shopping, oguri shun and chapter 392

[antpower]

Yesterday I went shopping and bought a Death Note wallet!! It is the most awesome thing ever and it makes me very happy. I also bought new jeans and they are like 2 sizes smaller than the last pair of jeans I bought, yay! Then I came home and watched Hana Yori Dango until like 4am, which probably wasn't all that clever, but Oguri Shun!! He's so hot! And yet sometimes weird-looking when he smiles. But hot at the same time.


Is it just me, or does Sasuke look heaps fatter when he's in CS2???

The true fight now begins? So what were the last 10 chapters about then??

OMG ITACHI HAS A BIG RHINOCEROS GUY ON HIS SIDE!

AND SASUKE HAS INNER DIALOGUE WITH OROCHIMARU!!! I'd be so much more flailing about this if I hadn't read spoilers BUT STILL THAT IS VERY AWESOME!!! Though I'm still kind of perplexed as to how Orochimaru can be inside Sasuke and Kabuto at the SAME TIME!

Sasuke loves it, really.

ROFL, Sasuke is vomiting up Orochimaru (maybe he should watch what he eats for lunch from now on, no?), and Itachi is all like O_0 THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN - YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BROTHER OMGWTF!!?! It's no wonder Sasuke's been looking a bit chubby, if he's been keeping all that in his belly.

Yay, snakes vs rhinos, this is going to be a winner.

I love how Zetsu explains things for people who are too dumb to realise it themselves.

So, this panel right here? I love it nearly as much as the crazyface!Itachi! But wtf is that thing that looks like a really massive penis? Because that isn't a snake tongue.



Yeah, yeah, Oro. We all know you want Sasuke's body. Join the queue. Also, WATCH OUT FOR ITACHI'S SHINY SWORD OF SMITING ALL THAT ISN'T PRETTY! Because honestly, Oro, you're awesome and everything but you're not really looking your best right now. WTF, I TOLD YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR IT!!! If Orochimaru had've read the spoilers then this never would've happened to him.

At least he's still possessing Kabuto though, right?? BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE GONE FOREVER, THAT WOULD BE TOO HEARTBREAKING. WHO WOULD TAKE THE BOY SCOUTS ON THEIR FIELD TRIPS IF OROCHIMARU WASN'T AROUND?? WHO WOULD SPREAD LOVE AND JOY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD BY HANDING OUT CUPCAKES?? THIS IS A VERY DISTRESSING DEVELOPMENT INDEED!!!

DON'T MELT, OROCHIMARU! THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!! Damn, he melted. I wonder if he's like a puddle of cupcake batter now.

Hey, so apparently there's this other sword that counters ITACHI'S SHINY SWORD OF SMITING ALL THAT ISN'T PRETTY! I wonder if it's THE UGLY STICK! Wow, that's totally evil and stuff.

Right, so next chapter, I'm assuming Naruto & co are going to show up to help Sasuke. At least, that's what I'm hoping because if Sasuke has ANOTHER 'one-last-super-powerful-jutsu' then I am going to hit somebody. With THE UGLY STICK. Yes, that's right, ph34r me.



I'm not entirely sure a word of that made sense. I'm kind of overtired.

Comments

[fujiko1601.livejournal.com]

It's been over twelve hours since I read the chapter and I still haven't made a post about it.

I think all the kids look fat in Shippuuden, especially considering the usual manga standards of drawing people so thin that they are like half a person. And yes CS2 Sasuke is extra fat.

It was nice Orochimaru while it lasted. Too bad it wasn't even a whole chapter.

And Itachi has a tengu. Does that contradict or support the theory that the Uchiha began when a tengu raped a Hyuuga girl?

I liked how Zetsu commented on Orochimaru and throwing up stuff.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe it's because they're ninjas, so they need to be muscly??? Or maybe it's because they all keep storage cabinets in their bellies, like Orochimaru.

I think it supports it!!

Zetsu is so funny. I love how he eats people but is still disgusted by Orochimaru!!

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Oguri Shun does look nice, although I have the urge to snip off some of his hair at his neck (because I'm picky~ XP and it looks too long to me. >_>) I've looked up both the Taiwanese and the Japanese versions of Hana Kimi, and so far I have to say I like the Japanese version more. The pacing's smoother; also, the person who plays Mizuki looks prettier. *is shallow* XD On the other hand, the girl who plays Mizuki in the Taiwanese version--her facial expressions are HILARIOUS.

*winces* I didn't notice that in the panel until you pointed it out--now my mind is scarred. *shudders* (Well, I suppose it was already scarred anyway before this. :P) but omg seriously, Orochimaru could not possibly be getting on as much as he likes to show he apparently did! DDDD:

this other sword that counters ITACHI'S SHINY SWORD OF SMITING ALL THAT ISN'T PRETTY!
*confused* I thought it was Itachi's sword that countered Orochimaru's SHINY SWORD OF SMITING ALL THAT ISN'T PRETTY. Unless I was totally careless in reading something...?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN--OF COURSE YOU WANT SASUKE'S ONE-LAST-SUPER-POWERFUL JUTSU! WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO SEE HIS GLITTER APHRODISIAC SPITBALL JUTSU?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes. His hair is shorter in Hana Yori Dango though. And reddish-brown. I think he looks hotter in Hana Kimi but he's pretty awesome in Hana Yori Dango too.

YES, IT LOOKS TOTALLY WRONG! I CAN'T WORK OUT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!

I may have been reading it wrong, actually. Because I'm not all that observant, mostly! Either way, IT IS VERY SAD THAT ORO GOT SMITED!! (SMOTE?)

OKAY, IF IT'S A GLITTER APHRODISIAC SPITBALL JUTSU THEN I WON'T HIT HIM WITH THE UGLY STICK!! ESPECIALLY IF IT ENCOURAGES PRETTY BROTHER-LOVE!!!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

RUI IS SUCH A NICE GUY BUT SOMEHOW I PREFER DOMYOUJI WHY WHY WHYYY? ;___;

[dayadhvam-triad.livejournal.com]

Agh, now I want to look at Hana Yori Dango too. XD

[left-tool.livejournal.com]

I don't think Naruto & co are gonna show up next chapter, Tobi's there remember? :D;

Big snakes and then big Orochimaru came out made me go 'wth is this orzlll' T-this doesn't makes sense anymoreee. DDD:

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

Ah! I couldn't remember what the last thing Naruto etc were doing before this fight! I just remembered them traveling through the forest.

LOL, I KNOW, RIGHT!! It's like Kishi has totally given up and accepted TEH CRACK as the THE ONE TRUE PATH!!

[unikorn.livejournal.com]

OMG I though Oro had a giant penis in that panel too!! O_O

And Sasuke totally does become Fatsuke in curse seal level 2.. it's not very 'special' if you ask me :)

I wish Itachi would just hurry up and die already :P

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, I am so glad it's not just me!! It looks so wrong!

Fatsuke, LOL!!!

I don't want Itachi to die!! But am I getting sick of this fight!

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

*shivers* Orochimaru really does have the most disturbing ways of appearing and techniques. x___x

And lmao, I just noticed that "tongue". It looks like squid, or something.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

LOL, yes!! It's like he sits at home thinking "how can I do this in the way that is most likely to scar anyone who sees it FOR LIFE" and then MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!!! ROFL, I love Oro!

It does look like a squid!! I just can't figure out what it's actually supposed to be.

[keikeiaznqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh god, yeah. XDD I'm still really disturbed by his sudden appearance outta the snake's mouth. *shivers* I didn't know if I should choke or laugh, really. XDD

Yeah... maybe Kishi... was on drugs, and was really meaning to draw a giant penis but gave it a huge hole in the front.

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

But wtf is that thing that looks like a really massive penis?

HOLY FUCK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT TOO! Nice to know I'm not the only one who takes everything related to Orochimaru in the dirtiest possible context.

I think Orochimaru accelerated Sasuke's CS2-transformation by force-feeding him cupcakes, which is why he looks fatter.

OMG AND I WILL BE SO DEPRESSED IF ORO IS GONE FOREVER!!! WHY IS ITACHI COLLABORATING WITH SASUKE TO KILL THE LULZ NOW?!?!?!

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY TO TAKE THINGS RELATING TO OROCHIMARU??? HE DOESN'T MAKE IT EASY FOR US TO REACT INNOCENTLY!! Also, a few comments back, somebody mentioned that the weird penis thing looks like a squid, WHICH MAKES ME THINK THAT MAYBE IT IS INARI IN DISGUISE OR SOMETHING! THE POSSIBILITIES OF WHAT THIS COULD MEAN ARE KIND OF TERRIFYING!!

Seriously, if Sasuke wants to wear an outfit that's going to show off his middle so much, maybe he should lay off the cupcakes for a while. NO WONDER ITACHI IS SO EFFECTIVELY PWNING HIM, THIS MUST BE SUCH A BITTER PILL FOR HIM TO SWALLOW!!

MAYBE THIS ARC IS LIKE BATTLE ROYALE ONLY THE WINNER GETS TO BE THE KING OF LULZ! THEY ARE GOING TO GO AROUND KILLING EVERYBODY UNTIL ONLY THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER IS LEFT!

[starfishdance.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A GOOD POINT. AND OMG!!! WHY IS STUPID HAT KID DISGUISED AS OROCHIMARU'S PENIS?!?!! MAYBE ORO IS TRYING TO SHOW OFF HIS CONQUESTS TO ITACHI, LIKE ALL, REMEMBER HOW YOU REJECTED ME? WELL I FOUND LOTS OF BOYS WHO ARE EVEN YOUNGER, SO THERE!!! AND PRETTIER TOO, IN SASUKE'S CASE AT LEAST!!!

I know, right? Maybe staying in the same house with people like Orochimaru and Kabuto was so stressful that poor Sasucakes ended up binge-eating to ward off depression! COME ON SASUKE, ITACHI LIVES WITH FREAKS TOO BUT HE DIDN'T END UP LOOKING OVERWEIGHT!!!!

OMG THAT MUST BE IT!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!! WHY CANT THEY HAVE AN ANNOYING CHARACTER BATTLE ROYALE INSTEAD??? OMG AND WHO WOULD WIN THAT??? I'M THiNKING MAYBE SAI. D:

[senyum.livejournal.com]

OROCHIMARU XDDDDD I was trying to work out with someone what that thing was before, the only logical conclusion we could draw is that it's not part of the snake But seriously, Oro's gone overboard. He'll probably pass out if he gets an erection xDD Not even looking at how it CAN'T FIT ANYWHERE =_=;;

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

YES, IT IS DEFINITELY NOT PART OF THE SNAKE!!! WTF IS IT!! I AM AFRAID OF IT, IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO AND HIDE SOMEWHERE!! I THINK THAT IS IN FACT THE SOURCE OF ALL OROCHIMARU'S POWER!!!

Maybe he wouldn't pass out, because after all, he can cough up swords and snakes and things, so his innards don't function like a normal person's. BUT ON THE OTHER POINT, I TOTALLY AGREE AND THAT ALSO SCARES ME!!!

[senyum.livejournal.com]

LOL Thinking about, i don't think anything could make Orochimaru pass out xDD Except maybe underage boys MAYBE IT'S A SNAKE CANON.

[saqqara13.livejournal.com]

[i]So, this panel right here? I love it nearly as much as the crazyface!Itachi! But wtf is that thing that looks like a really massive penis? Because that isn't a snake tongue.[/i]

I know right?!!?!? I was like.... OMGWTF?!!?! Seriously this Oro getting barfed up by stuff and/or him barfing stuff up.... I mean, really, EW.

And yeah! I was thinking about KabOro too! WTF happened with THAT?!!?

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

MAYBE OROCHIMARU HAS BULIMIA!!! AND HE'S TRYING TO MAKE SASUKE HAVE BULIMIA AS WELL SO THAT HE CAN EAT AS MANY CUPCAKES AS HE LIKES WITHOUT PUTTING ON TOO MUCH WEIGHT!!

I am sure KabuOro isn't gone forever!! Oro just likes to spread his love around, is all!!! XP

[darlingfox.livejournal.com]

But wtf is that thing that looks like a really massive penis?

I thought I was the only one thinking that! Is Kishimoto making fun of us? Or maybe it's just that with Orochimaru, you expect to see something more or less perverted. Gigantic phallic symbols, sticky things, swords piercing flesh, that sort of things.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

It is hard to know wtf Kishi is thinking sometimes!! But I can't figure out what else it would be!!! It's not even like it could possibly be his feet coming out at the same time or something!! But you're right, there's something about Orochimaru that makes your brain go to the worst possible place!!

[valkyrienova.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP STARING AT OROCHIMARU'S MACARONI PENIS

IT ALSO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A HUGE FLESHLIGHT

Though I doubt Naruto & friends are going to show up, though I wish they would D: This is the year of Sasuke.

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know, right! It's totally wrong!!

MAYBE IT IS!! BECAUSE OROCHIMARU IS A BOY SCOUT AND THEREFORE HE IS ALWAYS PREPARED!!!

I am severely tempted by this week's spoilers, but I read them last week and it made the chapter less fun. BUT I STILL WANT TO KNOW!!