naruto chapter 397

[antpower]

OMG, is the truth about Itachi going to be that he was secretly in love with sequined jumpsuits Sasuke, BECAUSE EVERYONE KNEW THAT ALREADY, TOBITODARA!!! Also, we all know that you're only kidnapped Sasuke because he looks like your little brother, and it's like an Uchiha family thing!!

OMFG IS SASUKE CRYING BLOOD??? LIKE THE EMOEST EMO IN ALL OF EMOLAND!!! BECAUSE HE'S DEVELOPED THE MANGEKYOU!!! YOWSERS!!! DOES THAT MEAN THAT ITACHI REALLY IS DEAD??? OR WOULD IT DEVELOP ANYWAY IF SASUKE JUST THOUGHT HE'D KILLED HIS MOST PRECIOUS PERSON?

What do you mean "impossible", Tobitodara? WTF did you think would happen??? LOL, SASUKE IS SETTING YOU ON FIRE WITH HIS HOTNESS!! LOL, it kind of looks like a giant squid is attacking Tobitodara's head!!!

Sometimes I get confused with things... like I thought the dish-shaped thing on the ground was a contact lens first (because THE SCALES HAVE DROPPED FROM SASUKE'S EYES!!!), and Tobitodara was just a FAKER! But then I realised it was his Tobi mask. At least, I think that's what it is. Yeah.

Random screaming... Tobitodara melts into the shadows... Sasuke clutches his eyes while trying to think up lines for his emo poems. He's all like "AAH, NOTHING RHYMES WITH VENGEANCE!"

LOL, AND FROM THE SHADOWS TOBITODARA IS LIKE "OMG YOUR POETRY SUCKS!!! CLEARLY ITACHI PLANNED TO BE DEFEATED AND SEND YOU HERE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT I HATE EMO POEMS MORE THAN ANYTHING!! OR MAYBE HE JUST ASSUMED THAT I'D READ THEM ON YOUR LIVE JOURNAL AND THE THREAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU, BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT I ALWAYS SKIP PEOPLE'S LJ CUTS!!! OMG MY EARS ARE BURNING FROM THE POEMS!!!"

Sasuke is like "I am way too stoned to deal with you right now. Let me get back to my writing!" Seriously, how stoned does he look!!

LOL, Tobitodara: WHAT RHYMES WITH FAIL??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! YOUR BROTHER COPPING A FEEL RIGHT BEFORE HE (DIDN'T REALLY BECAUSE HE'S ONLY FAKING IT) DIED!

Sasuke: That in no way at all rhymed.

Tobitodara: It rhymes in Swahili.

Ant: If this turns out that Itachi did all that to protect Sasuke, I'm going to fly to Japan and poke Kishi in the forehead myself!!

OMFG!!! OMG, LIKE ONE PAGE BEFORE HE SAYS IT AND I PICKED IT!! OMG, MY ENTIRE IMAGE OF ITACHI IS NOW RUINED!! HE WAS DOING IT FOR THE AWESOME FASHION, I TELL YOU!!! FOR THE FASHION!!!

Kishi: *is poked*

Sasuke: WTF, I know I'm stoned but I think you just said that FAIL rhymes with ITACHI'S ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC!! BECAUSE IT JUST FELL DOWN IN A BIG FLOPPY HEAP!

Tobitodara: Don't freak out just because you were pedoed on by Orochimaru. It happened to the best of us.

Sasuke: You're like 1000 years older than him! Also, that's SO NOT THE POINT!! GO AWAY AND STOP DISTURBING MY POEMS!!!

Tobitodara: YOU SAY THAT NOW, BUT WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY MAY SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU, AND WILL SURELY FUEL YOUR EMO POEMS FOR THE NEXT BIZILLION YEARS!! ITACHI LIKED TO DRESS UP AS A FLUFFY BUNNY!! HE DID CHARITY WORK FOR SICK CHILDREN AND SPENT ALL HIS LIFE PAINTING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE POOR! ALSO, HE IS SANTA CLAUS!! AND POSSIBLY ALSO THE INVENTOR OF RAINBOWS!!!!

Sasuke: I am never smoking pot again. EVER!!

BUT SERIOUSLY!!! Okay, I'm not actually that annoyed by Itachi being a fluffy bunny... I don't think. I will need time to digest this.

MY MIND IS TOTALLY BLOWN!!!

Also, no chapter next week? That's like the most evil thing of all!!! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE KISHI KNOWS WE WILL NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM THE SHOCK!!! and write emo poems