naruto chapter 397

[antpower]

OMG, is the truth about Itachi going to be that he was secretly in love with sequined jumpsuits Sasuke, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNEW THAT ALREADY, TOBITODARA!!! Also, we all know that you're only kidnapped Sasuke because he looks like your little brother, and it's like an Uchiha family thing!!

OMFG IS SASUKE CRYING BLOOD??? LIKE THE EMOEST EMO IN ALL OF EMOLAND!!! BECAUSE HE'S DEVELOPED THE MANGEKYOU!!! YOWSERS!!! DOES THAT MEAN THAT ITACHI REALLY IS DEAD??? OR WOULD IT DEVELOP ANYWAY IF SASUKE JUST THOUGHT HE'D KILLED HIS MOST PRECIOUS PERSON?

What do you mean "impossible", Tobitodara? WTF did you think would happen??? LOL, SASUKE IS SETTING YOU ON FIRE WITH HIS HOTNESS!! LOL, it kind of looks like a giant squid is attacking Tobitodara's head!!!

Sometimes I get confused with things... like I thought the dish-shaped thing on the ground was a contact lens first (because THE SCALES HAVE DROPPED FROM SASUKE'S EYES!!!), and Tobitodara was just a FAKER! But then I realised it was his Tobi mask. At least, I think that's what it is. Yeah.

Random screaming... Tobitodara melts into the shadows... Sasuke clutches his eyes while trying to think up lines for his emo poems. He's all like "AAH, NOTHING RHYMES WITH VENGEANCE!"

LOL, AND FROM THE SHADOWS TOBITODARA IS LIKE "OMG YOUR POETRY SUCKS!!! CLEARLY ITACHI PLANNED TO BE DEFEATED AND SEND YOU HERE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT I HATE EMO POEMS MORE THAN ANYTHING!! OR MAYBE HE JUST ASSUMED THAT I'D READ THEM ON YOUR LIVE JOURNAL AND THE THREAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU, BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT I ALWAYS SKIP PEOPLE'S LJ CUTS!!! OMG MY EARS ARE BURNING FROM THE POEMS!!!"

Sasuke is like "I am way too stoned to deal with you right now. Let me get back to my writing!" Seriously, how stoned does he look!!

LOL, Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!

Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.

Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.

Ant: If this turns out that Itachi did all that to protect Sasuke, I'm going to fly to Japan and poke Kishi in the forehead myself!!

OMFG!!! OMG, LIKE ONE PAGE BEFORE HE SAYS IT AND I PICKED IT!! OMG, MY ENTIRE IMAGE OF ITACHI IS NOW RUINED!! HE WAS DOING IT FOR THE AWESOME FASHION, I TELL YOU!!! FOR THE FASHION!!!

Kishi: *is poked*

Sasuke: WTF, I know I'm stoned but I think you just said that FAIL rhymes with ITACHI'S ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC!! BECAUSE IT JUST FELL DOWN IN A BIG FLOPPY HEAP!

Tobitodara: Don't freak out just because you were pedoed on by Orochimaru. It happened to the best of us.

Sasuke: You're like 1000 years older than him! Also, that's SO NOT THE POINT!! GO AWAY AND STOP DISTURBING MY POEMS!!!

Tobitodara: YOU SAY THAT NOW, BUT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY MAY SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU, AND WILL SURELY FUEL YOUR EMO POEMS FOR THE NEXT BIZILLION YEARS!! ITACHI LIKED TO DRESS UP AS A FLUFFY BUNNY!! HE DID CHARITY WORK FOR SICK CHILDREN AND SPENT ALL HIS LIFE PAINTING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE POOR! ALSO, HE IS SANTA CLAUS!! AND POSSIBLY ALSO THE INVENTOR OF RAINBOWS!!!!

Sasuke: I am never smoking pot again. EVER!!

BUT SERIOUSLY!!! Okay, I'm not actually that annoyed by Itachi being a fluffy bunny... I don't think. I will need time to digest this.

MY MIND IS TOTALLY BLOWN!!!

Also, no chapter next week? That's like the most evil thing of all!!! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE KISHI KNOWS WE WILL NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM THE SHOCK!!! and write emo poems

Comments

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Omgomgomgomgomg LOOKS LIKE KISHI IS A BIG FAN OF SNAPE AFTER ALL! was all I thought. XDD

And Sasuke's infamous line is now, "Stop fucking with me or I'll kill you!" Seriously Sasuke, you're imagining things now, but I don't blame you since you DID actually kill Orochimaru... who knows what he did.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA YOU WERE DEFINITELY RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING -- THIS POST IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE READ SINCE THE PINFIC WHERE JIN FOLLOWED YAMAPI'S GIRLFRIEND CHECKLIST!!!

Oh come on, it's totally possible for Itachi to be in love with both sequined jumpsuits AND Sasuke! I mean, how can you only make him choose one?? That's just cruel! Sasuke is such an emo boy, seriously. AND OMG HE SO TOTALLY WRITES EMO POEMS! BAD EMO POEMS!! I thought that was a contact lens too, omg.

POOR SASUKE, NOBODY READS HIS POEMS!! HE IS SO MISUNDERSTOOD. At least Itachi reads his ItaSasu fics, though.

Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!
Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.
Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.

THIS CONVERSATION WINS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! And I bet you anything that's EXACTLY what happens in the next chapter!! Itachi's big secret is that he is actually... A POLEDANCER. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! AND YES, HE FEEDS BIRDS AND IS KIND TO ANIMALS!! HE IS SUCH A HUMANITARIAN!!

Why don't you like the ending?? I actually think fluffy bunny!Itachi would be kind of awesome. ONLY THAT HE INVENTED RAINBOWS? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MATSUJUN! I FEEL SO CHEATED NOW.

[isolabela.livejournal.com]

I FREAKED OUT TOO. I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

I'm worried about it turning into ffn drivel, but I'm rather excited about Itachi possibly being a fluffy bunny. UNLESS MADARA IS FULL OF SHIT. And is just saying that to make Sasuke feel super bad and that makes it WAY EASIER to get in his pants. Not that it's difficult in the first place and all.

[chaosakita.livejournal.com]

Before, I was so depressed about what happened to Itachi. He was my second favorite character because I thought that somehow, he'd be secretly "good".

And then the Itachi/Sasuke fight happened and I realized that optimism just bits you back in the butt.

But now, EVERYTHING IS OK AGAIN~~~

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

SPENT ALL HIS LIFE PAINTING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE POOR! And now we know why all the bad guys have painted fingernails. XD

I really, really hope Kishimoto is not going to turn Itachi into fluffy bunny. It sounds kind of cheap. And even if he didn't kill the Uchiha or did it for a good reason, he still isn't exactly nice.

Sasuke was totally stoned in this chapter.

[saqqara13.livejournal.com]

LOL... even if Itachi *was* a good guy (which I've thought all along :D ), he's no fluffy bunny material either way... he's still insanely badass.

I LOVE this turn of events! I think it makes him a lot more interesting... I foresee many awesome flashbacks where Sasuke has to rethink all the things Itachi has said to him in the past :D

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

LOL, Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!
Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.
Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.
LOLLL THAT IS SO MUCH WIN. And a giant squid attacking Tobitodara--*DIES OF LAUGHTER*

HAHAHAHAHAHA FLUFFY BUNNY ITACHI OMG XDDDDDD

WTF I LOVE YOUR COMMENTARY. It almost makes up for my complete o____O at what just happened, because that was some bombshell. XDDDD

[lala-lia.livejournal.com]

*GOOD GRIEF*
In the end it totally had to be like that didn't it??
AAAHHhh !! Kishi!
I think Sasuke needs to smoke more pot. His emo poems will only get better!! And then maybe he'll be able to see the TRUTH behind it ALL.
Itachi-chi was only a fluffy little pink ballerina bunny who joined akatsuki to do a case study for his next glittery fashion profile. Let's all paint our nails black next season....*