAST SORT OF PRETEND THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!

YES, BUT HE WOULD STILL SOUND LIKE KAME!!!